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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 04:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Katie, Kyla, Kraig, whatever, you people are stupid. Imagine how it would be if people though that about you. If Tay didn&#039;t have abs, and Rob did, you little bugs would all go running to Rob. Plus, you don&#039;t need abs to have good looks. Tay looks like an alpaca.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Katie, Kyla, Kraig, whatever, you people are stupid. Imagine how it would be if people though that about you. If Tay didn&#8217;t have abs, and Rob did, you little bugs would all go running to Rob. Plus, you don&#8217;t need abs to have good looks. Tay looks like an alpaca.
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		<title>By: Lauren</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lauren</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 04:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s spots on his face because it&#039;s the detectors to make Edward sparkle on camera. Special effects.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s spots on his face because it&#8217;s the detectors to make Edward sparkle on camera. Special effects.
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		<title>By: Charles Githongo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Charles Githongo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Robert Pattinson’s abs would have look better if he was coached by Mike Geary ( Certified Personal Trainer &amp;  Nutrition Specialist) and the world Famous Trainer from The Biggest Loser, Kim Lyons. I found some amazing free work out reports and 6 Pack abs products on truthaboutsixpacks.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert Pattinson’s abs would have look better if he was coached by Mike Geary ( Certified Personal Trainer &amp;  Nutrition Specialist) and the world Famous Trainer from The Biggest Loser, Kim Lyons. I found some amazing free work out reports and 6 Pack abs products on truthaboutsixpacks.com
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		<title>By: Craig Addyman</title>
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		<dc:creator>Craig Addyman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 01:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like he needs some sun! fake abs?? Fake actor!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like he needs some sun! fake abs?? Fake actor!
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		<title>By: Kyla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kyla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG enough about ROB.....give us pics of TAYLOR......lol atleast HIS ABS ARE REAL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG enough about ROB&#8230;..give us pics of TAYLOR&#8230;&#8230;lol atleast HIS ABS ARE REAL!
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		<title>By: katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hey guys u know wat i have to say bout it is that taylor is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! and rob is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any one that thinks rob is hot has mental problems!!! sorry but it true all my friends like taylor now my bff thought that rob was hot but then she changed her mind i have taylor stuff all ova my room and new moon stuff</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hey guys u know wat i have to say bout it is that taylor is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! and rob is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any one that thinks rob is hot has mental problems!!! sorry but it true all my friends like taylor now my bff thought that rob was hot but then she changed her mind i have taylor stuff all ova my room and new moon stuff
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		<title>By: khristine acupido</title>
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		<dc:creator>khristine acupido</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>,,hello 2 mr.robert pattinson and kristen stewart,,,we have the same name dats why we are beautiful..wah!!lol!!!but diff.in spelling..more power im adicted to twilight new moon,eclipse and the 4rt one.hehehe.GODBLESS!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>,,hello 2 mr.robert pattinson and kristen stewart,,,we have the same name dats why we are beautiful..wah!!lol!!!but diff.in spelling..more power im adicted to twilight new moon,eclipse and the 4rt one.hehehe.GODBLESS!
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		<title>By: FF</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And I&#039;d hope that everybody recognises that Taylor&#039;s are real.

IJS.

ps - the dot&#039;s on his skin are for digital image capture. So I&#039;m guess there are some scenes where they CGI Edward.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And I&#8217;d hope that everybody recognises that Taylor&#8217;s are real.</p>
<p>IJS.</p>
<p>ps &#8211; the dot&#8217;s on his skin are for digital image capture. So I&#8217;m guess there are some scenes where they CGI Edward.
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		<title>By: plk</title>
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		<dc:creator>plk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what&#039;s all over his skin in some of these pictures?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what&#8217;s all over his skin in some of these pictures?
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 01:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We don&#039;t call it pale, People.  We call it &quot;alabaster,&quot; &quot;porcelain,&quot; or &quot;ivory.&quot;

Seriously, though.  I realize that it&#039;s cool to make fun of Christians, fat people, and caucasians nowadays, but my mother always said, &quot;There is no excuse for being mean just because someone says it&#039;s cool.&quot;

My skin is very pale.  Like Wondersnort Lohan, I would have to literally harm my skin to change it&#039;s color or use something fake.  I choose not to do that.  I have people come up to me and say, &quot;The sun is free,&quot; who don&#039;t even know me.

Turn that around and say I walked up to a Nigerian woman with really dark skin and said, &quot;You know, you look like an eggplant,&quot; just to make her feel bad (which I would never do because I have never seen anything so beautiful as that darkest of skin colors in my life).

It wouldn&#039;t be so nice.  For some reason, people see the latter as cruel and unjustifiable, but they see nothing at all wrong about the former.  So...just be nice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We don&#8217;t call it pale, People.  We call it &#8220;alabaster,&#8221; &#8220;porcelain,&#8221; or &#8220;ivory.&#8221;</p>
<p>Seriously, though.  I realize that it&#8217;s cool to make fun of Christians, fat people, and caucasians nowadays, but my mother always said, &#8220;There is no excuse for being mean just because someone says it&#8217;s cool.&#8221;</p>
<p>My skin is very pale.  Like Wondersnort Lohan, I would have to literally harm my skin to change it&#8217;s color or use something fake.  I choose not to do that.  I have people come up to me and say, &#8220;The sun is free,&#8221; who don&#8217;t even know me.</p>
<p>Turn that around and say I walked up to a Nigerian woman with really dark skin and said, &#8220;You know, you look like an eggplant,&#8221; just to make her feel bad (which I would never do because I have never seen anything so beautiful as that darkest of skin colors in my life).</p>
<p>It wouldn&#8217;t be so nice.  For some reason, people see the latter as cruel and unjustifiable, but they see nothing at all wrong about the former.  So&#8230;just be nice.
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