You hear a lot of skanky stories about Aubrey O’Day. Okay you don’t, but that’s because you don’t hear a whole lot about Aubrey O’Day – the stories you do hear are always skanky. 9/10th of the stories you hear in Hollywood begin “So this one time I was having sex with Aubrey O’Day…” You get the point. So to hear her little story about getting her clothes stolen, you’d naturally assume she was wandering around naked somewhere when the cops or paparazzi came upon her and she had to make up an excuse. Reality is actually a lot less amusing… and less believable in general.

Aubrey O’Day was left without any clothes today in Los Angeles — and this time, it wasn’t on purpose.

O’Day tells us she was robbed this morning while on her way to film a segment for the TV Guide Channel. Aubrey says she was walking down an alley near the building when “someone ran behind me and stole everything I was holding” — including an expensive dress by designer Zac Posen.

Left without a proper outfit, Aubrey says she was forced to wear whatever the TV Guide people had handy.

There is one silver lining to the whole ordeal: Her beloved teacup Maltese named Ginger escaped unharmed — her makeup guy was holding her.

[From TMZ]

Something tells me that Zac Posen dress disappeared in a different, more salacious way. I’m guessing it was on loan – I mean how the hell could Aubrey O’Day afford Zac Posen socks, let alone a dress? – and she lost it/dropped it in the mud/had to sell it for some smack – and then had to come up with an excuse. Gets her a little bit of attention and off the hook. And yeah, it’s a little embarrassing, but it’s sooooo much better than admitting she traded it to a stranger for some false eyelashes and a bag of what turned out to be baking powder.

Here’s Aubrey O’Day leaving Katsuya in Hollywood on April 30th. Images thanks to WENN.com .