Jun 11
'09
Madonna will meet Jesus Luz’s parents (Madonna isn’t his mom?)

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While it’s still up in the air whether Madonna will actually get to go back to Malawi and formally adopt Mercy James, one thing’s for sure: Madonna and Jesus Luz are stronger than ever! Madonna has decided to take her relationship (cough contractual obligation cough) to the next level. No, not marriage. Madonna is going to travel to Brazil to meet Jesus Luz’s parents. Because what mother wouldn’t want to meet her son’s girlfriend Madonna? This is according to In Touch (story via MSNBC’s The Scoop), so who knows if it’s true. I tend to think Madonna might want to meet his parents – not because she loves Jesus or whatever, but because it will be good gossip. Madonna’s best love affair is always with the press!

They’ve yet to confirm a relationship, but Madonna is reportedly planning to travel to Brazil for a formal introduction to her “friend” Jesus Luz’s parents.

“Madonna is getting serious, so that’s why she wants to meet his family,” a friend told In Touch magazine. “Madonna has been growing closer to Jesus every day. The big age difference doesn’t mean a thing to her.”

Meanwhile, there’s still no word on whether Madonna will be able to adopt Mercy James from Malawi. Her rep Liz Rosenberg says there’s no truth to new rumors that Madonna might try to adopt from another African country, but “we remain ever hopeful that Madonna will be allowed to adopt Mercy.”

[From MSNBC's The Scoop]

I always end up feeling bad for Liz Rosenberg, who has gotten the reputation of someone who lies whenever Madonna feels like it. It must suck to be Madonna’s mouthpiece. There are a couple of conspiracies floating around about whether Madonna will actually get to adopt Mercy. Some say that The Sun and other tabloids totally made up the report, that there’s nothing to the adoption rumor. Others say this is a classic Madonna bait-and-switch. Madonna’s people leak that she’s about to adopt Mercy, so she gets to deny it and get some added gossip interest and controversy, and then she still gets to win her appeal and adopt Mercy in the long run. Who knows. Anything goes with Madonna.

Madonna and Jesus Luz are shown on 5/4/09. Credit: WENN.com

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Written by Kaiser

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17 Responses to “Madonna will meet Jesus Luz’s parents (Madonna isn’t his mom?)”

  1. BiggieShortie says:

    I’m sure they’ll be as charmed as Guy Ritchie’s were.
    All the money in the world won’t make a well adjusted person like Vadge.
    But, considering their son is glomming on to the crypt keeper, his parents probably gave him his sense of values and what makes a person worthwhile.
    Yes, Jesus, we’ll be laughing at you when you get kicked to the curb for the next piece of eye candy.

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  2. DD says:

    didn’t madonna just win and adoption, she should concentrate on that instead of being a cougar.

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  3. ash says:

    haha, didn’t his parents respond to Madonna with something along the lines of ‘why the F are you dating a 20 something year old?”. I’m sure this will be extrememly awkward and AWESOME.

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  4. Lenz says:

    I’m very disgusted with her right now. I think she is psychotic. I hope she don’t get little Mercy. She should just adopt this clown and play couger mom to him. This relationship will not work and all she is going to do is parade a host of men past these kids. Some of the men she parade before the could harm them. I feel sorry for all of her kids. Madonna should just leave the little kids alone untill she settle down and stop whoring after Men.

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  5. Barb says:

    She is a blazing idoit. I wish Guy Would get complete custody of the kids but she would just go buy more from Africa.

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  6. LovingLife says:

    Ya would think that at 50 Madonna would have the good sense to use perspiration shields! Oh wait, this is the same woman ‘getting serious’ with a boy toy, buying babies while continuing to flash her bony body in concert. *sigh*

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  7. Nony says:

    He looks like a hypnotised zombie in that first pic…

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  8. Ron says:

    When she meets his parents she’ll be the oldest one in the room.

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  9. Nneikha says:

    whoaaa…that’s a lotta perspiration she’s got under her armpit..i could be seeing things though..correct me if am wrong…

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  10. Lol says:

    That man don’t want to work. That’s why he is with the old hag. What other job would he have.

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  11. Miss Wanderlust says:

    Jesus & Madonna….two very important biblefigures….you should think this is a match made in Heaven right ?

    He looks like he could be Lourdes’ big brother….maybe Madonna had a child in the late eighties ??? What did she do in 1988 ? LOL
    I don’t think this relationship will last & Madonna is old an wise enough to know this…..she probably get bored when the adoption from Mercy comes true, she will focus on her kids or maybe she sees Jesus as one of her own and wants to help him with his modelcareer, he looks so young ?
    If he waits a few years he can date her daughter….by that time his english & career are a lot better !

    I don’t think it is bad that she wants to adopt a second child from Malawi, i wouldn’t want her as my mother but the kids can get a good education and do something good for their country when they are mature ? Lourdes looks like a great sister !!!

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  12. Leni says:

    I am not totally sure why but that just makes me laugh out loud. I too think she will be the oldest in the room. I am torn between admiration for her sheer ego and hilarity at her delusional behavior.

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  13. Orangejulius says:

    I find him strangely un-hot.

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  14. Call Me Al says:

    Ugh. This scenario seems full of Oedipal/faux religious themes. Madonna as in Mother of God is dating Jesus who is young enough to be her son????

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  15. Orangejulius says:

    I also haven’t forgotten that she was calling Cher ‘old’ when she was younger than Madonna is now. Time catches up with EVERYONE, honey. If you’re lucky.

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  16. j. ferber says:

    I’m not even going to bother defending Madonna over the sexist comments in this post, but I will point out that I don’t like Jesus’ chin. Something about it just doesn’t match up with the rest of his face. Although I’m happily married, the idea of being a 50 year old single woman with a 22 year old boyfriend does leave me hot and bothered. Good. For. Her.

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  17. paranel says:

    Oh my god, madonna look like 65 in the top photo. She is mentally stuck in her high school years. She better not look in the mirror. Ever.

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