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	<title>Comments on: Lance Armstrong welcomes a baby boy</title>
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		<title>By: Eden</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:23:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor baby, his Dad is such a POS!

I&#039;m sure Anna saw the cash and got pregnant deliberately, good for her.  Use that jerk and suck him dry.</description>
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<p>I&#8217;m sure Anna saw the cash and got pregnant deliberately, good for her.  Use that jerk and suck him dry.
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		<title>By: jayem</title>
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		<dc:creator>jayem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:11:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is the cutest picture!  Although I really wish people would stop tweeting.  You should never broadcast the birth of your child AND what you had for lunch in the same spot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is the cutest picture!  Although I really wish people would stop tweeting.  You should never broadcast the birth of your child AND what you had for lunch in the same spot.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he&#039;s a cute little guy.  I wonder who his father is?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he&#8217;s a cute little guy.  I wonder who his father is?
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		<title>By: SweB</title>
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		<dc:creator>SweB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:57:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tsk, c&#039;mon people! Most, if not all, newborns are ugly. So some of you might be in for a nasty suprise when junior pops out....Babies don&#039;t really get that cute baby look until around 2-3 months when they had a chance to fill out and their skin has adjusted to being outside the womb.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tsk, c&#8217;mon people! Most, if not all, newborns are ugly. So some of you might be in for a nasty suprise when junior pops out&#8230;.Babies don&#8217;t really get that cute baby look until around 2-3 months when they had a chance to fill out and their skin has adjusted to being outside the womb.
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		<title>By: Magsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Magsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Poor kid, he looks like his old man.  So much for the old adage all babies are cute.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Poor kid, he looks like his old man.  So much for the old adage all babies are cute.
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		<title>By: orion70</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m no fan of this guy, but c&#039;mon, why harp on a newborn?  seriously. 

also, I wonder if many of you have actually SEEN a brand new newborn.  They are not always pink little cherubs.  Their little heads are bent out of shape, they&#039;re bruised, and they look like little aliens.  They look nothing like what they will be in a couple of months.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m no fan of this guy, but c&#8217;mon, why harp on a newborn?  seriously. </p>
<p>also, I wonder if many of you have actually SEEN a brand new newborn.  They are not always pink little cherubs.  Their little heads are bent out of shape, they&#8217;re bruised, and they look like little aliens.  They look nothing like what they will be in a couple of months.
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		<title>By: anastasiabeaverhausen</title>
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		<dc:creator>anastasiabeaverhausen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 23:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t care what the kid looks like, his dad is a jerk and I was also wondering how the hell he fathered this one naturally after chemo, IVF for his other three, etc.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t care what the kid looks like, his dad is a jerk and I was also wondering how the hell he fathered this one naturally after chemo, IVF for his other three, etc.
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		<title>By: Pam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I would be majorly irritated if the father of my newly-born child &quot;tweeted&quot; the world after I gave birth. I don&#039;t want the world in my hospital room, thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I would be majorly irritated if the father of my newly-born child &#8220;tweeted&#8221; the world after I gave birth. I don&#8217;t want the world in my hospital room, thank you.
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		<title>By: Fruitloops</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fruitloops</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he is the worst slumbucket around. narcissism is his name.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he is the worst slumbucket around. narcissism is his name.
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		<title>By: acorn abusers</title>
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		<dc:creator>acorn abusers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>doucebag has alien baby. he won&#039;t be around so that slutgirlfriend is STOOOPID! he&#039;ll be riding off tomorrow to screw another waitress.</description>
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