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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 05:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>*Snorts*

People are so idealistic.

Fake tits are &quot;gross&quot; but I&#039;m sure the same people snarking on a girl who got a boob job are the first ones to single out another girl for having &quot;sagging&quot; breasts. Reality check: most large breasts that aren&#039;t surgically enhanced usually aren&#039;t always perfectly round and perky.

And no, as much as I want to believe that confidence equates to sexiness, it doesn&#039;t. I&#039;ve known tons of people who are confident with themselves but are the laughingstock with the opposite sex, and have even on occasion been criticized for their high self-esteem. Sex appeal is a social construct.

As good as these things sound, they aren&#039;t true. The world sucks.</description>
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<p>People are so idealistic.</p>
<p>Fake tits are &#8220;gross&#8221; but I&#8217;m sure the same people snarking on a girl who got a boob job are the first ones to single out another girl for having &#8220;sagging&#8221; breasts. Reality check: most large breasts that aren&#8217;t surgically enhanced usually aren&#8217;t always perfectly round and perky.</p>
<p>And no, as much as I want to believe that confidence equates to sexiness, it doesn&#8217;t. I&#8217;ve known tons of people who are confident with themselves but are the laughingstock with the opposite sex, and have even on occasion been criticized for their high self-esteem. Sex appeal is a social construct.</p>
<p>As good as these things sound, they aren&#8217;t true. The world sucks.
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		<title>By: Shay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:58:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks like a homely 40 year old woman who probably needs to eat a sandwich.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks like a homely 40 year old woman who probably needs to eat a sandwich.
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		<title>By: EJ</title>
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		<dc:creator>EJ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:54:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Silly to think that if you have big boobs you are automatically sexy it&#039;s something from inside something you&#039;re born with</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Silly to think that if you have big boobs you are automatically sexy it&#8217;s something from inside something you&#8217;re born with
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		<title>By: Megan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Megan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 06:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone please run Speidi over.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone please run Speidi over.
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		<title>By: Kristin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fake tits are usually so attractive.

/sarcasm</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fake tits are usually so attractive.</p>
<p>/sarcasm
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh.

I think Heidi Montag is as much of a famewhore moron as the next person does, but in all due fairness, most people look like crap in the shower.

The fact that people expect her hair to remain perfectly in place and her makeup to not run off is kind of lame. Welcome to reality, men.</description>
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<p>I think Heidi Montag is as much of a famewhore moron as the next person does, but in all due fairness, most people look like crap in the shower.</p>
<p>The fact that people expect her hair to remain perfectly in place and her makeup to not run off is kind of lame. Welcome to reality, men.
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		<title>By: Bobby Corwen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bobby Corwen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Playboy...wtbloodygoshdamnf were you thinking!? Dx</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Playboy&#8230;wtbloodygoshdamnf were you thinking!? Dx
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		<title>By: JUDY</title>
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		<dc:creator>JUDY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:39:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What exactly are they famous for?  If she sat right next to me, I would not recognize her.  She can show her ass if that makes her think it will extend her 15 minutes of fame.  Nudity no longer has a shock value!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What exactly are they famous for?  If she sat right next to me, I would not recognize her.  She can show her ass if that makes her think it will extend her 15 minutes of fame.  Nudity no longer has a shock value!!
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		<title>By: Elle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not a fan of Heidi. Don&#039;t really give a sh** about her posing in Playboy, either. Could&#039;ve seen that one coming.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not a fan of Heidi. Don&#8217;t really give a sh** about her posing in Playboy, either. Could&#8217;ve seen that one coming.
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		<title>By: TONY</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 21:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HEIDI MONTAG - A SERIOUS CASE OF BUTTA-FACE!!!  ALL THE PLASTIC SURGERY IN THE WORLD CAN&#039;T HELP THAT FUG.</description>
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