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	<title>Comments on: Lily Allen tweeted that Paris Hilton stole her blackberry</title>
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 03:35:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t pat yourself on the back, to think you have people figured out. You don&#039;t! Paris Hilton is dumber than a bag of hammers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t pat yourself on the back, to think you have people figured out. You don&#8217;t! Paris Hilton is dumber than a bag of hammers.
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		<title>By: loldongs</title>
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		<dc:creator>loldongs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.&quot;

As the old saying goes: Never confuse intelligence with low animal cunning.

I can easily believe that Paris Hilton has a very pathological side to her as well as being stupid.

In fact from my experience, it&#039;s usually the less intelligent who possess that heightened appetency toward a petty, spiteful, pathological mindset.

It has a lot to do with how they manage feelings of inadequacy and their own insecurities.

As another saying goes: So much emotion, so little brain to contain it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.&#8221;</p>
<p>As the old saying goes: Never confuse intelligence with low animal cunning.</p>
<p>I can easily believe that Paris Hilton has a very pathological side to her as well as being stupid.</p>
<p>In fact from my experience, it&#8217;s usually the less intelligent who possess that heightened appetency toward a petty, spiteful, pathological mindset.</p>
<p>It has a lot to do with how they manage feelings of inadequacy and their own insecurities.</p>
<p>As another saying goes: So much emotion, so little brain to contain it.
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		<title>By: Lohantastic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lohantastic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;can’t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!&quot; 

Uh, I have a better idea. Two go in, neither come out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;can’t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!&#8221; </p>
<p>Uh, I have a better idea. Two go in, neither come out.
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		<title>By: Zoe (The Other One)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe (The Other One)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:54:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>With them elasticated plastic bags to go over my shoes and everything?

I need a safe word in case I have to get pulled out of there in an emergency situation...like if she tries to make eye contact with me...shudder...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With them elasticated plastic bags to go over my shoes and everything?</p>
<p>I need a safe word in case I have to get pulled out of there in an emergency situation&#8230;like if she tries to make eye contact with me&#8230;shudder&#8230;
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		<title>By: yeah, right!</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it&#039;s gotta be the full-on decontamination shower like they did in &quot;silkwood&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s gotta be the full-on decontamination shower like they did in &#8220;silkwood&#8221;.
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		<title>By: Zoe (The Other One)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe (The Other One)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, right! - I shall poke her with a long stick if you like? I&#039;ll wear rubber gloves and disinfect thoroughly afterwards.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, right! &#8211; I shall poke her with a long stick if you like? I&#8217;ll wear rubber gloves and disinfect thoroughly afterwards.
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		<title>By: yeah, right!</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Zoe, I&#039;d ask you to punch her for all of us, but I really don&#039;t want you to catch anything.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zoe, I&#8217;d ask you to punch her for all of us, but I really don&#8217;t want you to catch anything.
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		<title>By: Zoe (The Other One)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe (The Other One)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:44:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not EVER usually someone who sticks up for Paris but I don&#039;t think she&#039;s been out robbing blackberries as she&#039;s been here in Dubai since the 15th June and I know that for fact cos she&#039;s in the apartment upstairs!

As for Lil, she always looks so lovely.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not EVER usually someone who sticks up for Paris but I don&#8217;t think she&#8217;s been out robbing blackberries as she&#8217;s been here in Dubai since the 15th June and I know that for fact cos she&#8217;s in the apartment upstairs!</p>
<p>As for Lil, she always looks so lovely.
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>can&#039;t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can&#8217;t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!
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		<title>By: yeah, right!</title>
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		<dc:creator>yeah, right!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Paris is also a mean, vengeful, spiteful bitch. Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.&quot;

and see, your doubting is correct.  she&#039;s NOT &quot;calculating&quot;, just mean, vengeful and spiteful.  

Calculating would require that she does crap like this AND gets away with it.  

the woman is pushing 30 and she STILL acts like a middle-schooler.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Paris is also a mean, vengeful, spiteful bitch. Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.&#8221;</p>
<p>and see, your doubting is correct.  she&#8217;s NOT &#8220;calculating&#8221;, just mean, vengeful and spiteful.  </p>
<p>Calculating would require that she does crap like this AND gets away with it.  </p>
<p>the woman is pushing 30 and she STILL acts like a middle-schooler.
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