Jun 15
'09
Gerard Butler totally related to chicken-sex subtext in ‘The Hangover’

Gerard Butler

Gerard Butler was shooting exteriors for his new film ‘Bounty Hunter’, in New York City today. They got him in two different outfits, and now I’m rethinking my Gerard Butler-in-a-tight-white-shirt fetish. I now have a new “Gerard Butler in a Blue Polo Shirt” fetish. Gerry’s wearing the hell out of that blue polo shirt. His arms look delicious. But he doesn’t look so great in the white shirt. He looks bloated there. I mean, I’d still nail it to the wall, but afterwards I’d suggest he put on a blue polo shirt.

It seems Gerard was chatting with some members of the press or perhaps the paparazzi in between filming, because The Gossip Girls have Gerry’s hilarious review of The Hangover – the raunchy guy comedy that’s been the number-one film for two weeks in a row. I haven’t seen it yet, and I really hope Gerry’s review isn’t a spoiler. He’s basically saying that he related to everything in the film, especially the subtext of “f-cking chickens”.

During a recent break in filming, Butler checked out “The Hangover,” and told press, “I’ve got to tell you, it was kind of crazy, but a lot of the stuff that happened in that movie I’ve been through myself. That sounds like a huge exaggeration, but it’s really not.”

He continued, “They just don’t want to face it. But if they were honest with themselves, they’d go, ‘Oh, you know what? They were f—ing chickens.’ That’s why the chicken was in the movie, by the way. They couldn’t go that far, but I have no doubt they were f—ing chickens. (pauses) My career just went down the tubes, eh?”

[From The Gossip Girls]

God, I love him. Even if he spent his youth romancing poultry. He’s just too funny. Last week, Page Six even ran an “End Quote” with Gerry, something else he said to reporters after he went to the premiere and after party for The Hangover. Apparently, after reporters spied Gerry on the phone at the after party, he told them, “This woman just had twins, and I was trying to find out if one of them was mine.” Yes, the man is filthy and raunchy – but he’s mine. That’s my sense of humor, y’all.

Images thanks to INF Photo.

Written by Kaiser

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17 Responses to “Gerard Butler totally related to chicken-sex subtext in ‘The Hangover’”

  1. Eden says:

    I still see him as King Leonidas in 300. He is so yummy!!!

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  2. Jag says:

    Guess I’m the only one who doesn’t think f ing chickens is funny. It typically kills the chicken… Bestiality isn’t a joke. Good to know about the movie, though, because all the rave reviews had me wanting to see it.

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  3. gooniegirl says:

    Put him in blue, white, or even pink for that matter…I’ll take it! :)

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  4. Annie says:

    ROFL. Relax, there was no chicken fcking involved. There’s just a random chicken in the room.

    And yes, agreed with that just making him suddenly so much sexier.

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  5. Kaiser says:

    Jesus wept for the poor chicken being f-cked to death by Gerard Butler. We should all be so lucky to go that way.

    *pouring out some sweet n’ sour for my chicken homies*

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  6. GimmeABreak says:

    It’s settled. I’m going as a chicken for Halloween.

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  7. Annie says:

    LOL KAISER! I think I snorted a little at the image of that.

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  8. orion70 says:

    he sure knows how to take the piss out of himself. love him. and hell, if i was a chicken, i’d be beak down to the ground about now.

    just sayin’

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  9. voodoobetty says:

    LOL @ Kaiser. I dont find him attractive but I just adore his Scottish sense of humour. None funnier than the Scots. They can laugh at everything, including themselves.

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  10. HS says:

    THIS IS SPARTA… or something like that.
    Hotness.

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  11. mitzy says:

    Any guy who screws poultry should be forced to eat it.

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  12. sizzle says:

    i will make gerry like a chicken and devour him!!!!!!!!!!!!’
    deeeeeeleeceeous!!!!!!

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  13. RaraAvis says:

    I’m suddenly warm…oh, my…

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  14. Magsy says:

    Eh, puffed up, pissed off faces don’t rev my engine. There’s only so much you can do with arms anyway.

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