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		<title>By: paranel</title>
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		<dc:creator>paranel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my god, madonna look like 65 in the top photo. She is mentally stuck in her high school years.  She better not look in the mirror. Ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my god, madonna look like 65 in the top photo. She is mentally stuck in her high school years.  She better not look in the mirror. Ever.
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		<title>By: j. ferber</title>
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		<dc:creator>j. ferber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not even going to bother defending Madonna over the sexist comments in this post, but I will point out that I don&#039;t like Jesus&#039; chin.  Something about it just doesn&#039;t match up with the rest of his face.  Although I&#039;m happily married, the idea of being a 50 year old single woman with a 22 year old boyfriend does leave me hot and bothered. Good. For. Her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not even going to bother defending Madonna over the sexist comments in this post, but I will point out that I don&#8217;t like Jesus&#8217; chin.  Something about it just doesn&#8217;t match up with the rest of his face.  Although I&#8217;m happily married, the idea of being a 50 year old single woman with a 22 year old boyfriend does leave me hot and bothered. Good. For. Her.
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also haven&#039;t forgotten that she was calling Cher &#039;old&#039; when she was younger than Madonna is now.  Time catches up with EVERYONE, honey.  If you&#039;re lucky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also haven&#8217;t forgotten that she was calling Cher &#8216;old&#8217; when she was younger than Madonna is now.  Time catches up with EVERYONE, honey.  If you&#8217;re lucky.
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		<title>By: Call Me Al</title>
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		<dc:creator>Call Me Al</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh.  This scenario seems full of Oedipal/faux religious themes.  Madonna as in Mother of God is dating Jesus who is young enough to be her son????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh.  This scenario seems full of Oedipal/faux religious themes.  Madonna as in Mother of God is dating Jesus who is young enough to be her son????
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find him strangely un-hot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find him strangely un-hot.
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		<title>By: Leni</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leni</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am not totally sure why but that just makes me laugh out loud. I too think she will be the oldest in the room. I am torn between admiration for her sheer ego and hilarity at her delusional behavior.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am not totally sure why but that just makes me laugh out loud. I too think she will be the oldest in the room. I am torn between admiration for her sheer ego and hilarity at her delusional behavior.
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		<title>By: Miss Wanderlust</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miss Wanderlust</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus &amp; Madonna....two very important biblefigures....you should think this is a match made in Heaven right ?

He looks like he could be Lourdes&#039; big brother....maybe Madonna had a child in the late eighties ??? What did she do in 1988 ? LOL
I don&#039;t think this relationship will last &amp; Madonna is old an wise enough to know this.....she probably get bored when the adoption from Mercy comes true, she will focus on her kids or maybe she sees Jesus as one of her own and wants to help him with his modelcareer, he looks so young ? 
If he waits a few years he can date her daughter....by that time his english &amp; career are a lot better !

I don&#039;t think it is bad that she wants to adopt a second child from Malawi, i wouldn&#039;t want her as my mother but the kids can get a good education and do something good for their country when they are mature ? Lourdes looks like a great sister !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus &amp; Madonna&#8230;.two very important biblefigures&#8230;.you should think this is a match made in Heaven right ?</p>
<p>He looks like he could be Lourdes&#8217; big brother&#8230;.maybe Madonna had a child in the late eighties ??? What did she do in 1988 ? LOL<br />
I don&#8217;t think this relationship will last &amp; Madonna is old an wise enough to know this&#8230;..she probably get bored when the adoption from Mercy comes true, she will focus on her kids or maybe she sees Jesus as one of her own and wants to help him with his modelcareer, he looks so young ?<br />
If he waits a few years he can date her daughter&#8230;.by that time his english &amp; career are a lot better !</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think it is bad that she wants to adopt a second child from Malawi, i wouldn&#8217;t want her as my mother but the kids can get a good education and do something good for their country when they are mature ? Lourdes looks like a great sister !!!
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		<title>By: Lol</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lol</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That man don&#039;t want to work. That&#039;s why he is with the old hag. What other job would he have.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That man don&#8217;t want to work. That&#8217;s why he is with the old hag. What other job would he have.
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		<title>By: Nneikha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nneikha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:25:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whoaaa...that&#039;s a lotta perspiration she&#039;s got under her armpit..i could be seeing things though..correct me if am wrong...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whoaaa&#8230;that&#8217;s a lotta perspiration she&#8217;s got under her armpit..i could be seeing things though..correct me if am wrong&#8230;
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		<title>By: Ron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When she meets his parents she&#039;ll be the oldest one in the room.</description>
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