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	<title>Comments on: Diabetic Bret Michaels: &#8216;I will endanger my own life to pleasure a woman&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: ladyshywink</title>
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		<dc:creator>ladyshywink</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:03:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve hung out with brett and his crew a few times ,and he is so not slutty as he&#039;d like you to believe. Now Rikki i&#039;ve seen him take a mom and daughter into his bus in Palm Beach.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve hung out with brett and his crew a few times ,and he is so not slutty as he&#8217;d like you to believe. Now Rikki i&#8217;ve seen him take a mom and daughter into his bus in Palm Beach.
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		<title>By: boomchakaboom</title>
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		<dc:creator>boomchakaboom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*sigh* I wish he had never done that stupid show - or made that comment. I so prefer my memories of the 80&#039;s to remain firmly in place (in my HEAD) and not dragged along, aging with me. Every Rose was once a lovely memory, now it&#039;s  like a fresh cut Christmas tree that nobody watered still in the living room - in May. *sigh* </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>*sigh* I wish he had never done that stupid show &#8211; or made that comment. I so prefer my memories of the 80&#8242;s to remain firmly in place (in my HEAD) and not dragged along, aging with me. Every Rose was once a lovely memory, now it&#8217;s  like a fresh cut Christmas tree that nobody watered still in the living room &#8211; in May. *sigh*
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		<title>By: SixxKitty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I recall about 10 or so years ago, his hotel room being raided as the maid thought he was shooting up, when infact he was injecting his insulin into his stomach, there was a big hoo-ha over him being allowed to carry needles,on flights, forget that he needed them to live!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recall about 10 or so years ago, his hotel room being raided as the maid thought he was shooting up, when infact he was injecting his insulin into his stomach, there was a big hoo-ha over him being allowed to carry needles,on flights, forget that he needed them to live!
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, OK, Bret Michaels. You&#039;re straight. You love sex. We get it.

I don&#039;t even imagine Bret Michaels as actually enjoying sex. He passes me off as the kind of guy who enjoys foreplay, teasing, and pseudosex but when it comes down to the actual act itself, he&#039;s probably boring in bed. 

I feel a little bit bad for Bret Michaels in a sense that he believes that all these young stripper/softcore porn types are really Poison fans and aren&#039;t just competing for his affection to get on TV. I bet that Bret Michaels going into diabetic shock during sex with most of these chicks would be like hitting the jackpot for them because attention, whether positive or negative, is still attention. They can be the ones being interviewed on E! True Hollywood Story or something.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, OK, Bret Michaels. You&#8217;re straight. You love sex. We get it.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t even imagine Bret Michaels as actually enjoying sex. He passes me off as the kind of guy who enjoys foreplay, teasing, and pseudosex but when it comes down to the actual act itself, he&#8217;s probably boring in bed. </p>
<p>I feel a little bit bad for Bret Michaels in a sense that he believes that all these young stripper/softcore porn types are really Poison fans and aren&#8217;t just competing for his affection to get on TV. I bet that Bret Michaels going into diabetic shock during sex with most of these chicks would be like hitting the jackpot for them because attention, whether positive or negative, is still attention. They can be the ones being interviewed on E! True Hollywood Story or something.
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		<title>By: I Choose Me</title>
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		<dc:creator>I Choose Me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Codzilla you&#039;re killing me. *Cannot stop laughing*</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Codzilla you&#8217;re killing me. *Cannot stop laughing*
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		<title>By: TaylorB</title>
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		<dc:creator>TaylorB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Codzilla wrote: &quot;Too bad the only women who might have seen “that which lurks beneath” are probably illiterate&quot;


Dear god in heaven!!! I was laughing so hard I had to go stand in the supply room so as not to freak anyone out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Codzilla wrote: &#8220;Too bad the only women who might have seen “that which lurks beneath” are probably illiterate&#8221;</p>
<p>Dear god in heaven!!! I was laughing so hard I had to go stand in the supply room so as not to freak anyone out.
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		<title>By: Trey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:54:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Codzilla and TaylorB

Michael K has the best phrase for it: a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dlisted.com/node/32470&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;weave-danna&lt;/a&gt;!

/still grossed out from the previous tube sock pic</description>
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<p>Michael K has the best phrase for it: a <a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/32470" rel="nofollow">weave-danna</a>!</p>
<p>/still grossed out from the previous tube sock pic
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 19:07:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i would comment on bret&#039;s selflessness, but i am laughing way too hard!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would comment on bret&#8217;s selflessness, but i am laughing way too hard!
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		<title>By: Magsy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What does that make him some kind of sexual hero, pleeeeeze. He&#039;s a girly man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What does that make him some kind of sexual hero, pleeeeeze. He&#8217;s a girly man.
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		<title>By: bookworm</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have two diabetic children so I am no expert on diabetic sexxy times but wouldn&#039;t it decrease your sugar a la exercise? Therefore you would want a higher sugar before you begin? I know that we send my older son into his soccer games with an elevated sugar in the low 200&#039;s. But he is a kid &amp; his target blood sugar is a higher rate than a grown man in his forties. Just a thought...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have two diabetic children so I am no expert on diabetic sexxy times but wouldn&#8217;t it decrease your sugar a la exercise? Therefore you would want a higher sugar before you begin? I know that we send my older son into his soccer games with an elevated sugar in the low 200&#8242;s. But he is a kid &amp; his target blood sugar is a higher rate than a grown man in his forties. Just a thought&#8230;
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