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		<title>By: kendra bethune</title>
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		<dc:creator>kendra bethune</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i know the jonas brothers are virgins that&#039;s still mean to me to say kevin jonas can&#039;t have sex with a woman and make a baby who are you to decide that on cele bitchy  under kevin can&#039;t make a baby head line  that&#039;s mean don&#039;t spread that around that&#039;s mean your&#039;ehurting kevin&#039;s feelings</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i know the jonas brothers are virgins that&#8217;s still mean to me to say kevin jonas can&#8217;t have sex with a woman and make a baby who are you to decide that on cele bitchy  under kevin can&#8217;t make a baby head line  that&#8217;s mean don&#8217;t spread that around that&#8217;s mean your&#8217;ehurting kevin&#8217;s feelings
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		<dc:creator>SUPPORTER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:35:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mrs. Jonas, if I may say...If there is any girl that you should accpet to love Nick, it&#039;s Miley. Cuz&#039; Miley loves Nick so much! Her love for Nick is TRUE! She may have done some mistakes but, she&#039;s just human! and those scandals Miley had, she did it all just to get Nick&#039;s love! So, imagine a girl sacrificing her reputation as a role model just to get one of your sons to love for her again, isn&#039;t that TRUE LOVE? and Miley&#039;s album &quot;BREAKOUT&quot; almost all of the songs in there are written by Miley for Nick. WOW! Nick is so lucky to have someone like Miley love him that much! So, if anyone should have the right to love Nick and date Nick, it should be Miley! PEACE TO ALL!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mrs. Jonas, if I may say&#8230;If there is any girl that you should accpet to love Nick, it&#8217;s Miley. Cuz&#8217; Miley loves Nick so much! Her love for Nick is TRUE! She may have done some mistakes but, she&#8217;s just human! and those scandals Miley had, she did it all just to get Nick&#8217;s love! So, imagine a girl sacrificing her reputation as a role model just to get one of your sons to love for her again, isn&#8217;t that TRUE LOVE? and Miley&#8217;s album &#8220;BREAKOUT&#8221; almost all of the songs in there are written by Miley for Nick. WOW! Nick is so lucky to have someone like Miley love him that much! So, if anyone should have the right to love Nick and date Nick, it should be Miley! PEACE TO ALL!!
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		<title>By: jayem</title>
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		<dc:creator>jayem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>^^^Uh, we&#039;re not IN their &quot;personal business&quot;, Nicole.  They TOLD us their personal business.  And they didn&#039;t mention it once, in passing, like their favorite color.  They talk about it ALL. THE. TIME.  I think everyone else has said it nicely.  Kinda weird, marketing, probably prove to be lies in 10 years or so.  One of them WILL crack.  And then date Paris Hilton!  (Okay, I take that back.  That was mean...)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>^^^Uh, we&#8217;re not IN their &#8220;personal business&#8221;, Nicole.  They TOLD us their personal business.  And they didn&#8217;t mention it once, in passing, like their favorite color.  They talk about it ALL. THE. TIME.  I think everyone else has said it nicely.  Kinda weird, marketing, probably prove to be lies in 10 years or so.  One of them WILL crack.  And then date Paris Hilton!  (Okay, I take that back.  That was mean&#8230;)
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nicole</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what they decide to do with their bodies is their choice. they are great role models, so stop being so hard on them. they are teenagers! if they dont want to have sex...whatever. get out of their personal business and get a life...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what they decide to do with their bodies is their choice. they are great role models, so stop being so hard on them. they are teenagers! if they dont want to have sex&#8230;whatever. get out of their personal business and get a life&#8230;
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		<title>By: spiceh</title>
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		<dc:creator>spiceh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 22:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Camila Belle is so pretty with a great body.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Camila Belle is so pretty with a great body.
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		<title>By: hairball</title>
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		<dc:creator>hairball</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, after 8 years of Bush, I am SICK to death of these psycho Christians who are all hypocrites.  But the point is, no girl with any self-respect is going to stay around with an over-bearing and controlling mother who has no life of her own.  PATHETIC.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, after 8 years of Bush, I am SICK to death of these psycho Christians who are all hypocrites.  But the point is, no girl with any self-respect is going to stay around with an over-bearing and controlling mother who has no life of her own.  PATHETIC.
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		<title>By: Ling</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 04:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lord alive. For some reason I was under the impression that the J Bros were trying to distance themselves from the purity ring mania. Apparently I was mistaken.

Sidenote: why are all the sibling acts spawned from creepy christian cult parents? Why can&#039;t a nice trio of church-on-christmas-and-easter-and-grandma&#039;s-birthday christian children rise up and dominate?

Other sidenote: My main problem with the &quot;wait until marriage&quot; rule is that it at once makes marriage a necessity while trivializing it as an expensive sex ticket. Sweetheart, want to experience all the pleasures of orgasm? Then marry the first guy you date out of college and be prepared for years of rugrats. What&#039;s that? You want a career, too? That&#039;s nice, dear. Good luck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lord alive. For some reason I was under the impression that the J Bros were trying to distance themselves from the purity ring mania. Apparently I was mistaken.</p>
<p>Sidenote: why are all the sibling acts spawned from creepy christian cult parents? Why can&#8217;t a nice trio of church-on-christmas-and-easter-and-grandma&#8217;s-birthday christian children rise up and dominate?</p>
<p>Other sidenote: My main problem with the &#8220;wait until marriage&#8221; rule is that it at once makes marriage a necessity while trivializing it as an expensive sex ticket. Sweetheart, want to experience all the pleasures of orgasm? Then marry the first guy you date out of college and be prepared for years of rugrats. What&#8217;s that? You want a career, too? That&#8217;s nice, dear. Good luck.
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		<title>By: Annabelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annabelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gross. Just gross.
Wtf @ “They don’t want to go out there giving everyone an STD?&quot; Why on earth would they give ANYONE an STD? There are plenty of easy ways to avoid STDs. I&#039;ve been doing it for years and have never gotten an STD. It strikes me as weird that she kinda implied that they have STDs to give! Most parents are concerned about GETTING an STD, not giving it. Weirdness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gross. Just gross.<br />
Wtf @ “They don’t want to go out there giving everyone an STD?&#8221; Why on earth would they give ANYONE an STD? There are plenty of easy ways to avoid STDs. I&#8217;ve been doing it for years and have never gotten an STD. It strikes me as weird that she kinda implied that they have STDs to give! Most parents are concerned about GETTING an STD, not giving it. Weirdness.
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		<title>By: Dingles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dingles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Do people really believe these guys are virgins? It&#039;s called a MARKETING PLOY. South Park said it best- when people like the Jonas Brothers (or Britney Spears 10 years ago) go about blatantly selling sex, but *say* they&#039;re wholesome and waiting until marriage blah blah blah, parents of young children feel okay buying their merchandise...because people are stupid.

And who is she to claim that an adult man having sex is a &quot;mistake&quot; and implying that just because someone is sexually active they are putting others at risk for disease. Like there&#039;s no grey area between virgin and slut.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do people really believe these guys are virgins? It&#8217;s called a MARKETING PLOY. South Park said it best- when people like the Jonas Brothers (or Britney Spears 10 years ago) go about blatantly selling sex, but *say* they&#8217;re wholesome and waiting until marriage blah blah blah, parents of young children feel okay buying their merchandise&#8230;because people are stupid.</p>
<p>And who is she to claim that an adult man having sex is a &#8220;mistake&#8221; and implying that just because someone is sexually active they are putting others at risk for disease. Like there&#8217;s no grey area between virgin and slut.
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		<title>By: eternalcanadian</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:31:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lolz.  their mama is delusional if she thinks any of her precious babies are virgins.  we all went down that road with britney spears, her parents going on and on about how &quot;pure&quot; she was and we find out otherwise she was doing the narsty at like age 13 or 14.  those guys got to be the biggest illusion artists and how they&#039;ve managed to lie all this time about being virgins and spouting those idiotic purity rings, lolz, pull the one one boyz.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lolz.  their mama is delusional if she thinks any of her precious babies are virgins.  we all went down that road with britney spears, her parents going on and on about how &#8220;pure&#8221; she was and we find out otherwise she was doing the narsty at like age 13 or 14.  those guys got to be the biggest illusion artists and how they&#8217;ve managed to lie all this time about being virgins and spouting those idiotic purity rings, lolz, pull the one one boyz.
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