When Tiffany Haddish first met Beyonce and Jay-Z last year, she did so without signing a non-disclosure agreement. I have no idea if Beyonce makes every single person sign an NDA or if she simply expects the people in her orbit to have enough sense to NOT share details about her life. I think it’s probably a bit of both – if you’re around her for a while, you’ve probably signed an NDA, but if you just meet her at a party, she’s not going to whip out an NDA for you to sign before she speaks to you, and you better have enough sense to STFU about her afterwards. So, Tiffany was free to discuss the face-biting at the time… but in the weeks since Tiffany opened up her mouth about the Mystery Actress Who Bit Beyonce, I’m guessing Bey’s lawyer contacted Tiffany and was like “SIGN THIS.”
Unlike the mystery actress who chomped on Beyoncé, Tiffany Haddish is keeping her lips sealed. Despite being the one to reveal that an actress allegedly “on drugs” bit the singer at a JAY-Z concert afterparty in December — a revelation that caused the internet to investigate #WhoBitBeyoncé — Haddish said during an Instagram Live session on Wednesday that she’s signed an NDA and will never be naming names.
“NDAs are real, so I’m not saying s— about nothing,” Haddish, 38, said, while getting her hair done. But before revealing her NDA, it appeared Haddish was ready to spill the beans.
“You wanna know who bit Beyoncé? I’m gonna just tell you all. And it’s the last time I’m talking about it, I ain’t going to say nothing else about it. Let me sip some of my tea,” Haddish said on her Instagram Live, sipping a glass of water. “I’m going to tell you who did it then I’m never talking about it again because really it’s done. People should be focusing on the real issues at hand, like did you do your taxes? Because taxes is due real soon. Can your children read and write? Have you been working with them on their reading and their writing? Is your house clean? That’s what we need to be focusing on. But y’all wanna know, everybody’s going crazy about who bit Beyoncé. I’m going to tell you so this can all be done with.”
She then pulled the rug out from under her eager listeners.
“I’m going to tell you who bit Beyoncé: it was Stormy Daniels,” she joked, alluding to the headline-grabbing interview with the porn star detailing her alleged affair with Donald Trump back in 2006. “Pay attention to what’s really going on! That’s not real news — Who bit Beyoncé is not real news!”
To be fair, the “who bit Beyonce” controversy was REAL NEWS to many people. The fake news is whatever is coming out of the Trump White House. Why is Stormy Daniels any more “real news” than trying to suss out who bit one of the biggest superstars in the world? All Stormy Daniels was talking about was how she banged a mobbed-up reality show loser. Anyway, Tiffany clearly signed the NDA and that’s all there is to it. Maybe we’ll never know if the Mystery Biter was for-sure Sanaa Lathan.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
The plot thickens.
Makes me think did someone actually bite her at all.
I wonder if it was Bey’s or Sanaa’s people who had her sign an NDA. Hm.
I wish I could put Tyra’s iconic “Be quiet Tiffany!” scene here.
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This is too good.
If she had sign a NDA before incident why would she bring up the topic ? Hmm someone got paid to shut up.
An audience member from one of her comedy shows said Tiffany told them story …the biter dated French Montana.
http://www.pulse.ng/entertainment/celebrities/pulse-list-the-very-hot-hollywood-women-french-montana-has-dated-id5172071.html
French Montana has dated Saana Lathan
Why bring up the topic then Tiff? Goodness, she needs tp chill and keep her mouth still about things that don’t concern her.
Dear Tiffany,
I feel like you suffer from imposters syndrome. That you are desperately trying to be it all before you are metaphorically kicked out of the party. Relax. You deserve to be at that party, they are lucky to have you.
Now stop doing too much and for fux sakes stop talking about what happened at a private event. You should know now that these are no longer just characters on your TV screen, they are human beings. Shut it.
This. This. This. She is her own worst enemy right now. Shut up and enjoy the company you belong in.
Yes. She’s gonna wear out her welcome really fast.
That’s exactly what i posted when this biting story erupted.
Tiffany is acting more like a fan (or rather a stan) who snuck into an A+++ party and cannot believe their luck. A stan who would be snapping pics and live streaming on Facebook. She’s not acting like someone who belongs.
Because when these people hang among themselves they let their guard down and chill. They have their code among each other.
Mind you the gossip is fun for us but i cannot imagine many private party invitations heading her way unless they make her sign a NDA at the entrance.
Unless she needed cosmetic surgery, this is a non story. Yawn.
This chick is starting to get annoying fast.
Also People Magazine need to shut the f…k up trying to compare Stormy Daniels case with this non news/publicity stunt. At least Daniels case is causing some legal ratification for an Orange Cheeto destroying this county.
I totally agree with Tiffany that Stormy Daniels is bigger news. Stormy Daniels is not just about boning a reality tv loser – it’s about threats, intimidation, and manipulation by the sitting president of the United States who is tasked with enforcing the country’s laws. That the highest ranking law enforcement officer in the country is using his power to silence a citizen is important news. But I still wanna know who but Beyoncé.
Why does one sign an NDA after the fact?
Money
Dear Tiffany,
First rule of Fight Club, uh I mean, Beyoncé is don’t speak about Beyonce 😂😂
“Beyonce is don’t speak about Beyonce”
Lol. I know this is prob a typo or ESL sitch…no judgement.
I’m just laughing because this is what happens to me when I get mad. I get super flustered and stumble all over my words like Tami Roman on Real World LA – IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY!
There was nothing wrong with that sentence though if you read the whole thing.
@SweetDee, thanks. Clearly missed the “Fight Club” line reference… Didn’t realize the grammar police was on here as well…..