Miranda Kerr got married in May. She married Snapchat billionaire Evan Spiegel in what was called a small, intimate backyard wedding at the home he bought for them. I actually wondered why Miranda didn’t post any photos from her wedding online – she has a big social media presence, and I was expecting to see at least one photo from her wedding within a week. But now I know why we didn’t see any photos: because Miranda gave the exclusive to Vogue Mag and photographer Patrick Demarchelier. This photo spread appears in the August issue, the one with Gigi and Zayn on the cover.
So, what did I learn from reading Vogue’s piece about the wedding? There were fewer than 50 guests at the wedding. It really did take place in the backyard. The bride wore a custom long-sleeved gown designed by Dior’s artistic director Maria Grazia Chiuri. She paired her dress with a headpiece by Stephen Jones. The dress was based on Princess Grace’s iconic wedding gown in 1956, the gown then-Grace Kelly wore to marry Prince Rainier. You can read more about it here.
Meanwhile, Star Magazine claims that Miranda is probably already knocked up, not even two months into the marriage:
Less than two months after tying the knot, Miranda Kerr and Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel may be adding to their story!
“Miranda used to flaunt her figure on Instagram or post videos of her workouts where she showed off her abs, but she hasn’t done that in months,” says a source close to the supermodel. “Everyone suspects she’s pregnant and will make an announcement soon.”
Although miranda said she and Evan were abstaining from sex until they wed, “it was an open secret in their inner circle that they were sleeping together,” says the pal. “No one would be shocked if she’s pregnant.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
It honestly wouldn’t surprise me if she was already pregnant. Just like it wouldn’t surprise me if she had been lying about not sleeping with Evan, because come on. Like always, I end up feeling a little bit sorry for frat-boy Evan. He might not even realize what’s coming at him in a few years’ time.
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Photos courtesy of Patrick DeMarchelier for Vogue, and cover courtesy of Inez and Vinoodh for Vogue.
She gonna hang him out to dry, like a pair of old Victoria’s Secret underwear that you’ve washed 2000x times
Hahaha I love your metaphor!
Yeah, like VS underwear makes it past five washes…
But it doesn’t tell us if he would have been happier as an supermodel’s runway underwear or being under the menace of a potential mega costly Hollywood divorce by one?
I hope he has a hell of a prenup
I’m sure he does. That’s why she’ll work to get pregnant right away if she’s not already.
These poor billionaires, who is going to protect them?
Those poor billionaires are aren’t thinking with their brains, which is what made them them their money. The one doing the thinking now will lose it. So sad.
Yeah she looks like she is willing to be whom ever he wants her to be for know, once a baby is born and years pass she will snap out of it!lol
My thoughts, too.
I would just bet on a bit more than a year and perhaps 2 babies? Sunshine clause?
Pregnancy. Happy family. Perhaps another one. Happy family again. Then she will start going out again. Going hunting. Which will be even easier because a lot of Spiegel’s business partners and social acquaintances are equally loaded.
I will watch with amusement.
Wow, that’s a lot of dress! It photographs beautifully and Miranda looks great (of course. She’s a supermodel). But I can’t help thinking how hard it would be to dance in that!
Especially at a backyard wedding. Although they probably had a dance floor imported in from somewhere.
That’s what I thought too – a lot of dress for Los Angeles in May OUTSIDE. Also – why the seam down the front? I think the top would have looked better uncut.
You read my mind! I think it’s a lovely dress, but doesn’t match the setting.
Yo I know I sweat like a swamp beast but I want to know what magic she used to not have massive pit stains in that thing.
@ineedap I am going to steal your swambeast metaphor, because I sweat so much hahaha,especially my face. I have a sweat goatee always, but usually looks like Niagara falls running down my mug
It’s stunning but looks so uncomfortable and restrictive to me. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to breathe.
Judging by her dating history it really is shocking she ever dealt with Orly…she seems to have been billionaire focused for years now.
I get the sense the pregnancy was legitimately a mistake so she made the best of the situation. Orly’s a millionaire, so not a total loss so to speak.
At the time wasn’t he still a big star thanks to the Pirates and Lord of the Rings? Maybe she thought he was going to continue that. But clearly in the last few years she’s been all Target: Billionaire.
And she also briefly dated Steve Bing, but he’s a few hundred million short of billionaire status. I used to like her as a model, but she’s so sketchy to me now!
Ah yes, Miranda. I see you’re still sticking with the “aren’t I so innocent and pure?” narrative. “What Malaysian fraudster? What friendly gifts of million dollar necklaces?” All sweetness and light, sure.
And if she got knocked up just to get some Pirates of the Caribbean cash, then you can be damn sure she’s doing her best to get a lifetime link to a Snapchat fortune.
Yeah. I get the impression this wedding dress was for him.
She is consistently on Forbes list of highest earning models. She started dating Bloom in 2007 and didn’t give birth to their child until 2011. But somehow she got pregnant for his money. The facts don’t support your narrative.
Marriage because baby. Allegedly.
According to google and wikipedia these are the dates:
Engagement to Orlando Bloom: June 2010
Marriage: July 2010
Flynn Christopher Bloom: born 06. Jan 2011
Took style tips from Emine Erdoğan. Cute dress.
I should not have laughed so hard.
I saw the Vogue vid last night and thought “This is the ugliest thing I have seen in years.” The head piece especially is NOT made for her (very pretty) face. And then I looked more closely at the dress and it’s actually pretty spectacular. But the overall impression I get is virgin cosplay. Which is her new thing I guess? Something about this is so fug, I can’t even put my finger on it.
Omg, I laughed when I saw that dress…could she SEEM any more virginal?!
Evan, Evan, Evan…you’re being plaaaaaayed.
Like we haven’t seen her in underwear before. Pls.
The frat boy billionaire who married a divorcee with a child is being played? How exactly? Did he not know that she had been married before and has a kid?
@Merritt, I think she’s talking about the diamond scandal; Miranda was, apparently, dating at least 3 guys at the same time and receiving ridiculous amounts of money from all of them.
@Aren
Do you think Evan was unaware of any of those things? You are only getting played if you don’t know the game.
I think when interviewed about the dress, she said something about how it’s nice to be all covered up because it gives the sense of more “purity.” Yeah, girl. Whatever gives you more purity, go for it!
I would have bet the farm that Kerr’s wedding dress would be more along the aesthetic of a Claire Pettibone, or a Temperley, so this is a surprise.
I’m surprised famous women are still name-checking Princess Grace’s wedding dress.
It does seem like EVERYONE pays homage to it, and it would be passe to admit it by now.
Plus not one has been able to top Grace.
I’ll give Kerr credit that she appeared to put a spin on Grace’s Helen Rose dress, rather than a just do a complete copy of it, a la Nicole Richie.
I’m confused – what’s coming at him? She seems to have a perfectly friendly relationship with her ex-husband and father of her first child…what would suggest any different in this case? Im genuinely curious to know?
Allegedly and according to rumours: she and Orlando Bloom got married because baby. And she and Bloom did split via mutual agreement because they did both cheat. Or whatever.
Yep look at the pretty wedding dress everyone. Look at the dress. Don’t think about all the diamonds she got from her shady Malaysian ….”admirer” *cough*. Don’t think about that she had to turn all those diamonds from her “friend” over to the government. Nope just look at the dress. Oh a baby? Even better! Those always make everything fine. Just fine. That’s right…look over there. 😒
This wedding storytelling is her equivalent to Madonna ‘s like a virgin song
😂
I would like to know the details: what did she do for / to her Malaysian … “admirer” *cough* to get those diamonds? 😀
I think she looks stunning. Makeup flawless, everything is over the top WOW. That dress is gorgeous.
Agree completely. Prettiest wedding gown I’ve ever seen, and she is just beautiful.
That seems like a lot of dress for a second wedding. But you know, whatever floats your boat.
I don’t think she married Orlando did she?
Oops sorry they were married! Yeah you are right. Second dress should be more eh discreet!!
A lot of dress and a lot of pretense at demure. But that aside, I agree with you and Lady D: it is gorgeous.
A very formal dress for a back yard – 50 guest wedding, right?
I suppose if I squint real hard and tilt my head I almost see a hint of Grace Kelly’s wedding dress. Maybe.
It’s a beautiful dress.
Me too, or it reminds me of it anyway. Grace Kelly’s wedding is probably my all time favorite.
I love sleeves on wedding dresses, so I really like this dress. But it’s funny that she said that it “creates a sense of purity and mystery”…the purity and mystery of a (alleged) high class escort. lol
I know, pretty ridiculous. Is a stunning dress though.
What am I missing about Miranda Kerr? I know she and Orlando divorced and she’s only dated billionaires since but I think I’ve missed more of the story…..
Everyone apparently decided that she is an evil golddigger and that billionaires are to naive to protect themselves.
@someone, Google Miranda Kerr and Jho Low and you’ll find out more about it.
@Merritt, I do think that she is a golddigger, but I definitely don’t think that the billionaires are naive or innocent in any way, I imagine most (all?) are aware. Evan Spiegel probably has a solid pre-nup in place…unless he’s been completely blinded by “love”.
Evil? No, no!
Is he naive? No! He knows the score. Or he’s too dumb to imagine.
Is she a gold digger? Oh honey, there’s a picture of her next to the word in the dictionary. And that’s about the most generous description among the many stories about her.
She might be a golddigger but many posts here are acting like he is some naive boy who doesn’t know what the deal is.
@Merritt
I think most of us are kidding about her because of her hypocrisy and glorious thirst.
Maybe all this comedy is to win the step family affection or neutrality, as she is now his potential principal heiress
Her husband is an awful former frat boy, who has learned that silence is golden and the advantages of being relatively low key as a social network mogul.
He is no first prize à la Dr. Carter from E. R tv series or a Bruce Wayne.
He’s not the one trying to sell us a lie bigger than the trump tower though.
In case they separate, he badly will have the upper hand as her reputation isn’t good with some very unsavory relations linked to not honestly earned money.
@nem
I don’t consider calling someone an escort to be a joke. Especially when that person is wealthy in their own right through legitimate means. The six million figure used by Forbes is from her modeling work. The attacks are misogynist.
The dress is classic and elegant, although it would had look more appropriated for a wedding in a dramatic venue and not a backyard, even if it’s a billionaire’s backyard.
I also suspect she is already knocked up too. The groom doesn’t know what is coming ahead in the future years hahaha.
I think it’s a gorgeous dress, but there’s something very costume-y about her wearing it and posing like she is, along with all the other BS she’s put out there about her relationship.
I will not be shocked if she’s pregnant, but I will be shocked if this marriage makes it more than a few years. I hate to be that cynical, but…
Their idea of “backyard” seems very different than mine. 🙂
Yea I doubt she didn’t sleep with him before the wedding. That’s laughable.
Not surprised she’s pregnant we all know she’s trying to lock down her fortune for life. She didn’t “yacht” for the boating and scenery.
Is it awful and anti feminist of me, to think of her as a glorified escort? Because that’s what she is to me and her whole I’m so pure and innocent 😇 tour is laughable. Anyway go fo it Miranda. And that dress is beautiful.
Well no. That’s what yachting is among the elite circles. Frankly it doesn’t bother me that she does it. People should do what they want. Evan is a big boy and if he doesn’t have a prenup then he’s stupid
Exchanging money for sex or company is what an escort does. We didn’t invent the definition. The stakes may be higher but it is the same and it doesn’t make her superior to other women in the same business. It is just humorous that she is so heavy handed with her reinvention and her gold digging. If he is willing to trade some cash and is fine with the arrangement then so be it. But somewhere her fellow VS models are laughing so hard at her purity comments they can’t breathe. I wouldn’t surprised if Anna Wintour found herself giggling too.
Let them lough. I don’t like Kerr much either.
but she got her billionaire frat boy.
He’s so unattractive though. I mean, he looks prepubescent in their beach pics. At least work out a bit.
There is probably an ironclad prenup, but I’m pretty sure the 18 years of child support would still be pretty exceptional.
Beautiful dress. That’s about all I’ve got.
That gown does not remotely resemble Grace Kelly’s.
Oh Miranda. She looks stunning I’ll give her that. I have a feeling if things go South between these two it will get messssssy. Remember when James Packer got in a fight over her?
With his best friend, no less. And then she just…moved on. Not that she should have hung around. One of our in-law relatives works in the fashion industry, and had to deal with her when she was contracted to David Jones. He said their/his team was glad to see the back of her. I get the feeling she’s not liked here, and that people see through her carefully constructed affectation I’ve got no opinion on the dress, as I’m just not into weddings. I mean, at all.
I think she has let too much traces of her messiness in this Google proof era to try this rehabilitation joke on us.
There is also this insta photo where she photoshopped her already very thin self more thin and make doutzen kroes and another supermodel fatter. That is shady.
It looks like her first marriage really helped her fashion career to go or stay at top level. To me she was a nobody until Orlando relationship.
I shamelessly want her to write a book about her gold digging ways to succeed in billionaire wedding. With elon musk second spouse, and others what “first attract you in this billionaire man” already rich and famous wifes
They both look happy. She looks incredible. People are awful. I admire her hustle. I feel like she gets a lot of sh#! for marrying into money.
Let’s not forget that women in the media AND REAL LIFE usually “expire” around 30 and get thrown away for younger models. Women can’t win. They also get traded up for younger models. Men use women up and use the “biotruths” excuse. I’m sick of it. I’m actually happy to see a beautiful woman who is over 33 marrying a younger billionaire and not letting the media scare her away.
Yes, she’s full of herself and annoying but I’d rather see this than YET another actor pulling a johnny depp. So many misogynistic comments in the dailyfail comments like “he’s doing it wrong, he should be marrying someone 18 years younger, not 8 years older etc.” So this pleases me. Those poor delicate men.
She does look incredible and I agree with you about the age thing. But there’s a difference between marrying into money and marrying for money.
I mean he’s only 27 so still at the age where older women are exciting and expierenced. When he’s 37 he will no doubt trade her in for a younger model. But she’ll be set for life and them some, especially if she has kids with him. I doubt she agreed to a “you get nothing” prenuptial agreement after searching so hard for a billionaire.
Well, I believe Miranda doesn’t really believe in the “till death does part you” part. I believe she will have 1-2 babies and a divorce maximum 5 years after the last child. And if Spiegel will trade her in in 5-7 years … well, those two found each other, apparently.
Also, shall we count the amount of models/supermodels who are the spouse of a billionaire or just incredibly rich men? Yet somehow, Miranda is an evil hustling loser of a gold digger.
Or maybe, just maybe, he actually DOES love her?
I mean look, I get the cynicism but my BF is 8 years younger than me and most people can’t tell. Kerr does NOT look 8 years older than him IMO and if the OP hadn’t pointed that out I would not have known. My guess is that she’ll still look beautiful in a decade but all of this is beside the point. This notion that she’s only “temporary” because she’s older than him is deeply cynical and frankly, rather effed up.
I HOPE no one’s suggesting he marry someone 18 years younger! That would mean a 4th grader!
Kitten, I agree 100%. She will look beautiful when she’s older no doubt. “This notion that she’s only “temporary” because she’s older than him is deeply cynical and frankly, rather effed up.” THIS. People need to stop with this awful, s exist attitude and double standard. thank you Kitten xx
@ Kitten. Yes, this.
Plus, I don’t buy the naive Evan bit. He didn’t become a billionaire that way. These guys are thinking legacy and prestige. So marry a blue blood or a hottie and get her preggers is in his interest too.
This situation is a two way street as they both may love each other and be getting something else out of the situation. Happens all of the time in less affluent marriages too. You love each other but you also bring other things like security or companionship to the table too.
I just think her Malaysian incident and her past antics aren’t especially flattering. She has done some backstabbing and very shady things. Those things are hard to shake once they are public. He obviously doesn’t care so I am not going to care for him. If she burns him then oh well. If they stay together for 60 years then good for them. They are adults and he is no victim.
Her boldness and lack of give a damn is funny. Most people would hide after the Malaysian thing but not her. How she tried to spin things to look pure and virginal takes a special kind of nerve. Would he be marrying her if she was plain and a size 18?
That flower backdrop is amazing! All of my favorite flowers in one place. The dress is great, but it does cry out for a cathedral or grand palace – too large and ornate for a second marriage in a small, backyard wedding.
I like the dress. It looks somewhat different compared to other white wedding dresses.
I love the sleeves and it really does a good job of evoking Grace Kelly’s gown, but doesn’t it seem out of sync with the theme of an “intimate garden party”? Maybe it’s just my inherent dislike of her, but she comes off just a wee bit too virginal and innocent in some of these photos that it seems phony.
Given she gave Vogue the exclusive photos, how pissed do you think she is that Gigi and Zayn are on the cover??
It must be a blow to her ego.. 😂
The only wedding vogue cover i remember is melania Trump. I was surprised as the trumps already were synonymous with tacky, with the exception of Ivanka.
Maybe was it to make a big splash of the over the top and decadent dior wedding dress designed by Galliano.
And worse Miranda didn’t even make it in the September issue, so i m looking for the socialite wedding who will be hotter than her.
True, but Galliano made Kate Moss’s to-die-for wedding dress and it would have fit well in this ceremony (from what I know of it anyways lol).
Miranda has the chubby Cabbage Patch doll face with the dimples which are in stark contrast to her aggressiveness in her professional and personal life.
The dress is too much & too twee–she’s not a virginal young bride as much as she’s trying to sell that story line.
Exactly. Virginial. *LoL*
It’s a beautiful dress and bridal ensemble but no matter how luxe the wedding was, a high necked long sleeved satin ball gown with such a full headpiece is not seasonally appropriate for a backyard daytime May wedding. Grace Kelly got married in a palace in April and even though her gown had to “hold up” during and compete with such a massive worldwide event and venue, even her gown had a lace bodice to lighten it up. Miranda’s just looks heavy and over the top for the event. It’s pretty but she missed the mark.
Appropriate? I think the bride should like her gown.
I think Miranda tried to present herself as more virginal than Grace Kelly. Miranda looks a bit more like Holy Mary in a wedding gown. Grace Kelly looked very fashionable and upper class which she was both by family background and by marriage. Miranda and class … nope. That is why Spiegel married her. He probably still is a frat boy.
Grace Kelly was the daughter of a bricklayer whose application to race at the Henley Royal Regatta was rejected because of his manual work. She had a very shady reputation in Hollywood and among the acting world. The monegasque royals are dodgy as hell. I have no particular opinion of Miranda Kerr’s class, but Grace Kelly was no paragon.
Now we know why we didn’t see her dress before. She is promoting Dior.
1-2 babies and 5 years? Get an image branding like Mother Theresa and Angelina Jolie rolled in one: charitable, nice, caring, exciting.
Then Holy Miranda will milk the frat boy in a nasty divorce.
Then Magic Miri will still be “fresh” enough to fish for the next billionaire. 😉
She wants us to talk about the dress. And not how shady she is. And not how she was dating that criminal Asian guy on the sly. And not how she’s probably already planning her way to take this Snap guy to the cleaners. Keep trying girl, because it’s not working.
SO much heat between those two – like toast left out on the plate. The dress is as stodgy as they are so I guess it suits.
“Like always, I end up feeling a little bit sorry for frat-boy Evan. He might not even realize what’s coming at him in a few years’ time.”
Nope. Not me and here’s why: I vividly remember several of the gossip sites posting stories (clearly aimed at Miranda) about a supermodel who had secretly gone off birth control and was “feverishly working on getting pregnant by her clueless billionaire boyfriend” back while she and Evan were still dating. Cut to a few weeks, maybe a month later and boom: Suddenly Miranda was randomly-and a little sheepishly-talking about how they were abstaining from sex with each other. One thing I noticed almost immediately was her making it perfectly clear that this was HIS idea and that she *somewhat reluctantly* agreed to it, eventually coming around to agree with him that it was “for the best” (LOL) The timing of it all was incredible, really. That was the first sign to me that this guy was smart. No pre- marital “surprises” for him.
Then there’s the video of her on Vogue’s website days before the wedding preparing food in their kitchen. A small, totally average looking, run of the mill kitchen. Clearly not in a mansion of any kind. Follow that with the small wedding of “50 close friends and family” IN THEIR BACKYARD. (Obviously not the idea of the supermodel who’s notoriously known for her um, liking of billionaires and all they can give her. And she has collected plenty over the years.)
All of these things have proven to me that Evan is entirely in on the game of this relationship, and has known exactly what he’s been doing from day 1. He has got BILLIONS (and possibly custodial rights in the future) at stake here and didn’t get where he is by being a dummy. There’s no doubt in my mind that he had a team of professionals look into her very early on, knows what she’s about (unlike your average, foolish, blinded, billionaire who thinks it all “true love” and ultimately pays for that dearly) and behaved accordingly. This is all straight out of the Zuckerberg book of protecting your assets. While I 100% believe that he and Priscilla now share a deep, strong love based on intellect, philanthropy and mutual respect, he infamously lived almost like a pauper the entire time they dated, reportedly in a direct effort to “not ever allow her to say she had gotten used to the billionaire lifestyle” in case things should apart.
There is no doubt in my mind that it will be Evan having the last laugh here. I feel weird talking about a new marriage this way but it’s Miranda Kerr we’re talking about! She’s notorious.
I heard evan has a boyfriend and miranda is his beard
Heard from whom? Or are you just writing that to be funny?
Ew. Sorry but her face does nothing for me and never has. And that dress just makes the whole thing worse. She looks creepy as hell. Run Evan!
Shady dealings aside, she looks amazing.
I thought she got too much hate but then the Jho Low scandal really confirms she’s kind of sketchy. A guy who takes a unicorn startup public isn’t naive by any means and if memory serves me correctly his father is a successful lawyer. He’ll have an iron-clad prenup so don’t worry about him. He’s pretty unattractive though (see their at-beach pap strolls). At least work out a bit.
In that first picture she reminds me so much of Wallis Simpson. Some men are such simple creatures. So easily manipulated.