Comments on: Chuck Norris drops lawsuit, pens own “Chuck Norris facts” book http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/ Stylish celebrity escapism Wed, 15 Feb 2012 04:28:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: bat http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-360636 bat Sat, 20 Jun 2009 10:36:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-360636 chuck killed all the users that posted bad things about him with a wink ;) chuck killed all the users that posted bad things about him with a wink ;)

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]]> By: Mal bicho http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-360054 Mal bicho Fri, 19 Jun 2009 17:26:43 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-360054 Chuck Norris = God Chuck Norris = God

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]]> By: Magsy http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-356562 Magsy Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:57:18 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-356562 Poor Chuck, his hair is worse than Elton John's. Teeth too fake and white and he's had so much surgery his eyes are squinty. No way resembles old Chick Norris. Then again he's probably pushing 80. Poor Chuck, his hair is worse than Elton John’s. Teeth too fake and white and he’s had so much surgery his eyes are squinty. No way resembles old Chick Norris. Then again he’s probably pushing 80.

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]]> By: cari http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-356558 cari Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:54:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-356558 I say dump the Chuck Norris Book idea...it's outdated. The new go to guy is Christian Bale. Start roundhousing jokes about him, much more effective. I'll start..when Christian Bale looks in the mirror he sees nothing....there can never be another Christian Bale! If you google Christian Bale, you won't find him. Christian Bale finds YOU! Christian Bale does not follow fashion trends. They follow him, until he swiftly turns around and kicks their asses. NOBODY follows Christian Bale, NOBODY! If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it? Yes, Christian Bale hears it, Christian Bale hears EVERYTHING! While filming the Dark Knight in Hong Kong, the Chinese surrendered to Christian Bale, just to be on the safe side. I say dump the Chuck Norris Book idea…it’s outdated.

The new go to guy is Christian Bale. Start roundhousing jokes about him, much more effective.

I’ll start..when Christian Bale looks in the mirror he sees nothing….there can never be another Christian Bale!
If you google Christian Bale, you won’t find him.
Christian Bale finds YOU!
Christian Bale does not follow fashion trends. They follow him, until he swiftly turns around and kicks their asses. NOBODY follows Christian Bale, NOBODY!
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear it?
Yes, Christian Bale hears it, Christian Bale hears EVERYTHING!
While filming the Dark Knight in Hong Kong, the Chinese surrendered to Christian Bale, just to be on the safe side.

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]]> By: lj http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-356521 lj Wed, 17 Jun 2009 03:12:19 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-356521 he's going to be mighty disappointed when no one buys his book. maybe i'm wrong, but i don't think most people really give a crap about the real chuck norris -- they just like the kung fu character and the stupid (hilarious) jokes. this all may be a sweeping generalization, but i'm going to go out on a limb and say he couldn't get a dime from those book guys and this was the next best thing. he needs to give back that rug and those chompers back to whatever broke-down horse he got them from. he’s going to be mighty disappointed when no one buys his book. maybe i’m wrong, but i don’t think most people really give a crap about the real chuck norris — they just like the kung fu character and the stupid (hilarious) jokes. this all may be a sweeping generalization, but i’m going to go out on a limb and say he couldn’t get a dime from those book guys and this was the next best thing. he needs to give back that rug and those chompers back to whatever broke-down horse he got them from.

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]]> By: RaraAvis http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-356512 RaraAvis Wed, 17 Jun 2009 02:54:28 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-356512 Chuck Norris is a rich, conservative white christian man. Fear Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is a rich, conservative white christian man. Fear Chuck Norris.

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]]> By: Persistent Cat http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-356271 Persistent Cat Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:24:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-356271 Wow, his face..... I don't think someone can be bad ass if they've had a facelift. Wow, his face…..

I don’t think someone can be bad ass if they’ve had a facelift.

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]]> By: Get Real http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-355997 Get Real Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:03:14 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-355997 Ah yes, the future President of Texas. Chuck Norris is an idiot. By the time he runs for President of Texas, it's population will be 99% Mexican and hopefully they will string him up by his neck. Ah yes, the future President of Texas. Chuck Norris is an idiot. By the time he runs for President of Texas, it’s population will be 99% Mexican and hopefully they will string him up by his neck.

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]]> By: HUH? http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-355932 HUH? Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:53:56 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-355932 he may have roundhouse kicked someone's ass a long time ago, but now he's just "the man" with bad facial plastic surgery, bad veneers, and a bad toupee. oh, and an ugly trophy wife. he may have roundhouse kicked someone’s ass a long time ago, but now he’s just “the man” with bad facial plastic surgery, bad veneers, and a bad toupee.

oh, and an ugly trophy wife.

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]]> By: greeneyedhuzzy http://www.celebitchy.com/55760/chuck_norris_dropping_lawsuit_writing_autobiographical_chuck_norris_facts_book/#comment-355913 greeneyedhuzzy Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:23:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=55760#comment-355913 I know that he was a champion martial artist a couple decades ago but come on! He is far too old to try and intimidate people. He and Clint Eastwood need to get together, drink their tea while talking about the good old days. Hopefully they will quit squinting at people. I know that he was a champion martial artist a couple decades ago but come on! He is far too old to try and intimidate people. He and Clint Eastwood need to get together, drink their tea while talking about the good old days. Hopefully they will quit squinting at people.

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