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		<title>By: Bob</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alexa is gorgeous. I prefer brunettes and she&#039;s an absolute beauty not to mention she&#039;s ballsy and talented. Suit yourself</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alexa is gorgeous. I prefer brunettes and she&#8217;s an absolute beauty not to mention she&#8217;s ballsy and talented. Suit yourself
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		<title>By: Richard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Richard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She has huge, buggy, droopy eyes which come from her dad.  She seems to have much more pronounced features than either of her parents though--which make her seem older than she actually is.

If it were not known who her mother is, no one would ever guess. 

 Just a caution to other posters on this thread, &quot;vanilla&quot; sounds a bit racist (what would a &quot;vanilla&quot; person be, exactly?)  It&#039;s better to just be precise about what you mean to say.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She has huge, buggy, droopy eyes which come from her dad.  She seems to have much more pronounced features than either of her parents though&#8211;which make her seem older than she actually is.</p>
<p>If it were not known who her mother is, no one would ever guess. </p>
<p> Just a caution to other posters on this thread, &#8220;vanilla&#8221; sounds a bit racist (what would a &#8220;vanilla&#8221; person be, exactly?)  It&#8217;s better to just be precise about what you mean to say.
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		<title>By: Raymond</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raymond</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I really hope Alexa Ray is feeling and doing just Fine now.   She&#039;s Beautiful and talented,   and we have to hear more songs from her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really hope Alexa Ray is feeling and doing just Fine now.   She&#8217;s Beautiful and talented,   and we have to hear more songs from her.
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		<title>By: Rosebudd</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rosebudd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alexa is very beautiful...She has a bump on her nose and appears to have embraced her looks as God given and seems very comfortable in her own skin. She hasn&#039;t given in to breast implants, nose job, etc..That in itself makes her more beautiful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alexa is very beautiful&#8230;She has a bump on her nose and appears to have embraced her looks as God given and seems very comfortable in her own skin. She hasn&#8217;t given in to breast implants, nose job, etc..That in itself makes her more beautiful.
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		<title>By: Gigohead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gigohead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Alexa is very beautiful and exotic. On top of that, she&#039;s very talented, has a great voice. 

I like her &quot;realness&quot;. She doesn&#039;t appear to be a phony LoHan wannabe. Very leveraged her parents celebrity doing her own music in small gigs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Alexa is very beautiful and exotic. On top of that, she&#8217;s very talented, has a great voice. </p>
<p>I like her &#8220;realness&#8221;. She doesn&#8217;t appear to be a phony LoHan wannabe. Very leveraged her parents celebrity doing her own music in small gigs.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How could anyone say that she&#039;s unattractive?  I think she is quite pretty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How could anyone say that she&#8217;s unattractive?  I think she is quite pretty.
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		<title>By: anastasiabeaverhausen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t believe what jerks people can be.  She&#039;s FAR from unattractive (a lot of men don&#039;t like the Barbie look), she&#039;s got money and talent, parents who love her, she&#039;s reportedly very close to her mom, she&#039;s not an addict, she&#039;s not out courting the paps, looking for attention.  She&#039;s not flashing her skivvies, passed out in the gutter.  She seems like an intelligent, mature young woman of 23.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe what jerks people can be.  She&#8217;s FAR from unattractive (a lot of men don&#8217;t like the Barbie look), she&#8217;s got money and talent, parents who love her, she&#8217;s reportedly very close to her mom, she&#8217;s not an addict, she&#8217;s not out courting the paps, looking for attention.  She&#8217;s not flashing her skivvies, passed out in the gutter.  She seems like an intelligent, mature young woman of 23.
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		<title>By: jennifer</title>
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		<dc:creator>jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 02:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny, the very first thought that popped into my head when I saw the header pic was &quot;Oh wow, she really grew into her looks, she&#039;s beautiful!&quot; 

Thank God my dad married someone who was not young enough to be one of my siblings. SO effin&#039; creepy. And so TRANSPARENT. Like, WTF Billy Joel?! LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny, the very first thought that popped into my head when I saw the header pic was &#8220;Oh wow, she really grew into her looks, she&#8217;s beautiful!&#8221; </p>
<p>Thank God my dad married someone who was not young enough to be one of my siblings. SO effin&#8217; creepy. And so TRANSPARENT. Like, WTF Billy Joel?! LOL
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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 00:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alexa is pretty, but it does look like she&#039;s had an eyebrow lift.  Don&#039;t do anything else, girl, if that&#039;s true, because you are beautiful just the way you are.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alexa is pretty, but it does look like she&#8217;s had an eyebrow lift.  Don&#8217;t do anything else, girl, if that&#8217;s true, because you are beautiful just the way you are.
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		<title>By: Nebraska</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nebraska</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That Katie Lee chick gives me the creeps! Her eyes are hardened and her face is shiny like one of those plastic surgery babes gone wrong.</description>
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