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nyaaaaaah! JayBird! rotfl

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Remember how that bug killed him and made an Edgar-suit out of him?

Now imagine a bug killed Johnny Depp and made a Johnny-suit out of him.

That’s what Pete Doherty looks like.

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JayBird: I totally agree. I live in Switzerland (not Geneva though, Zurich) and you are right about the offering him better, pointier needles thing. But the police here are completely incomprehensible to me. About 4 weeks after I moved into my current flat, a burglar tried getting in at 4am, apparently unaware I was there and awake. When he saw me, he made a run for it and I called the police. They never showed. When I called them back after half an hour of frightened waiting in the dark, panicked and sobbing, they told me they had sent a patrol car around my neighbourhood, but the patrol hadn’t seen anybody, so they just went back to the station. They didn’t come by my place, or, god forbid, ring my doorbell because “We didn’t see anyone outside, so we didn’t want to disturb you any further, Miss.” The next week I went to the station to get some answers, which sorta didn’t compute with them. I had to explain to them that when someone calls, in tears, nearly hyperventilating and reporting an attempted burglary, you come check on them! The officer talking to me looked at me like I was trying to explain quantum physics.

Enough said, I suppose.

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