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		<title>By: Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 00:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is the woman in that photo Marina Anderson? I think she just wrote a book about Carradine, &quot;David Carradine: The Eye of My Tornado&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is the woman in that photo Marina Anderson? I think she just wrote a book about Carradine, &#8220;David Carradine: The Eye of My Tornado&#8221;
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		<title>By: Marcus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You can get sex any time anywhere in Thailand, it’s the land of the sex and smiles, they give you sex and smile when you give them money. If anyone really knew David Carradine  you would know it was murder.

I hope one day the Police find their King in a closet and say it was an accident, and publish the pictures of him just so we can all believe them. No one in the west care for their King when he dies, just like the Thais that killed David, and Thais are the most deceitful lying thieving race I have ever met.

You find the body of a man in their Sodom Gomorra country and believe them when they say it’s accidental. Did you know the King and Crown prince planed Taksins coup, and did you know why this happened? Taksin used to call the King the Old Man in his meetings, this got back to the royal family and the crown prince spoke to the general about it and his wish to have Taksin deposed.

Now you have a bastard like Taksin saying our father the king, and thinking that old codger, the red shits are all following Taksin thinking he is a great man and not knowing he’s a snake and the rest of the Bangkok Hi-So are all apposed to Taksin, you have one mess here with children in the streets while politicians line their pockets, this is a country of nothing but lies and deceit.

The Police are out to make money and extort from drivers every day, I have seen it many times the farangs live here and try to exploit Thais and the Thais are totally untrustworthy an try to cheat the farangs all the time and they smile while doing so.

This country is headed for melt down and no one sees it, prostitution here is mostly caused by Thai men they are the worse run away husbands from their responsibilities of their wives and children, and the Thai women end up in prostitution to help support their children, Thai men don’t give a shit about their children, and educated Drs try to hide the fact that they hate to go down on their hand and knees to the King like some obedient worthless underling which they all are.

All the new rats have been thrown out of government offices and all the old rats have come back and are up to their old tricks, and they know better that the new rats.

Thailand is only good for one thing, sex and I have yet to meet a straight Thai ever; all the Thais I have had the misfortune of knowing have cheated and robbed me, that goes for Hi-So and Low-So.

They burnt the gold off their own temples in Ayutthaya, it was attacked by the Burmese and after the Bumise left the Thai peasents come and stole the gold and blamed it on the Burmese.

They have the Emerald Bhudddha and it’s not theirs, they know it’s not theirs but they won&#039;t give it back. If you’re thinking of doing business with a Thai doesn’t, the first chance they get to kick you out and steal your business they will.

Every westerner I have known has been stolen from by a Thai, now that is everyone I have met. Now that’s some record I have not met a westerner yet who said no.

So do you really think David’s death was really and accident and not covered up? and last point anyone who can tell me they have never been short changed or cheated by a Thai please reply and anyone who replies must be a liar.

Where is the footage from the surveillance cameras in the 5 star Hotel?

Why did the Thai police refuse the FBI’s free assistance?

How can a man hang himself in a closet it’s hard to do.

How did he tie his own hands, try it, and tell me which way were your knots tied?
Look at the way the knot were tied and you can tell if he tied them himself, to tie your shoe lace is different if someone ties it for you tied in reverse.

So if the police took pictures on those knots which any professional crime investigator would do this is basic for murder if not excuse the punt, then we have a major problem don’t you agree, a knot tied by someone else is in reverse to how we would tie it, this is very simple evidence and I don’t think anyone but an assassin would know this and a professional murder investigator unless they are totally incompetent?

If no pictures were taken of those knots it was a murder cover up.

Don’t you people think it’s a little strange when his wife says he was not like that and fowl play and you believe the Thai police, do you really believe the Thai police, you know the Thai police them are the type of people who shoot two unharmed tourist a man and woman dead and then run away and then get released on bail when they give themselves up.

Anyone know about  that young couple who was shot dead by a Thai bar police owner he got upset and lost face, so he killed them.

If David Caradines death was accidental we should be celebrating an Adolf Hitler Day along with a Stalin day of good souls that have passed this way.

Maybe one day we can all be convinced that we&#039;re preaching to the wrong one and that really God is evil and the Devil is our savior, the house of our lord the Devil, quite possible one day from what I’ve been reading here.


Marcus</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can get sex any time anywhere in Thailand, it’s the land of the sex and smiles, they give you sex and smile when you give them money. If anyone really knew David Carradine  you would know it was murder.</p>
<p>I hope one day the Police find their King in a closet and say it was an accident, and publish the pictures of him just so we can all believe them. No one in the west care for their King when he dies, just like the Thais that killed David, and Thais are the most deceitful lying thieving race I have ever met.</p>
<p>You find the body of a man in their Sodom Gomorra country and believe them when they say it’s accidental. Did you know the King and Crown prince planed Taksins coup, and did you know why this happened? Taksin used to call the King the Old Man in his meetings, this got back to the royal family and the crown prince spoke to the general about it and his wish to have Taksin deposed.</p>
<p>Now you have a bastard like Taksin saying our father the king, and thinking that old codger, the red shits are all following Taksin thinking he is a great man and not knowing he’s a snake and the rest of the Bangkok Hi-So are all apposed to Taksin, you have one mess here with children in the streets while politicians line their pockets, this is a country of nothing but lies and deceit.</p>
<p>The Police are out to make money and extort from drivers every day, I have seen it many times the farangs live here and try to exploit Thais and the Thais are totally untrustworthy an try to cheat the farangs all the time and they smile while doing so.</p>
<p>This country is headed for melt down and no one sees it, prostitution here is mostly caused by Thai men they are the worse run away husbands from their responsibilities of their wives and children, and the Thai women end up in prostitution to help support their children, Thai men don’t give a shit about their children, and educated Drs try to hide the fact that they hate to go down on their hand and knees to the King like some obedient worthless underling which they all are.</p>
<p>All the new rats have been thrown out of government offices and all the old rats have come back and are up to their old tricks, and they know better that the new rats.</p>
<p>Thailand is only good for one thing, sex and I have yet to meet a straight Thai ever; all the Thais I have had the misfortune of knowing have cheated and robbed me, that goes for Hi-So and Low-So.</p>
<p>They burnt the gold off their own temples in Ayutthaya, it was attacked by the Burmese and after the Bumise left the Thai peasents come and stole the gold and blamed it on the Burmese.</p>
<p>They have the Emerald Bhudddha and it’s not theirs, they know it’s not theirs but they won&#8217;t give it back. If you’re thinking of doing business with a Thai doesn’t, the first chance they get to kick you out and steal your business they will.</p>
<p>Every westerner I have known has been stolen from by a Thai, now that is everyone I have met. Now that’s some record I have not met a westerner yet who said no.</p>
<p>So do you really think David’s death was really and accident and not covered up? and last point anyone who can tell me they have never been short changed or cheated by a Thai please reply and anyone who replies must be a liar.</p>
<p>Where is the footage from the surveillance cameras in the 5 star Hotel?</p>
<p>Why did the Thai police refuse the FBI’s free assistance?</p>
<p>How can a man hang himself in a closet it’s hard to do.</p>
<p>How did he tie his own hands, try it, and tell me which way were your knots tied?<br />
Look at the way the knot were tied and you can tell if he tied them himself, to tie your shoe lace is different if someone ties it for you tied in reverse.</p>
<p>So if the police took pictures on those knots which any professional crime investigator would do this is basic for murder if not excuse the punt, then we have a major problem don’t you agree, a knot tied by someone else is in reverse to how we would tie it, this is very simple evidence and I don’t think anyone but an assassin would know this and a professional murder investigator unless they are totally incompetent?</p>
<p>If no pictures were taken of those knots it was a murder cover up.</p>
<p>Don’t you people think it’s a little strange when his wife says he was not like that and fowl play and you believe the Thai police, do you really believe the Thai police, you know the Thai police them are the type of people who shoot two unharmed tourist a man and woman dead and then run away and then get released on bail when they give themselves up.</p>
<p>Anyone know about  that young couple who was shot dead by a Thai bar police owner he got upset and lost face, so he killed them.</p>
<p>If David Caradines death was accidental we should be celebrating an Adolf Hitler Day along with a Stalin day of good souls that have passed this way.</p>
<p>Maybe one day we can all be convinced that we&#8217;re preaching to the wrong one and that really God is evil and the Devil is our savior, the house of our lord the Devil, quite possible one day from what I’ve been reading here.</p>
<p>Marcus
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		<title>By: BiggieShortie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:11:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Didn&#039;t the hotel&#039;s surveillance tapes already show that NOBODY was seen coming or going from his room that shouldn&#039;t have been there?  When his family started the whole &quot;murdered by ninjas&quot; business?
It is a pretty clear case of spanking the monkey gone wrong.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Didn&#8217;t the hotel&#8217;s surveillance tapes already show that NOBODY was seen coming or going from his room that shouldn&#8217;t have been there?  When his family started the whole &#8220;murdered by ninjas&#8221; business?<br />
It is a pretty clear case of spanking the monkey gone wrong.
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		<title>By: JP</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man... Jerking off to death and by Accident... I guess it better than being hit by a car!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man&#8230; Jerking off to death and by Accident&#8230; I guess it better than being hit by a car!!
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		<title>By: teehee</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...That apology has t be a joke. LOL Why take blame if someone else has an issue with your viewpoint? Your entitled to it and to state it. I read all peoples posts/comments without taking offense if its a different opinion-- of course so long it isnt directly attacking me LOL but I certainly dont apologize. I may also defend a topic that I think is uselessly or ignorantly attacked. 
But heck- &#039;taking it&#039; when someone else is so rude? Never.... 
The only time I consier being just a reader is when I realize how quick people are to be negative purely because they can be in here- to do what they cant do to people in person- and that posting just renders myself an easy target OF that tendency.
But if my opinion offends others, Im almost satisfied because it shows me that the other has a problem tolerating a difference of opinion. Its fun to bug people. Im good at that, too. :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;That apology has t be a joke. LOL Why take blame if someone else has an issue with your viewpoint? Your entitled to it and to state it. I read all peoples posts/comments without taking offense if its a different opinion&#8211; of course so long it isnt directly attacking me LOL but I certainly dont apologize. I may also defend a topic that I think is uselessly or ignorantly attacked.<br />
But heck- &#8216;taking it&#8217; when someone else is so rude? Never&#8230;.<br />
The only time I consier being just a reader is when I realize how quick people are to be negative purely because they can be in here- to do what they cant do to people in person- and that posting just renders myself an easy target OF that tendency.<br />
But if my opinion offends others, Im almost satisfied because it shows me that the other has a problem tolerating a difference of opinion. Its fun to bug people. Im good at that, too. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Taylor B - Ruby isn&#039;t an &#039;old timer&#039; here either.  I&#039;ve been a poster/reader of this site for what seems like ages though, and I am not offended by your &quot;ramblings&quot; or posts.  If they&#039;re too long, I just don&#039;t read them - which everyone else is entitled to do.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taylor B &#8211; Ruby isn&#8217;t an &#8216;old timer&#8217; here either.  I&#8217;ve been a poster/reader of this site for what seems like ages though, and I am not offended by your &#8220;ramblings&#8221; or posts.  If they&#8217;re too long, I just don&#8217;t read them &#8211; which everyone else is entitled to do.
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		<title>By: TaylorB</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ruby wrote: &quot;Taylor B, you seem to thrive off posting long pointless rambling comments about what people have to say…..here, we are commenting where comments are welcomed. You need to stick to the topic and stop getting an erection every time someone has an opinion. You are blabbering about judgment and yet you think nothing of judging the opinions of others. Dying with your penis and hands tied up and found in a closet is pretty damn shameful and NOT NORMAL!&quot;


While I do not &#039;thrive&#039; on that, nor get an &#039;erection&#039; as that would be impossible, I now understand that my &#039;pointless rambling&#039; viewpoints are not welcome to the regulars here, and being a &#039;newbie&#039; I apologize totally; I  thought, obviously incorrectly, that anyone could post a point or opinion be it long or short, contrary or concordant in re the post or commentors. I honestly did not intend to offend anyone, and am very sorry that I did. Thank you for pointing out my website foibles. I will try to restrict my visits to this site, after this one, as one of a reader alone. I hope that this will rectify your strong issues with me and my opinions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ruby wrote: &#8220;Taylor B, you seem to thrive off posting long pointless rambling comments about what people have to say…..here, we are commenting where comments are welcomed. You need to stick to the topic and stop getting an erection every time someone has an opinion. You are blabbering about judgment and yet you think nothing of judging the opinions of others. Dying with your penis and hands tied up and found in a closet is pretty damn shameful and NOT NORMAL!&#8221;</p>
<p>While I do not &#8216;thrive&#8217; on that, nor get an &#8216;erection&#8217; as that would be impossible, I now understand that my &#8216;pointless rambling&#8217; viewpoints are not welcome to the regulars here, and being a &#8216;newbie&#8217; I apologize totally; I  thought, obviously incorrectly, that anyone could post a point or opinion be it long or short, contrary or concordant in re the post or commentors. I honestly did not intend to offend anyone, and am very sorry that I did. Thank you for pointing out my website foibles. I will try to restrict my visits to this site, after this one, as one of a reader alone. I hope that this will rectify your strong issues with me and my opinions.
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		<title>By: czarina</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just read that a Thai newspaper published a picture taken at the scene (presumably by the police) of Carradine&#039;s body (the way it was found).
I am so angry and appalled for his family!!! How freaking dare they do that! Talk about corrupt...this gives new meaning of the word. The police obviously gave the picture to the media because Carradine&#039;s family insist that a proper investigaion be conducted to rule out foul play. 
How could anyone do such a terrible thing to that family? And to the memory and the dignity of David Carradine himself (it&#039;s one thing to have speculation on the manner of his death...another to violate his privacy in such a disgusting way).
I desperately hope that this picture does not end up on the internet, getting a million hits a day. 
It would be nice if Carradine&#039;s family could sue the paper for every last cent, but I doubt the paper violated any Thai laws (are there laws against ANYTHING in that country??)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just read that a Thai newspaper published a picture taken at the scene (presumably by the police) of Carradine&#8217;s body (the way it was found).<br />
I am so angry and appalled for his family!!! How freaking dare they do that! Talk about corrupt&#8230;this gives new meaning of the word. The police obviously gave the picture to the media because Carradine&#8217;s family insist that a proper investigaion be conducted to rule out foul play.<br />
How could anyone do such a terrible thing to that family? And to the memory and the dignity of David Carradine himself (it&#8217;s one thing to have speculation on the manner of his death&#8230;another to violate his privacy in such a disgusting way).<br />
I desperately hope that this picture does not end up on the internet, getting a million hits a day.<br />
It would be nice if Carradine&#8217;s family could sue the paper for every last cent, but I doubt the paper violated any Thai laws (are there laws against ANYTHING in that country??)
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		<title>By: Yoshi008</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ok, this is old news now.......NEXT.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, this is old news now&#8230;&#8230;.NEXT.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:18:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I live in the century where most people still have feelings...douchebag.  There is nothing Puritan about being baffled as to why someone finds it necessary (or even interesting) to choke himself to death for pleasure.

I never called him selfish.  I just pointed out that what he was doing isn&#039;t your average run of the mill jerk in the bathroom and the absurdity of trying to say that it was.

His wife will feel humiliated.  She will question why he did it and if there&#039;s anything she could&#039;ve done to make things end differently.  Unless she&#039;s absolutely emotionless inside...which, apparently, some people are.

I&#039;m no Puritan.  I didn&#039;t call him any names.  And I never said his wife wasn&#039;t sufficient because her husband jerks off.  I said she would question herself.  Most decent people DO in the wake of tragedy...and Bibles and Puritanical tendencies and any other euphemism for &quot;prude&quot; you can come up with have nothing to do with it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I live in the century where most people still have feelings&#8230;douchebag.  There is nothing Puritan about being baffled as to why someone finds it necessary (or even interesting) to choke himself to death for pleasure.</p>
<p>I never called him selfish.  I just pointed out that what he was doing isn&#8217;t your average run of the mill jerk in the bathroom and the absurdity of trying to say that it was.</p>
<p>His wife will feel humiliated.  She will question why he did it and if there&#8217;s anything she could&#8217;ve done to make things end differently.  Unless she&#8217;s absolutely emotionless inside&#8230;which, apparently, some people are.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m no Puritan.  I didn&#8217;t call him any names.  And I never said his wife wasn&#8217;t sufficient because her husband jerks off.  I said she would question herself.  Most decent people DO in the wake of tragedy&#8230;and Bibles and Puritanical tendencies and any other euphemism for &#8220;prude&#8221; you can come up with have nothing to do with it.
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