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		<title>By: young capone</title>
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		<dc:creator>young capone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 16:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>al capones girlfriend, please</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>al capones girlfriend, please
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		<title>By: Tattooguy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tattooguy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a tattoo artist....I can&#039;t even count how many times a person will come in and say, &quot;just do what you think looks good&quot;
My response is &quot;I can&#039;t think FOR you, it HAS to be YOUR idea&quot;
But LOOK at the artist that did THIS one....he looks GREAT! and she looks a lot like him, now...
She just needs a few lip piercings and she&#039;ll be all good to go!
There is NO WAY she slept through this.....NOT SOBER, anyway!
This is why we write what tattoo is chosen ON the waiver, that everyone signs, BEFORE getting anything done!!
THIS is why I choose NOT to tattoo on peoples FACES!!
You would not believe some of the ideas that people come in with......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a tattoo artist&#8230;.I can&#8217;t even count how many times a person will come in and say, &#8220;just do what you think looks good&#8221;<br />
My response is &#8220;I can&#8217;t think FOR you, it HAS to be YOUR idea&#8221;<br />
But LOOK at the artist that did THIS one&#8230;.he looks GREAT! and she looks a lot like him, now&#8230;<br />
She just needs a few lip piercings and she&#8217;ll be all good to go!<br />
There is NO WAY she slept through this&#8230;..NOT SOBER, anyway!<br />
This is why we write what tattoo is chosen ON the waiver, that everyone signs, BEFORE getting anything done!!<br />
THIS is why I choose NOT to tattoo on peoples FACES!!<br />
You would not believe some of the ideas that people come in with&#8230;&#8230;
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow, permanent Zits.  Oy.

Feebee, that was an old woman that placed her coffee between her legs and drove off, then sued McDonald&#039;s.  Probably the reason she won the suit was her age.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow, permanent Zits.  Oy.</p>
<p>Feebee, that was an old woman that placed her coffee between her legs and drove off, then sued McDonald&#8217;s.  Probably the reason she won the suit was her age.
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		<title>By: Magsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Magsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her face is ruined with or without the stars. How old is she--she looks 14? And how in the hell are you gonna fall asleep during the tattoo process? Something sounds funny. Maybe she popped a pill or something. She better check all over her body in case the crazed tattoist put a bunch of stars on her ass too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her face is ruined with or without the stars. How old is she&#8211;she looks 14? And how in the hell are you gonna fall asleep during the tattoo process? Something sounds funny. Maybe she popped a pill or something. She better check all over her body in case the crazed tattoist put a bunch of stars on her ass too.
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		<title>By: JUSTINE</title>
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		<dc:creator>JUSTINE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it is true how could she not feel the needle going across her face more than 3 times. I think she just wanted attention. She didn&#039;t fall asleep no one could fall asleep while a needle is going threw your face 56 times.Its just not possible. Unless she cant feel pain or something touching her skin, But shes lying no doubt and she didn&#039;t fall asleep she just wanted attention and well she got it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it is true how could she not feel the needle going across her face more than 3 times. I think she just wanted attention. She didn&#8217;t fall asleep no one could fall asleep while a needle is going threw your face 56 times.Its just not possible. Unless she cant feel pain or something touching her skin, But shes lying no doubt and she didn&#8217;t fall asleep she just wanted attention and well she got it.
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		<title>By: Beth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have a tatoo on my hip and I laughed the whole way through.  I tickled so much.  The guy had to stop a few times so I could calm down.  I seriously don&#039;t think I would have ever fallen asleep!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a tatoo on my hip and I laughed the whole way through.  I tickled so much.  The guy had to stop a few times so I could calm down.  I seriously don&#8217;t think I would have ever fallen asleep!
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is no way in hell that anyone could SLEEP through that. Its just not possible. Bitch is FULL of bullshit!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no way in hell that anyone could SLEEP through that. Its just not possible. Bitch is FULL of bullshit!
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		<title>By: lisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>lisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 16:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WOW THIS CHICK IS SO LYING SHE JUST TRYNA PLAY THE ROLE OF A DAMN VICTIM I HAVE 13 TATTOOS AND WAS NO WHERE NEAR SLEEP ON ANY OF THEM ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON MY NECK!!! A MESSAGE TO HER: UUUHHHH WRONG TRY AGAIN</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WOW THIS CHICK IS SO LYING SHE JUST TRYNA PLAY THE ROLE OF A DAMN VICTIM I HAVE 13 TATTOOS AND WAS NO WHERE NEAR SLEEP ON ANY OF THEM ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON MY NECK!!! A MESSAGE TO HER: UUUHHHH WRONG TRY AGAIN
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		<title>By: sleeps everywhere</title>
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		<dc:creator>sleeps everywhere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i fell asleep getting the inside of my wrist done..... but she is totally lying!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i fell asleep getting the inside of my wrist done&#8230;.. but she is totally lying!
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		<title>By: BlueSkies</title>
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		<dc:creator>BlueSkies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is a living nightmare of a situation.  She needs to become a rockstar now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a living nightmare of a situation.  She needs to become a rockstar now.
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