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		<title>By: scooch</title>
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		<dc:creator>scooch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If these things are true, Shia has a lot of indication of an MK-Ultra mind control victim (if you dont know about MK Ultra, do your homework first pls):
1 Child star prominent on Disney Channel
2 Involved w Spielberg on Indiana Jones
3 Transformers movies are made w cooperation from the Pentagon for equipment
4 Ex-military father, also physically abusive at the least
5 Mother&#039;s at-home sexual rituals?
6 Would marry his mother and all
All combined, very suspicious. Most victims have split personality issues to deal with past traumatic incidents.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If these things are true, Shia has a lot of indication of an MK-Ultra mind control victim (if you dont know about MK Ultra, do your homework first pls):<br />
1 Child star prominent on Disney Channel<br />
2 Involved w Spielberg on Indiana Jones<br />
3 Transformers movies are made w cooperation from the Pentagon for equipment<br />
4 Ex-military father, also physically abusive at the least<br />
5 Mother&#8217;s at-home sexual rituals?<br />
6 Would marry his mother and all<br />
All combined, very suspicious. Most victims have split personality issues to deal with past traumatic incidents.
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		<title>By: fizXgirl314</title>
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		<dc:creator>fizXgirl314</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lol, the enthusiasm and total abdication with which you announced that made me chuckle...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lol, the enthusiasm and total abdication with which you announced that made me chuckle&#8230;
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		<title>By: Eden</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sorry, I love him.  I can&#039;t help myself!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, I love him.  I can&#8217;t help myself!!!!
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		<title>By: dubdub2000</title>
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		<dc:creator>dubdub2000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oooh boy, someone is going to have a breakdown very soon is he doesnt chill the f down for a minute. Reading his last bunch of interviews and such you can feel that all the responsibility of looking after his wayward parents since he was like 10 and having to shoulder the responsibility of those 200 million dollar blockbusters + nearly loosing a limb and just having to deal with his own deamons is really starting to take a toll on him, which is understandable but a bit sad too, I&#039;m quite convinced that he&#039;s a good kid, otherwise he would have ditched his troublesome folks and gone Lindsey Lohan on us a long time ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oooh boy, someone is going to have a breakdown very soon is he doesnt chill the f down for a minute. Reading his last bunch of interviews and such you can feel that all the responsibility of looking after his wayward parents since he was like 10 and having to shoulder the responsibility of those 200 million dollar blockbusters + nearly loosing a limb and just having to deal with his own deamons is really starting to take a toll on him, which is understandable but a bit sad too, I&#8217;m quite convinced that he&#8217;s a good kid, otherwise he would have ditched his troublesome folks and gone Lindsey Lohan on us a long time ago.
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		<title>By: Iggles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iggles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story gets creepier. Already I lost most my attraction to him. If he keeps it up, he&#039;s gonna wind up the next Jude Law. For the record, Jude Law WAS hot, before nanny-gate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story gets creepier. Already I lost most my attraction to him. If he keeps it up, he&#8217;s gonna wind up the next Jude Law. For the record, Jude Law WAS hot, before nanny-gate.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ Ling

Borderline electra complex maybe?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ Ling</p>
<p>Borderline electra complex maybe?
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		<title>By: Ling</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ling</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, I think MY mom&#039;s sexy.

(Then again, I&#039;m a hetero girl, which makes that a little less potent. let me try again.)

I think my dad&#039;s very handsome.

(That&#039;s not the same, is it?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I think MY mom&#8217;s sexy.</p>
<p>(Then again, I&#8217;m a hetero girl, which makes that a little less potent. let me try again.)</p>
<p>I think my dad&#8217;s very handsome.</p>
<p>(That&#8217;s not the same, is it?)
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		<title>By: Zoe (The Other One)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe (The Other One)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Odd off-the-cuff comments aside I have the biggest crush on this boy lately. I would like to do terrible things to him. ROWR.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Odd off-the-cuff comments aside I have the biggest crush on this boy lately. I would like to do terrible things to him. ROWR.
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		<title>By: Feebee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Feebee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Okay, before he started talking about his mum in such terms we thought clearly he&#039;s not having sex with his mum.  Then he gets a little borderline in his quotes and while deep down we believe him, it doesn&#039;t sound so clear.  Time to stop talking.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Okay, before he started talking about his mum in such terms we thought clearly he&#8217;s not having sex with his mum.  Then he gets a little borderline in his quotes and while deep down we believe him, it doesn&#8217;t sound so clear.  Time to stop talking.
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:52:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>shia? ok, stop talking about sex with your mother, even jokingly. it is icky.  ears all over america will thank you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>shia? ok, stop talking about sex with your mother, even jokingly. it is icky.  ears all over america will thank you.
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