Programming note: We’re taking off for the long weekend for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day, but we will be back on Tuesday with a full schedule ahead of the Golden Globes on January 7th. Please have fun and be safe on NYE and let’s all cross our fingers that the new year brings us lots of White House indictments, celebrity babies, weddings and fun gossip! See you next year!
Here are the best “comfort movies” of the year! [Pajiba]
Charlie Hunnam has the Man Flu. [LaineyGossip]
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth have zero plans for a wedding. [Dlisted]
Here are the Fug Girls’ Best Looks of 2017. [Go Fug Yourself]
Star Wars fans are mad at Rotten Tomatoes now too. [The Blemish]
Mariah Carey wants you to keep your Christmas tree up until July 4th. [Buzzfeed]
If I had a reality show, it might be called The Frugal Bitch. [Reality Tea]
The Kardashians & Blac Chyna are still at war. [Wonderwall]
This “egg art” is a waste of time and food. [OMG Blog]
Lindsay Lohan was bitten by a snake in Thailand… sure. [Jezebel]
Photos courtesy of Berries.com and Olivia Notter.
Happy, healthy New Year to all. Well, to all except Princess Nagini and her dad. May they be indicted. May they also not get invitations to Harry’s wedding or Vogue covers.
Hear! Hear!
happy healthy new year to CELEBITCHY mag ,its article writers and commenters
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Or VF covers! Because they’d think it was Vogue anyway.
Unless of course they are in handcuffs and orange jumpsuits.
Same to you, lightpurple, and to all of our Celebuddies — may 2018 be a year of authentic truths coming out into the open for all to see, let truth mend the wounds that Trump has caused in 2017 with his subversion and lies!
Truth to Trump is like water to the Wicked Witch in The Wizard of Oz: toss a little truth at him and he’ll begin MELTING, MELTINGGGG, MEEEELLLLLLTINNNNNNNGGGG,
America and its allies deserve hope that THERE IS LIFE AFTER TRUMP!
My hope for 2018:
MAHA: Make America Honest Again!
Happy New Year to All!
Happy New Year! I do know it s going to be a better one!!! ;-))
2018 sounds likes good year for an impeachment!
Happy New Year everyone! Let’s hope 2018 isn’t a nightmare like 2017.
2017 really was a nightmare. For me personally it wasn’t so bad but every day I still woke up with that heavy feeling of despair and rage. 2018 simply has to be better.
It will. Good riddance to bad rubbish, 2017. Ring in the new, 2018.
It has to be. Please. I beseech the Gods of Chaos to grant us mercy and a better 2018.
Feliz Año Nuevo, everyone!! Be safe and try to enjoy as much as you possibly can. Remember, happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light 😀
Wishing everyone a happy, healthy, New Year! May this New Year be the Year of Mueller, and may we see some peace in the world! Cheers everyone! Stay warm and safe! 🎊🎉🥂🤗
Happy New year! Take a cab / ride service/ designated driver and have safe fun. Hopefully we will find out there was LSD in the water system and 2017 was just a weird trip…
We’re supposed to believe that Lohan was out walking in the jungle for her health when she was bit by a snake? Hmmm
But her shaman told her it was good luck and positive energy!
It’s the funniest thing I read since finding out that Goop sells Psychic Vampire Repellent made of ingredients like moonlight, love and sonically tuned water and people actually buy it for 30$! They are all from some alternative universe I’m too uncouth to understand.
People like those Star Wars-haters irritate me so much. You didn’t enjoy the movie? So what – it’s not that serious!? They are mad at the director and producers for not making their fanfiction into a full-lenght film so now they are trying to ruin the fun for everyone who enjoyed it, but what’s the point? If only they could divert all this energy into protesting real injustice…
Happy New Year everybody. May it be the best yet!
Just looked at the egg art! Loved it!
Yes!! It is! And it is much more interesting than Lindsey Lohan still trying to make Fetch happen.
Me, too! All of that creativity & fun is definitely NOT a waste of time & food. Love it! Best wishes for 2018 to all.
Happy New Year everyone from everywhere, and a here’s hoping it not the total and utter cruddy pants the last one was.
Happy New Year to everyone! I hope 2018 brings you all good things.
Happy New Year to All
girding my loins for 2018,
Porcupette
Man flue. Ugh. I jave to deal with one at my house now. The constant need for attention, whinining and repeated checks for fever to get the comfirmation he is indeed dying…. I just can’t.
SM–OMG. I was knocked out with the flu two weeks ago, missed a week of work (I was late in getting my flu shot.). I just stayed in bed and kept my misery to myself–as long as the family left me alone (my kids are 25 and 18) I was okay. My husband, who DID get a flu shot, came down with the sniffles a few days ago; he has to share every detail of his supposed misery. Argh!
I got the flu on Christmas morning. I woke up to watch my son open his presents and went back to bed. Woke up at around noon to a grumpy husband who was making a potato dish. We were having family & friends over later for dinner. So 3 advils and 2 theraflu tablets later, I had both turkeys in the over, ham at my neighbor’s oven, chopped up the veggies, prepared the alcohol bar, prepared the appetizers and cleaned the house. While I did all this, my husband was still making his ONE potato dish.
It’s going to be a wonderful year!
Orange jumpsuits will be all the fashion rage. Indictments! Flipping! Perjury! Collusion! Computer crimes! Money laundering!
Optimism trumps cynicism, Patriots. Keep your heads up and count your blessings as this shitshow comes down this year!
E
Thanks, Eric. Happy New Year!
“Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, ‘It will be happier.'”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
very happy NEW YEAR to CELEBITCHY mag and its COLUMNISTS and COMMENTERS
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Happy New Year! May 2018 be a breath of fresh air after the poop storm of 2017.
Happy New Year, Celebishes!
Happy New Year to all.
Happy New Year.
Blessed be.
Happy New Year 2018 wishes to all my pals on Celebitchy. You have all been the saviours of my sanity when I despaired that our world was being rapidly destroyed by the Orange Peril, and his ilk. It is always so heartening to come here and read sensible commentary on the prevalent madness from our mates, Celebitchy, Kaiser, Corey, et all, not to mention a bit of fluffy escapism when most needed. You ladies/chaps are what the universe should be made of, I believe. May 2018 bring all good things to you all. Onwards, and upwards!
Happy New Year to all of you! I don’t comment very often, but I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for bringing some level of sanity to this bats–t crazy year. I’m a very blue voter in a very red Texas (although I have some hope for us after Jones’ win in AL) and it has been nice to have a place to go to whenever I need to blow off some steam over the current political shenanigans happening. Here’s hoping 2018 brings us all personal and professional happiness (a few more political indictments wouldn’t hurt either!)
I watched guardians of the galaxy 2 after reading the pajiba article, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Have watched it twice since then. Thanks for the share! I love stuff that I can watch over and over (I do a lot of studying and if I have music on, that is more distracting than tv and movies!)
Getting ready to go out to a party on the west coast of the US and I can hear fireworks in the distance.. happy New Year to everyone in every time zone, hoping that everyone has a safe and enjoyable evening!!!!
Any of you hear Kin Jong-Un’s New Year address? 😨
Happy New Year! May 2018 be better and saber than 2017!
Omg did you hear about Time’s Up?? I’m actually feeling hopeful. Best wishes to all of my celebitchy homies, Happy Happy 2018 friends!!
happy new year!
Happy new year!
When I heard that Lindsay Lohan had been bitten by a snake, my first thought was:
“Is the snake ok?”
Keeping up Christmas decorations until July 4 might be overkill, but definitely I want outdoor Christmas lights to stay until winter is over. We need the cheering up when it’s dark and cold.