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Aniston now says that she’s feeling better and is recovering from the crippling depression that plagued her after her husband of four and a half years, Brad Pitt, left her for screen siren Angelina Jolie:
She goes on to bitch, predictably, about cheating men, saying “It’s men who usually do the cheating.”
Aniston, STFU. You should give vague, pleasant statements about how fabulous your life is because only .000001% of the population has access to the money and privilege you take for granted. You’re supposed to act as a representative for celebrities everywhere and make the lifestyle seem as great as the marketers do. Do not, I repeat, do not, tell everyone that you’re depressed or that you’re getting over a depression. Your job is to act, so do it.
Update: Vince Vaughn wants Aniston to be fat like him, and Brad is smoking again.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Weak
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