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	<title>Comments on: What&#8217;s going on with Michael Jackson&#8217;s half an ear?</title>
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		<title>By: Nadine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nadine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:27:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dudes, shocking doesn&#039;t cover this nutter-He&#039;s only contracted to appear on stage for THIRTEEN minutes for the upcoming gigs in london. And that high pitched little voice is like Paris Hilton&#039;s, completely put on to maintain this &#039;sweet, innocent&#039; thing. In reality his voice is as deep as his brothers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dudes, shocking doesn&#8217;t cover this nutter-He&#8217;s only contracted to appear on stage for THIRTEEN minutes for the upcoming gigs in london. And that high pitched little voice is like Paris Hilton&#8217;s, completely put on to maintain this &#8216;sweet, innocent&#8217; thing. In reality his voice is as deep as his brothers
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		<title>By: Minty D</title>
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		<dc:creator>Minty D</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:58:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>perhaps the 3rd child is being reared out of the sun until its skin color and size match, then Jacko will harvest himself a whole new nose!!! wahahaha!!! (evil scientist laugh)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>perhaps the 3rd child is being reared out of the sun until its skin color and size match, then Jacko will harvest himself a whole new nose!!! wahahaha!!! (evil scientist laugh)
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		<title>By: jess</title>
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		<dc:creator>jess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh geez. it looks like he&#039;s had surgery to make his ears look like elf ears (i.e peter pan ears) this fetish of his has just gone too far.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh geez. it looks like he&#8217;s had surgery to make his ears look like elf ears (i.e peter pan ears) this fetish of his has just gone too far.
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		<title>By: anastasiabeaverhausen</title>
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		<dc:creator>anastasiabeaverhausen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He has three kids, not two.  Unfortunately.  And you can&#039;t tell me he&#039;s the bio father of those kids, either.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He has three kids, not two.  Unfortunately.  And you can&#8217;t tell me he&#8217;s the bio father of those kids, either.
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, I never would have imagined he&#039;d turn  into this either or that he was a pedophile.  I&#039;m almost ashamed to admit I once found him cute.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I never would have imagined he&#8217;d turn  into this either or that he was a pedophile.  I&#8217;m almost ashamed to admit I once found him cute.
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		<title>By: Zoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:53:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This post is completely dumb. He&#039;s wearing glasses, which obviously bend his ear the same way *gasp* they do to anyone else wearing glasses. Seriously, get a life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This post is completely dumb. He&#8217;s wearing glasses, which obviously bend his ear the same way *gasp* they do to anyone else wearing glasses. Seriously, get a life.
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		<title>By: Cinderella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cinderella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would never imagine back in 1983 that Michael Jackson would turn into a reptile.  Never.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would never imagine back in 1983 that Michael Jackson would turn into a reptile.  Never.
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		<title>By: valupack</title>
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		<dc:creator>valupack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cartilage removed from his ear to help repair his nose, I&#039;m guessing. Epic fail</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cartilage removed from his ear to help repair his nose, I&#8217;m guessing. Epic fail
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		<title>By: j. ferber</title>
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		<dc:creator>j. ferber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No, the ear doesn&#039;t shock me. I&#039;d be shocked if any part of his body remained untouched and unharmed after all the work he&#039;s had done.  I, too, wonder if the black to white skin change (vitiglio, whatever)led to skin cancer.  The body can only take so much and the chemicals must have really thinned the skin, making him more prone to skin cancer, I&#039;d think.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, the ear doesn&#8217;t shock me. I&#8217;d be shocked if any part of his body remained untouched and unharmed after all the work he&#8217;s had done.  I, too, wonder if the black to white skin change (vitiglio, whatever)led to skin cancer.  The body can only take so much and the chemicals must have really thinned the skin, making him more prone to skin cancer, I&#8217;d think.
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		<title>By: Orangejulius</title>
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		<dc:creator>Orangejulius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d like to feel sorry for him.  But I don&#039;t.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to feel sorry for him.  But I don&#8217;t.
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