Check out Khloe Kardashian’s 29-weeks-pregnant Instagram portraits

Khloe Kardashian is the only pregnant lady left in the Kardashian-Jenner Baby Boom of 2018. Kim Kardashian welcomed her third child, Chicago West, via gestational carrier in January. Kylie Jenner welcomed her first child, Stormi Webster, on February 1st. And Khloe Kardashian still has a few months to go, if her Instagram is truthful. Khloe posted the above Instagram with the note “29 weeks.” Most pregnancies are about 40 weeks, maybe even longer for a woman’s first pregnancy (which tend to extend past a due date). So about 11 or 12 weeks to go for Khloe? That means she’s due in April, in case anyone was wondering about the math.

And yes, in case anyone was wondering, Khloe’s current face makes me sad. I’m not up on all of the latest plastic surgery and non-surgical cosmetic procedures being done these days, so I don’t know how to explain Khloe’s current lip situation. My guess is that at some point, pre-pregnancy, Khloe had some permanent lip implants put in, and now that she’s pregnant, her lips are extra swollen and painful-looking. Ugh.

As for the name… is it weird to think that out of all the Kardash-Jenner women, I see Khloe choosing a somewhat normal baby name? We don’t know the sex of the baby yet, but my guess is that if it’s a boy, Khloe will use “Robert” somewhere in the name. If it’s a girl… I see her going with a family name too, weirdly. Mary Jo is the name of Kris Jenner’s mother, in case anyone was wondering. Tristan’s mother’s name is Andrea. Mary Andrea Thompson for the baby? I would be shook if she named the baby Mary.

Khloe Kardashian seen arriving at LAX on a flight from Cleveland

Photos courtesy of Instagram and Backgrid.

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  1. tx_ava says:

    lips are so bad

  2. Neelyo says:

    Dang, her face looks like a melting blow up doll. Those lips!!!!

    • Annabelle Bronstein says:

      Her whole face is in Amanda Bynes territory. Kylie’s too. The Kardashian face-work is not going to age well.

    • Morning Coffee says:

      Remember when she was the normal one?

      • Chaine says:

        I know! so sad! she used to seem like someone I would hang out with. Now, no.

      • Ksenia says:

        She never was normal. She was just plainer looking (the so-called “ugly one”) and my guess is that, to compensate, and to indirectly compete for attention, she played the clown– joking around a lot and trying to seem nice, so she could at least become the most liked and most relatable Kardashian. But underneath that act, she was seething with bitterness and envy. She grew up in a household, after all, where beauty was equated, indivisibly, with love. Aesthetic beauty was the central, premium thing that her own mother cherished in her female children, to the point where she even admitted that her most beautiful daughter, Kim (back then) was her favorite. (Her most marketable daughter, of course, as well: love and marketing, for Kris, go hand in hand.) Khloe got bashed for her looks pretty frequently from viewers of the show, for years, and must have surely felt the crowded pressure from her own family to look “better” constantly. I’m sure she has a terrible self image to go as far as this w plastic surgery. Exposed from a fairly young age and made to feel ugly and fat among her smaller sisters, she seems to have, ironically, actually deformed herself in her quest to fit in w her family, to be “pretty.” I don’t like her at all—she’s just as avaricious, juvenile, self absorbed, and vapid a fame whore as her sisters— but I do feel somewhat sorry for her, too. Raised in another, more stable, supportive family, she could have become so much happier and kinder and truer a person than she is.

  3. TaraT3 says:

    Aren’t two of Kourtney’s kids named Mason and Penelope? Those seem pretty normal to me.

  4. leskat says:

    Those lips are hard to even look at, they look so frigging painful. Those last pictures at the airport are beyond unflattering too, she looks jowly and the lips look like their weight is making them fall off her face.

  5. Hh says:

    She looks ridiculous. I just don’t get the pouty, duck lips that people like. I’m also assuming Kylie had permanent fillers put in at some point. She still had her lips during her pregnancy and that’s not her normal. Kylie grew up with incredibly thin lips and some would say no lips.

    • IMHO says:

      Fillers don’t have to be refreshed every 3-6 months like Botox. Most on the market these days are 1-2 years depending on amount, area, application etc.

      As often as these ladies visit the office, there is no reason their filler couldn’t last 40 weeks.

    • heather says:

      That is exactly what came to my mind instantly – she looks ridiculous!

  6. Elkie says:

    If I had a hundred attempts at guessing who the header picture was I might have landed on Khloe’s name on about the 78th or 79th. And that’s after it would have to be pointed out that she’s actually human and not a “real doll”…

  7. Jag says:

    I can’t believe that she gave credit for that hair color. Weirdly placed orange stuff that looks like her face bronzer was put into her hair? So strange.

    Her mouth just looks abnormal at this point. I know that there is a device that can be used to plump lips via suction, but if she’s using that, she needs to stop. She can’t even close her mouth properly and it looks painful.

    That picture has over 3 million likes. Being superficial, I wouldn’t have posted it at all because she looks so horrible.

  8. PoodleMama says:

    Man those lips…I really hope she isn’t still getting fillers while she is pregnant.

    • Kitten says:

      She’s definitely still dying her hair….is that ok to do or no?

      • IMHO says:

        Vegetable dyes maybe? Chemicals or bleach would be a no-no but I am not sure the scoop on veggie dyes. My babies are 21 and 26 so I am out of the what’s good loop.

      • The Other Katherine says:

        There’s no reputable information indicating that using modern hair dyes (whether conventional or vegetable-based like henna) causes any type of harm in pregnancy. That said, I can’t imagine dying my hair while pregnant as the smell would have been unbearable with sensitive pregnancy nose!

      • HelloSunshine says:

        Dying hair is fine, doctors just recommend having an open door or window and a fan nearby for smell.
        Source: I have purple hair and didn’t want to give it up unless I really had to while pregnant and breastfeeding lol

      • minx says:

        I let mine grow until I was about 7 months pregnant, then I colored it.

      • Erinn says:

        Modern dyes are MUCH better. I’d imagine that ammonia would be more important to avoid and there’s a lot of salon brands that leave it out of at least a portion of their range.

      • Shambles says:

        The hair in that photo is not hers. It’s a wig or extensions. Look at her hair in that real, non-instagramified photo. No comparison.

      • Kitten says:

        Good to know guys. Thanks.

        @ Shamby I do think you’re right that it’s a wig.

      • caty says:

        I dyed and permed my hair while pregnant and my now adult daughter graduated college on the Deans list and is currently very successful in her career. That is an old wives tale.

      • Dee says:

        It’s generally okay to color hair once you’re in your second trimester.

      • magnoliarose says:

        It depends on the process. I let my lowlights fade

      • jwoolman says:

        Her natural hair color is actually quite light.

      • Lex says:

        The hairdresser I go to uses natural ingredients (see Original & Mineral brand) and to lighten my hair they use a ‘seaweed lightener’. Same results as with bleach (less damaging but same lift) and it has no fumes. Win win win!

        It’s an Australian brand but they’ve branched out a bit overseas – mainly USA and Hong Kong I think

      • Lex says:

        Also – if she is doing foils the dye doesn’t really touch your head

      • CairinaCat says:

        There are a lot of safe dyes now.
        And even perms, but pregnant hair doesn’t always take the curl.

    • Svea says:

      Maybe she used one of Kylie’s lip kits. Ha ha.

  9. Fed Up says:

    Yikes! That pic doesn’t look anything like Khloe! What has she done to her face? Or are really bad filters/photoshopping to blame?

  10. Nancy says:

    In Chandler Bing’s voice….could her lips be any bigger? My lands, she is the cover girl for Fredericks of Hollywood.

  11. KP says:

    The lips, the make up and styling… it’s all so bad. Her outfit looks like she has on carpal tunnel braces.

    • Nancy says:

      That was my first thought after thinking why Khloe why? I thought her hand was in a brace. The intriguing/sad/pathetic part of the story is she thinks she looks hot. 29 weeks pregnant and she has not a glow but a come hither expression or she is constipated. I honestly think they practice poses in the mirror. Sigh

    • Swack says:

      Thought carpal tunnel brace also. Had to look twice.

    • Spicecake38 says:

      Yep wandered what she was wearing arm brace/sling for

  12. Littlestar says:

    The lips look wild in that photo. But I also keep in mind that Khloe photoshops her images into oblivion and she never looks the same in candids. Either way, I’m sure she has altered them and now has pregnancy and the alterations going on at the same time. My lips swelled up during pregnancy, nothing extreme but enough that is noticeable to people who knew me.

  13. Mabs A'Mabbin says:

    Holy aquatic creature Batman!

  14. Savasana Lotus says:

    I’ll never understand why she landed on this look with her Botox and fillers. Why she thinks this looks good. A few years back she looked natural and attractive. Now she looks body-snatched/alien

  15. KatieBo says:

    Oh lord. Those lips are something else. They always look like they’re melting off of her face.

    I believe she said that if it was a boy it would be “Tristan Jr.”

  16. Bridget says:

    Oh my god. She looks like she stepped out of a 1990s porn.

  17. Veronica says:

    What these women have done to their faces is just mind-blowing. I mean, I’m all for doing what you want to your own body, but…wow.

  18. queenE says:

    She looks like a Bratz doll

  19. trollontheloose says:

    where are her eyes? Why did she filter them to blue? Her lips are as inflated as Tom and Gisele egos.

    • Ksenia says:

      trollontheloose: There are very light, opaque blue gray contact lenses that are popular here suddenly, and that’s what Khloe is wearing. (They do look incredibly eerie–but I suppose that fits w the face surrounding them!!) Though I have no idea why, some naturally brown and hazel eyed girls, like Khloe, use them to look blue eyed instead. I’ve seen her sister Kylie wearing that exact shade of blue lenses, too.

      • trollontheloose says:

        thank you for the info. It’s just sad that even during a pregnancy nothing is natural. Nothing wrong for dolled up but this is “sex doll” level.

  20. Ruby says:

    Couldn’t stand all that attention directed at the other – could she? What a mess this family is.

    • Lady D says:

      I think it’s more Kim that’s jealous. She waited until Kylie was in labour to reveal Chicago. Just couldn’t let Kylie have all the attention.
      Or, an article I read yesterday said Kylie delivered Feb 1, but waited until Superbowl Sunday to announce it because everyone was glued to the TV or social media that day. A biggest audience sort of thing. They pointed out that her video had already had 30m hits. That might be why Kim revealed when she did, too. On an ordinary day, video might not have been so successful.

  21. LORENA says:

    Her lips are terrible! She looked better before she got them done

    I don’t think she would name a boy Robert. I am sure Robert Kardashian called dibs on that name so that his possible future son could be Robert Kardashian III

    • Lady D says:

      What could he do if she did name her boy Robert? Does he actually have legal recourse to claim his name? Suppose he chooses to name his son Robert III anyway? It’s not like this family follows convention when it comes to naming children.

    • Olive says:

      her baby won’t have the Kardashian name anyway

  22. Beth says:

    She’s a tragic example of someone who takes the plastic surgery waaaay too far. That picture is painful and sad to look at. Khloe was never gorgeous, she was attractive, but now she looks like a melting candle. Those fake eyelashes look like spiders, and the silver eye contact lenses are creepy

  23. IMHO says:

    Between the contacts and fake eyelashes her poor eyes look like she’s in the midst of a raging sinus infection.
    There are no words for the lips.

    Assuming the flesh toned bodysuit is a Kanye thing.
    Something nice…I actually like the bodysuit with the blouse/wrap/jacket thing. The fabrics look quality and I don’t hate the color combo.

  24. Rachel in August says:

    Annnndddd … another new face, probably #167. More chin work and rhinoplasty. Don’t dare say anything though or she’ll call you a hater, lol. Ugh to this whole vapid, lying, greedy and fame-hungry family.

  25. PlaidSheets says:

    The difference between the candid and the photo-shopped version is stunning. I know the family pushes a certain “image”, but it has to damaging to one’s self image.

  26. Anastasia says:

    Colored contacts, fake lashes, fake lips, in-office procedures, fake hair, photoshop. Did she even want to look like herself? When her kid is older, they might wonder who this is.

    I also thought she was wearing wrist braces.

  27. HK9 says:

    I had to look at the photo credit twice for it to registered that this is Khloe. She looks NOTHING like herself and the change is not good. I hope she has a problem free pregnancy/delivery & a healthy baby but I hope she stops playing with her face. wow.

    • Ankhel says:

      Not gonna happen. If she knew when to stop, she would have done so before now. She has problems.

    • Nancy says:

      I say it all the time. She’s all about large and in charge, but’s she’s the most insecure. If you see pics of her as a kid, she was pudgy and had a very different nose than the ones that followed. She looked so different from her three blacked haired, dark eyed petite sisters and brother. Probably damaged her already fragile ego. Everybody says it, but when their kids start to grow up, they’re going to have their mother (and dad’s) original body parts. Like Mr. Potato Head.

  28. littlemissnaughty says:

    Her lips might be fake but this extreme look was most likely achieved by photoshop and makeup. You can see she overdraws them like crazy and even highlights her lips for that extra pouty effect.

  29. minx says:

    Oh, brother.

  30. rahrahroey says:

    Listen, I love a good filter. And i’m all for people doing what they want with their own bodies. But GOOD GOD that face is not even human. Khloe, stop. Please.

  31. JA says:

    Holy crap! That is quite a face…she actually paid a lot of money to look that bad:-/ OMG lets pray the baby looks like the father

    • Sarah says:

      Well the baby isn’t going to inherit the bad plastic surgery. Khloe had a cute face before that.

      • Patty says:

        She was never cute. She was just average maybe a bit below average. And there’s nothing wrong with that. Most of us are average. Her problem is she wanted to be considered pretty / beaitiful – which is how the media always described Kim and Kourtney….and now she just looks awful.

        They all need therapy, as do the men they are with. A whole lot of self hate going on; all those poor babies / kids. Yikes.

  32. The Original G says:

    Do you think that hair swoop is coming back? I loved my swoop in the day.

    • cdnkitty says:

      She looks like Carmen Diaz in ‘There’s Something about Mary’ from that scene. That’s all I can see.

  33. cindyp says:

    I just can’t with this ridiculous family. They’re a toxic waste site with all the chemicals, implants & who knows what they’ve injected in their bodies.

  34. Sarah says:

    What happened to her face?

  35. lobbit says:

    That thing she’s doing with her mouth area reminds me of Wanda from “In Living Color.” Not a great look for her. Hair is nice tho.

  36. Jenny says:

    Wow. I can’t believe how awful people can be. I think she looks absolutely beautiful. She looks radiant, she’s still looking fit at 29 weeks, she has beautiful eyes…

    Yeah, it’s obvious she’s had her lips done, and a few other procedures, but guess what: Her body, her choice. As women we need to EMPOWER each other, RESPECT one another, and LIFT each other up. Khloe is just living her life. If you don’t like her, move on and do something else. How does it serve you to pick someone apart – someone you don’t know – solely based on their appearance? Does it make you feel better about yourself? Does it make you feel superior to judge someone else? The world really needs more positivity right now – especially for us women. We are criticized at every turn for every little thing. It’s exhausting. Each one of us needs to examine our behaviour and decide whether we want to be someone who makes a positive impact, or a negative one. Damn y’all. Please choose the former.

    • psl says:

      Please. Save your sympathy for someone who actually deserves it. This woman is vile.

    • Kitten says:

      You’re absolutely right, In fact, we should all be thanking Khloe for reminding us what NOT to do to our faces….very valuable contribution she’s made to womankind.

    • Anastasia says:

      Trust me: she does NOT want us ignoring her.

      Also? You’re on a site called CELEBITCHY, ok?

      • Nancy says:

        Lol….I think she’s trolling us a bit, right. Can’t be serious. Sister friend you are on Celebitchy. Love it or leave it!

      • magnoliarose says:

        Don’t make me dear Nancy you, Nancy. lol
        If there were ever a group that deserves the bitchy, it is them. I usually avoid them because I have nothing nice to say and I feel them slipping now that a bigger ridiculous show is taking place in DC complete with fakery, over the top plastic surgery and attention seeking with a healthy dose of sleaze, so they no longer serve a purpose. But this photo was so atrocious I couldn’t resist.

      • Nancy says:

        My sweet magnoliarose: I await your comments daily! Yeah these tricks deserve no mercy. The little one names her kid Stormi, precious, and now the big one does her diva imitation. Being home with my own baby on my own self proclaimed two year maternity leave…..lol….I’m having too much fun dissecting these freaks! Their sense of self-importance makes me laugh, which is good. Gotta tell you my double flowered friend, my twin sis has a flower name too, so add a hyphen and put Lily there! I wasn’t blessed with a flower name, but it does start with L.

  37. Pandy says:

    Wow, the difference between the pap (airport?) picture and the photo shoot pic is startling. Amazing what 20 lbs of fake tan, bronze, fillers, hair spray, eye lash extensions etc etc etc can do for a person. How can you look at yourself when you take it off though?

  38. Wow says:

    What happened to her face?!?! I saw the thumbnail pic and the first thing I thought was “Who the heck is that”? I though maybe it was the wrong picture with the title. Wow. There was nothing wrong with her original face, or her original body, in my opinion. I wonder if she regrets doing any of whatever she has done to her face?

  39. Jordan says:

    Someone went CRAZY with the sharpen and blur tool on her face, in photoshop. It’s the perfect example of what your profile picture is versus what you really look like. Insanely different.

  40. Wow says:

    What happened to her face?!?! I saw the thumbnail pic and the first thing I thought was “Who the heck is that”? I though maybe it was the wrong picture with the title. Wow. There was nothing wrong with her original face, or her original body, in my opinion. I wonder if she regrets doing any of whatever she has done to her face?

    I don’t mean to “face shame” but I am.

  41. Nello says:

    Her lips look like one of those baby dolls that come with bottles you stick in their mouths.

  42. Jayna says:

    Wow – in a really bad way. Sad, so sad.

  43. psl says:

    I cannot believe how many of you actually believe she is pregnant.

    • Olive says:

      just like beyonce and kylie before her, right?

      stop with the conspiracies.

      • psl says:

        I never doubted Kylie was pregnant.
        I do believe Beyonce did not carry Blue Ivy.
        Khloe has been the same size for months now. There has been no weight gain in her face other than her stupid lips. There has hardly been any weight gain anywhere. This is someone who has struggled with her weight her entire life, yet NOW, there is none? And don’t even start with her life changes and working out, when we all know it is surgery and lipo. Kourtney is the only one in that family who exercises. Khloe poses with weights.

        I also will never believe Kim was robbed.
        These are people that lie about everything.

        Khloe is not pregnant. They’ll be an arrival of a baby, but this liar is NOT pregnant,

    • Jordan says:

      Diiiiiish ☕️

    • magnoliarose says:

      It wouldn’t surprise me if it were a lie.

    • jwoolman says:

      PSL – I believe Kim was robbed and that it was traumatic for her, because 1) the Paris police wouldn’t fake it for her and 2) her behavior changed afterward.

      Now about the details – well, she’s a pathological liar, so we’ll never really know what was true and what was not, but definitely something happened that scared her.

      • Svea says:

        Yes. And Kanye really did freak out. Think the stress of it and its effect on their relationship did contribute to his meltdown.

  44. Lisa says:

    Creepy as hell.

  45. stelly says:

    She looks like a totally different person in the Instagram shot. Wow.

  46. Kelly C says:

    Batten down the hatches. You know with all the attention on Kylie, the baby, and how much money she makes it’s only going to the other K’s that much more thirsty and desperate.

    • Carrie1 says:

      Broke my heart for Kylie that they excluded her from the holiday family photos. For Rob too. This family is so abusive, I can’t bear them.

      • jwoolman says:

        Kylie may have excluded herself from the holiday picture. I was surprised that she showed up for that strange ad (was it Calvin Klein?) – she made sure to hide most of herself. She really didn’t want to be dragged into Kardashian drama while pregnant.

  47. ann carter says:

    LaToya Jackson.

  48. Amy Tennant says:

    poor Khloe. She looks like the Angelina Jolie fish in Shark Tale.

  49. matahari says:

    She looks legitimately scary

  50. Mar says:

    What on Earth is that picture? Is that supposed to look like a human?

  51. caty says:

    She looks absolutely ridiculous in that pic.

  52. Berry says:

    Those lips look painful. Contrary to what Khloe must think, this “look” isn’t sexy. She looks like she just walked out of an opium den.

  53. mela says:

    her lips are DISGUSTING! all of them have mutilated their bodies so badly!

    they should seriously conduct a psychological case study on these women to find out why the heck they ALL mutilated their bodies to such extremes.

    the only one that didn’t was kourtney but she is a hot mess in other ways

  54. Patty says:

    She looks gross. I can’t think of another word to describe her. Ew. They have some serious self hate / body issues. Yikes.

  55. Tallia says:

    Oh, honey. Bless.

  56. Burdzeyeview says:

    She’s morphing into Kim ….as if one isn’t enough…

    • Rachel in August says:

      One Kardashian is too much, never mind all the others. And they’re, ahem, breeding like rabbits.

  57. Happy21 says:

    Oh man. That is not a good look. She looks like a pregnant blow up doll. I suppose some men are into that but…eek!

  58. The Original Mia says:

    That’s Khloe?! Oh my!

  59. Cupcake says:

    She looks like an alien.

  60. Ozogirl says:

    Why does she do that to her lips?? She looks like a blow up doll! Her natural lips were already plump, no need for extra makeup to make them bigger.

  61. KicktheSticks says:

    Holy crap, she’s unrecognizable. You all need to look up a Youtube chick named Nikki French. Khloe has literally turned into a spitting image of her. Those lips… yikes.

  62. Suzanne says:

    Again…tremendous amount of posts on here. Khloe looks really weird in that 29 wk photo. Her mouth looks so distorted…like a blow fish. Looks terrible. Why do these girls all distort themselves…to look like one another. One does a procedure….then the sisters do it too. Sick!

  63. Suzanne says:

    Fake hair, fake lips, fake lashes, fake tan, fake nails, fake boobs, fake ass and fake life. Pityful.

    • mela says:

      If they took all those fake things away, would they still feel beautiful?

      If I wore such a mask all the time, how would I know people loved and were physically attracted to the real me if I’m covering it all up with this fake stuff? you know? Maybe I’m a tom boy, but I don’t get it.

  64. wood dragon says:

    She doesn’t even look like a human being anymore , but like some weird, warped concept of what a woman is supposed to look like.

  65. Shannon says:

    People tend to think first pregnancies go long, and maybe they do in general. But I (first pregnancy for my mom) was early and so was my first son. The joke in my family is that our kids just can’t wait to meet us (haha we’re so funny lol). But omg Khloe looks so, so bad and fake. Weird that she used to be my favorite. I know it’s up to them to do what they want with their bodies and faces but omg, they all looked fine to start with! Sad that they felt the need. Kourtney is the only one who looks like her original self.

    • naomipaige says:

      What is scary is that young girls look up to them. Come on, what kind of role models are these people? WTF?

  66. Icantremembermyusername says:

    She really needs to keep her lips closed.

  67. I’m With The Band says:

    Here in Australia, we’d call them “cashed up bogans”.

  68. LittlefishMom says:

    It’s just insane how her Instagram picture looks and then you see that photo of her in the airport. It’s like two different people. ????

  69. Anare says:

    The whole area around her mouth is swollen. WTF? Is she happy with that look? 😙

  70. Tessa says:

    Channeling the orange Bigly with the fake tan

  71. Meggers says:

    Beyoncé cosplay.

  72. Beer&Crumpets says:

    Dear god, that Instagram picture is dreadful. Tired Pregnant Airport Kardashian looks like a person, at least, not like some…. pregnancy demon straight out of a nightmare.

    Is it me? I mean… maybe I’m too old to appreciate the new standards of beauty? Because holy SHIT, y’all, I DO NOT LIKE.

  73. hogtowngooner says:

    I can’t imagine having those talons for nails and changing a baby’s diaper. But I suspect she won’t be changing any herself anyway…

  74. Kim says:

    This entire family seems to be affected by body dysmorphia. It really creeps me out.

  75. Tashiro says:

    She looks absolutely dreadful.