Keith Richards apologized for joking that Mick Jagger needs a vasectomy

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Keith Richards is 74 years old. Do you realize he’s still on his first wife?? Sure, he had long-term relationships (and fathered children) with other women, but he’s been with Patti Hansen for something like forty years. When he’s not on the road, he lives a pretty quiet life with Patti, their kids and grandkids. But Keith has lived a lot of life, and so of course journalists want to interview him. Which is how Keith ended up on the cover of the WSJ. Magazine’s Men’s Style Issue. You know an interview is good when as soon as the interview drops, the subject of the profile has to issue a series of careful apologies. So why did Keith apologize? Because he said – correctly? – that Mick Jagger should probably consider getting a vasectomy, especially after Mick welcomed his eighth child in 2016, when Mick was 73. Some highlights from the WSJ. Magazine piece:

He still loves the Rolling Stones: “I think the band is sounding better than it ever has. Does it matter now? To us, it does. There’s a certain thing in this band, which I find really weird, is that they just want to do it. Some nights we’re better than others, of course, but all I know about this damn band is that they always want to make it better than the night before. And that’s one of the things that keeps us going. I actually wanted four or five more shows—it stopped just as we were peaking.”

His thoughts on the current crop of pop stars: Among the new stars, Ed Sheeran gets his passing approval. Taylor Swift? “Good luck, girl—wish her well while it lasts.” But Richards adds that no one should take his thoughts on these matters too seriously. “I’ve just been around too long to be picking the bones out of kids,” he says. “It wouldn’t be fair of me, and I’ve always been an opinionated bastard anyway. And I never did really like pop music—even when I became pop music, I was listening to the blues and jazz and not interested in the hits.” He does single out one younger performer from those who joined the Stones onstage during a U.S. tour a few years ago. “Lady Gaga’s good; she’s got real talent,” he says, comparing her to another recent favorite, Amy Winehouse. “Hey, if Tony Bennett likes her, how are you going to argue with Mr. Bennett?”

Patti goes on tour with the band: “It’s more time with the old lady. She’s always with me—‘I can’t let you out by yourself!’ I need all the support I can get, and the old lady is numero uno support.”

His style: “I think most of the reason that people think I have style is because I wear my old lady’s clothes. I’ve always done that—‘Oh, he’s so stylish!’ Patti and I wear the same size, so I take this one and this one.”

On Mick: “Mick’s a randy old bastard,” says Richards about his writing partner’s becoming a father for the eighth time just over a year ago, at age 73. “It’s time for the snip—you can’t be a father at that age. Those poor kids!”

His history of drama with Mick: “Mick and I would have spats anyway, no matter what I said in the book, and I left a lot out… Mick and I live off of this fire between us. It’s been up- and downhill, but if I’m talking about the Rolling Stones, there ain’t a frontman like Jagger. Don’t matter how many bones you want to pick out of him, he’s amazing to work with.

[From WSJ. Magazine]

The WSJ. Magazine is a great read and honestly, if I had just read this cold, I wouldn’t have blinked an eye at the vasectomy comment. But I guess someone was offended, because Keith did offer this apology:

I mean… again, Mick Jagger recently welcomed his EIGHTH child at the age of 73. With an ex-girlfriend. And he had to buy her a house to keep the whole thing above-board. Why is it so wrong that Keith Richards – a man who arguably knows Mick best – suggests that Mick should get a vasectomy? But sure, Keith apologized and I hope that’s the end of it. LMAO.

Also: Taylor Swift? “Good luck, girl—wish her well while it lasts.” HAHAHAHAHahaha. I can’t wait for the Snake Army to try to come for Keith.

The Rolling Stones attend a photocall

Cover courtesy of WSJ. Magazine, additional photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Kitty says:

    I’m not sure why someone would be offended by someone they don’t tell saying that their elderly friend should stop having babies…and I’m even more confused why Keith Richards would apologize.

    • Cherry says:

      Exactly. His comments are spot on, actually.

      “Mick’s a randy old bastard”: correct.
      “It’s time for the snip”: correct.
      “you can’t be a father at that age. Those poor kids!”: correct.

      • Brers says:

        Yup.
        It’d be pretty different if Mick was an different incredibly wealthy old man saying, you know, “Oh I just love kids, love having kids and they’ll be taken care of after I’m gone” or had, for example, a new young life partner that wanted his child to be connected to him. Sure, have a baby at 73 then if you find a willing partner. Your choice.

        But it’s a bit different here.
        Look at the last kid – the ballerina (I think?) wanted a baby, or a lifetime paycheck, or both. Mick clearly wanted neither. So it’s hardly out of line to suggest a man who keeps having unprotected sex and doesn’t want kids should get snipped.

    • AnnaKist says:

      Same here, Kitty. What’s wrong with KR saying MJ should get the snip? They’ve been bandmates, friends, enemies, frenemies… for ever. They are in their MID-70s for sh!t’s sake. If anyone other than Jagger was offended, the phrase, “mind your own business and move on” comes to mind. If Jagger himself was offended, it won’t kill him, and he needs to stop being a bloody princess, and take Richards’ advice. I’m a tad disappointed that Keef apologised instead of laughing about it.

    • bluhare says:

      I agree. He’s right.

    • lightpurple says:

      They’re touring. They have to get along. Charlie probably asked him to apologize if Mick was upset. Keith will do anything Charlie asks. People really shouldn’t comment on co-worker’s life choices, especially not in the WSj.

    • Sabrine says:

      I don’t think the comment was out of line. It was painfully true in fact and those children are going to grow up without a father for very long. Perhaps the elderly father didn’t want to be reminded of that.

  2. Jamie42 says:

    He’s right about Mick. I was astonished to realize that Keith had been married to the same woman for so long, And in all fairness, the other children Keith has were born before his marriage to Patti Hansen.

    • lightpurple says:

      And the other three, one died very young, were all with Anita, who he was with for ages too. When she died last year, Anita was living at one of his homes.

      Marianne Faithfull has said that he put her name on several Stones songs that ensured that she would collect royalties and would have income when her relationship with Jagger ended.

    • Jessica says:

      He’s a serial monogamist. Read his book.

    • Lizzie says:

      his book is fascinating and he seems to actually be a one woman man. charlie watts, the stones drummer, is famously the only faithful man in showbiz. never cheated once. not even at the height of the stones fame.

      • Tiffany says:

        When Charlie had cancer a few years ago, my first thought was if his leaves this Earth, the Stones are done and would probably never speak again. He is the glue of that group.

    • Milla says:

      Keith is a softy. He is soul of the band and his pr stuns are just that.
      I’m sure he locest Mick, more than anyone other than his family, but Mick is an idiot. He’s dating girls who are close to age of his grandkids…grosssss.
      Now I’m gonna re-read Keith’s book.

  3. Jussie says:

    That burn on Swift is delightful.

    I can see why he apologised for the vasectomy comments. He didn’t just say Mick should have one, he basically said Mick is incapable of parenting his younger kids and that they’ll be damaged because of it. Bit far.

    • Kitty says:

      It might be a bit far but it’s true. Why keep having kids if you are just going to throw money at the mother and move on.

      • Jussie says:

        Well, I mean, that’s not an age issue. Plenty of young men do that. Mick did that in his youth too.

        Keith was a raging junkie for some of his children’s childhoods. One of his children was smoking pot at 4, and was responsible for clearing away Keith’s drugs and distracting the police on the road. It’s honestly a travesty that his children with Anita weren’t taken into care. So he’s really not in a position to throw any stones as far as anyone else’s parenting.

      • AnnaKist says:

        I was wondering about that, Kitty. Remember a few years ago when Jagger was having Jerry Hall turfed out of the home she’d raised (some of) their children in? It seemed at the time that she was under the impression the house was owned jointly, and she had a 50% claim on it, to be sorted in a property settlement. But, no… Then she married Rupert Murdoch. (Result!) I wonder if the house he bought for his last child and the mother, is also never going to be hers or the child’s. I think that Jagger is not only a randy bastard, but a stingy bastard as well.

      • Ange says:

        Mick is a notoriously stingy bastard, it’s pretty well known. There was a rumour going around a while ago that he even used to try and negotiate down the price of prostitutes while on the road.

    • namesake says:

      She may be insufferable but he called her “flavor of the month”. She has been in the industry for more than 12 years and har net worth is bigger than Keith Richards. Name bigger female singers in the last decade than Beyonce, Rihanna and Taylor.

      I’m okay with his comments on Jagger!

      • Josie says:

        Adele, Amy Winehouse…how about female artists who have longevity? Madonna, Tina Turner etc

        Big sales don’t mean exceptional talent either (eg Vanilla Ice)

      • anika says:

        Sure but “flavor of the month” – she’s had success for more than 10 years.

      • Lightpurple says:

        He’s been in the industry for over 50 years & they still sell out stadiums. To him, 12 years probably does seem like a month.

      • Eleonor says:

        Ten years? Twelve years? This man was writing songs even before Swifty’s parents could walk.
        He is a living legend.
        He is Rock’n’ Roll.
        Taylor Swift should be grateful he even knows she exists.

    • lightpurple says:

      And you don’t make public comments on the personal life of a co-worker.

    • littlemissnaughty says:

      He does tend to treat the mothers horribly though. It’s not like he’s known to be a present, loving dad or anything.

      I see nothing wrong with what Richards said. We’re all thinking it.

  4. Liberty says:

    I read a few days ago they are in plans for a UK tour that would happen 5 years from now. Repeat: 5 years from now. (Per Metro News) I rather love the balls of that. And that he wears her clothes, and wears them well.

  5. Tan says:

    Get a vasectomy is something Keith would and should tell Mick in person, but puttimg it out on the mgazine interview makes his opinion public. My point is they are still somewhat friends and you don’t criticise life choices of friends on a public platform.

    Then again one is 74 and other is 73 and neither of them need to really watch what they are saying. My grandmother is 81 and since last 2/3 years she has let go of all filters and gives her opinion on matters clearly and openly no matter who gets offended.

    • Beth says:

      Some of my friends in their 70’s and 80’s are the most unfiltered funny people, and I love them for it. They’ve lived a long time and they now see no reason to hold their opinions, naughty language, or sense of humor back anymore, no matter what others think.

  6. Margo S. says:

    I don’t think he should have apologized at all! That is terrible for that kid! He’s going to be like 8 and his dad will have already passed away. He will never know grandparents on that side. The whole thing is friggin sad. Good on Keith for saying that! I’m sorry but a dad at 73?! That’s effing gross.

    • Sophia's Side eye says:

      And an accidental dad at 73, at that! He maybe shouldn’t have said it publicly, but that very irresponsible no matter who is doing it.

  7. smcollins says:

    Hey, when you’re right you’re right. Keith knows Mick better than anyone and his point was pretty valid. TRS is one of my all-time favorite bands, I still listen to their music (the classics mostly but also the more modern stuff) on the regular. It’s going to be a dark, sad day when Keith leaves this world.

  8. lisa says:

    mick needed a vasectomy a really long time ago

  9. Talita says:

    I was born in the 80’s when my parents were 42 and 44. I’m sure people handle things differently, but I really don’t recommend.

    • Brers says:

      I’ve got friends who are in their early forties and recently decided to have a third, as their first two were born when the couple was quite young and broke and etc.
      I know Mick isn’t exactly changing any diapers but my friends said it’s insane how much more difficult doing this is now – as stressed as they were the first time, as tight as money was, etc., sleepless nights and midnight feeds don’t exactly get easier the older you are, even when you’re financially comfortable and much more chilled about everything.

    • drea says:

      Early 40’s is not too old to have a baby. So your parents are early 60’s when you are early 20’s? Big deal. If they are healthy and in decent shape when they are “old” at 62, there is no issue. My parents were older when they had me, age was never an issue with them.

      • K-Peace says:

        Thank you! I’m 41 and almost 4 months pregnant with my second child. (It wasn’t planned but we are extremely happy.) Some of these comments were making me really sad, and worried.

    • Una says:

      It must be hard to run after a 5 year old when you are around 50. In fact that might be my biggest nightmare. Actually my biggest nightmare would be being pregnant when I am 50. It really is not for everyone.

      • Anastasia says:

        Thank you! I’m 47 and my only child is 23. SHE’S old enough to be a mother. I could not even imagine going through pregnancy, labor and delivery, then taking care of a baby/toddler/preschooler, much less a teenager when I’m 60! I had enough of those teen years! LOL

    • oh-dear says:

      I have a few friends who have the same experience with older parents – @Talita. They have been pretty open about their resentment and difficulty losing parents young and not having them present for the big events in their lives. My husband just lost his mom at 40 and he’s had to deal with a lot of her care, finances and legal work. He and our kids wish they had been around to play with our kids, watch them grow and so on.
      Of course, this isn’t everyone’s experience, but it is definitely a representation of some experiences. That being said, Jagger wouldn’t be involved with these kids whether he was 30 or 73.

      • Scarlett says:

        I wonder if they resented the inheritance though ? Before you all pile on me there are pros and cons for having kids at a young age and at the other end of the spectrum. My mother had me “young” and forever resented how I ruined her life, she made it quite clear that she felt destined to a better life than a mother of two before she was twenty.

  10. Beth says:

    I see no reason for Richards to apologize. If Mick doesn’t want a vasectomy, he should use protection. If he keeps making babies, he’ll have to leave the nursing home for a day to see graduations, and won’t be around to see his kids grow up. Mick needs to be more responsible

  11. Alix says:

    Keith’s comments about Mick seemed like they were said in a lighthearted, joking manner, nothing serious. I hope the apology’s a joke — this dude hasn’t had a fuck to give in eons, why start now? (If the apology IS serious, it only goes to show that Mick has a stick up his backside.)

  12. jferber says:

    After Keith’s son with Anita died of crib death (I read he may have had pneumonia), Keith’s mother said it was ridiculous and took the second child, a five year old girl, to live with her on what I think was a permanent basis. So yeah, he and Anita were junkies for probably all of their kids’ childhoods. He left Anita when she was 40 and fat and found love with 23 year old Patti, a Ford model. So yes, exemplary, Keith.

  13. HK9 says:

    Keith-my man! He doesn’t need to apologize for telling the truth. 🙂

  14. Theodora says:

    Keith was obviously joking.

    However, I think that commenting on other people reproductive and sexual legal choices by telling them what to do with their bodies, at any age, is in bad taste. Her body, her choice and equally his body, his choice.

    For those people concerned about Jagger’s children not seeing their father while growing up, well, some (a lot) of children will never see one or both their parents for various reasons: some mothers choose to have kids without a father in their life, some children remain orphans, etc. If Mick Jagger is irresponsible by fathering children at his age then, by the same logic, mothers who are single by choice are even more irresponsible, because those children will never know and meet their fathers. But I don’t follow this logic according to whom, for example, people with an incurable or life-threatening illness should never have children, because those children live with the permanent possibility of losing their parents.

  15. bellebottomblues says:

    Off topic, but reading what he wrote about Mick’s and his relationship over the years made me think of another band and their lead guitarist and frontman.
    Sure wish EVH and David Lee Roth had been able to put their egos aside and work together longer. Roth is no Jagger, but he was talented, wrote, sang, danced, a great frontman.
    Who really knows what when on back then. What ifs lol

    • Aren says:

      Yes, David Lee Roth was quite spectacular. But I think the problem was David thought he was bigger than Van Halen.
      Few are bigger than Eddie, you don’t get into an ego fight with somebody who did the Beat it! intro! 🙂
      They seem to be working together now again, but yes, the story could’ve been very different if they had remained together.

    • Sophia's Side eye says:

      I loved Van Halen when I was in high school. Was so bummed when they broke up. Never warmed up to Hagar, yuck.

  16. Tig says:

    At this point, Keith and Mick’s relationship is their longest lived one! And didn’t he also apologize to Mick for some comment he made in his book years ago? This is just more of the same.

  17. Svea says:

    Whhhhhy hasn’t MJ been called out for his very long history of sex addiction and the behaviors that go with it?

  18. Sansa says:

    Keith apparently pulled a knife on Donald Trump back in the day so that’s all I have to add.,

  19. Reece says:

    He’s not wrong.

  20. Pandy says:

    Yeah, I think he was just taking the p*ss out of Keith too. Not that he’s wrong.

  21. HeyThere! says:

    Could you imagine if a 73 year old woman carried a child and gave birth?!?!? The level of crap she would(rightful in my opinion) get?!?!?! I don’t think an apology was in order.

  22. Suzanne says:

    Keith only said what we’ve all been thinking!

  23. Bliss 51 says:

    The first time I saw the Rolling Stones was on the Ed Sullivan (who?) show. I thought they were scary looking. After the Beatles, there was a long line of cute wholesome looking British rockers. Then the Rolling Stones came on the Sullivan show w/ Mick in a sweatshirt. I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!

  24. sean says:

    I expect my friends to tell me when I go too far. Or do stupid shit. And will do the same for them. Keith is correct. He might have been wrong to say so in public. If he had called Mick and said it, that would have been fine.

  25. Senic says:

    Taylor performed a duet with Mick and the Rollingstones at their tour stop at the United Center in Chicago in June 2013.

    Mick then returned the favor and was a special guest of Taylors at the Nashville stop of the 1989 tour in September 2015. Both performances are on YouTube, look them up.

    Mick praised her and Keith sure didn’t look like he had a problem with her performing at their Chicago stop. You think Keith is sour that Taylor only invited Mick to perform with her? Could be, there is a reason he’s suddenly salt.

    12 years doing anything is a very long time and hardly a rookie even for an 80 year old.

  26. A Fan says:

    Since he said he offered an apology to Mick in person, it sounds like it was Mick who was offended.

    [*Sensitive old bugger.*]

  27. Hazel says:

    They are the coolest old dudes around.