John Stamos in his birthday suit is a present for all of us

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John Stamos is a real-life Lost Boy. The man does not age. The former Full House star, whom I really enjoyed on Grandfathered (RIP) posted a delightful photo on Instagram to show you young whippersnappers how to age gracefully. In the photo, John is taking a steamy, outdoor shower and showing off dat azz. He captioned the snap, “#54 and clean. Thanks for the birthday wishes.” No, thank YOU, John.

#54 and clean. Thanks for the birthday wishes!

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John’s Full House cast mates also took to social media to share their well wishes with the birthday boy. TV wife Lori Loughlin jokingly posted “Happy Birthday to this ageless vampire!” Jodie Sweetin posted a throwback pic from the show’s heyday and noted “you don’t look a day older than when this picture was taken. Seriously.” Entertainment Tonight also shared posts from Bob Saget, Dave Coulier and Candace Cameron-Bure.

Happy Birthday to this ageless vampire! Thank you for all the years of love, laughter and fun! 😘🎂

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Wow, it’s hard to believe Uncle Jesse is 54. It’s not hard to believe that he’s still drop dead gorgeous, although when he’s rocking a beard he looks vaguely Muppet-like. Skip the facial hair, John. You don’t need to cover that face. John is so beloved, his name has popped up in movies like Mean Girls, Step Brothers and Guardians of the Galaxy and he even was the subject of a recent art show. And, John, If you need to be administered any birthday spankings, I’m just a phone call away.

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  1. Tan says:

    Uncle Jessie forever

  2. Ann says:

    Grandfathered was totally underrated! Very sad when it was cancelled. (Paget Brewster was fantastic, too.) I also watched a few episodes of Scream Queens with him in it — the guy is funny. I didn’t stick with the show but he was great.

  3. smcollins says:

    He was my second celebrity crush when I was little (Shaun Cassidy holds the #1 spot). At that time he was playing Blacky on General Hospital. I thought he was sooooo dreeeaaammmy 😍. The man is a gorgeous, ageless wonder of nature. Happy Birthday, John! Love the suit.😉

  4. Beth says:

    He’s still very attractive, but 54 isn’t old. It’s not like he had a birthday party at the nursing home!

    • Tan says:

      I agree

      Its merely late youth these days

      If you keep fit and stay healthy, 54 is nothing.

      Milind Soman, an Indian supermodel and actor, turned 50 last yr and his birthday present to self was a ironman triathlon

      And again, uncle Jessie <3

    • milla says:

      Lenny Kravitz looks the same as he did 20 years ago. I do not know the state of his butt but i do love his music and his face

      • Beth says:

        Lenny Kravitz is the most beautiful, sexy guy in the world. I have a big picture of him on my bedroom door. Delicious!

      • milla says:

        @beth

        Its not that hes pretty. He can sing, he is charismatic and he is very sexual. He is the whole package.

        Btw when i was like 6 i thought princa charming was David Bowie. And its not cos he was pretty, he was mesmerizing.

      • Beth says:

        I’m 99.9% a metal head , but I’ve watched the Lenny Kravitz Again video every morning for as long as I can remember. Before I came to CB this morning, I watched it and had it as loud as my ear buds can go. I love Lenny Kravitz

      • GingerCrunch says:

        Super Hot. Not a huge fan of his music, but holy sh!t, that Prince tribute he did. Where was that? Rock n’ Roll hall of Fame, maybe?

    • lala says:

      so true! one of my dance friends is 53 and she is stunning and looks decades younger. When I first met her I thought she was around my age (early 30s!) She dances 10 hours a week, eats well and it shows!! I wish I looked like her 🙂

  5. milla says:

    We do live in kardashian decade. No class. Just a naked butt.

  6. tanesha86 says:

    He’s just beautiful 😍. Is it just me or does he kinda look like Scott Disick with that beard?

  7. Shambles says:

    MAN BUTT. My fave. This is what I needed to start the day. I had naughty feelings for uncle Jessie before I even knew what naughty feelings were.

  8. swak says:

    I still remember him from when he was on General Hospital.

  9. JeanGrey says:

    Have mercy, Uncle Jesse!!!

  10. GingerCrunch says:

    I especially love graying stubble on guys of a certain age, but yeah, he looks GREAT without any!

  11. KiddVicious says:

    I’m a fan, of John and his butt.

  12. Happy21 says:

    I never found the younger John Stamos all that attractive. I remember friends having childhood crushes on Uncle Jesse and I just didn’t see it but now that I’m older and he’s older. DAY-UM! The man is like a fine wine.

    • Olive says:

      same! Not into the younger, smooth-faced prettyboy look. He looks great with some age and wrinkles to his face.

  13. themummy says:

    I find his face very unattractive. Still…nice photo. 😉

  14. Seraphina says:

    Greek genes. Actually those are some pretty damn good Greek genes. I love him with the beard. Yum.