I just realized that we haven’t talked about Jessica Simpson YET in 2018. Allow me to make up for that gossip disaster! Here are some photos of Jessica out and about in New York on Tuesday. Yes, these are really photos of Jessica this week. These photos are unaltered. You can’t even say that Jessica just got drunk and threw a coat over a negligee and called it a day – she was clearly proud of this Gucci ensemble and she previewed it on Twitter:
Day To Night #GUCCI pic.twitter.com/rRuKeBdvfT
— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) April 24, 2018
Even if she had Bella Hadid’s figure, this ensemble would be pretty bad. Because it really is just a negligee and a fug coat and hooker boots. But obviously, these photos are making people ask, “so, is she pregnant again?” Jessica actually shut down speculation about having a third child last year, saying she was done having babies and she got an IUD. That was after Ace Knute was a little bit of a “surprise” pregnancy just a few months after giving birth to Maxwell Drew. Anyway, Ace turns 5 years old in June, and Jessica recently told Entertainment Tonight that she does have a case of “baby fever” and that she and Eric Johnson are “always practicing” to have a third. So… there. I think she’s already knocked up. She’s only 37, by the way.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid.
Oh my… the lining of the coat matches the negligee. Those are MEANT to go together. I just thought she had bad style.
Right? But, they match! (LOL) like farts and tuna…or was it chicken? Some pseudo celebrities should just stay gone, she is one of them. Gossip has been yummier without her farty, classless butt…i think this should had been a story relegated to the “fetured links” section. Why waste valuable blog space on this obviously thirsty D lister???
Oh FFS you’re right. How awful and please make it stop.
Jess and Brittany share the same affinity for dressing like they’re still 22 and that it’s still 2001.
I just crave dressing up. I live in hippier than thouLand and people-laugh out loud- no shame! Over my high heels. To me she looks happy but I’m deprived and could throw her a parade!!
I think the only negligee outfit I liked was Britney’s in her Everytime music video. She looked smoking hot!
Third picture, I saw it and just shook my head. Oh, my indeed. It is totally a 2001 flashback haha
exactly my thought.
The hat with the sunglasses with the dress, hahahahahahaha!!
Streetwalker-style? Donna Summer throwback to disconnect era? Bad girls?
What’s withe the shapewear?
Aww, she’s tryna be sexy, you guys…!
I actually can’t believe she is 37. She seems so… not together for 37. I don’t know why I think that – other than the dumb husband and horrid fashion sense. She commands a mult-million dollar clothing/fragrance empire. She isn’t as dumb as she seems, and yet I don’t admire her. And yep, TOTALLY knocked up.
I don’t know anything about her husband. Why is he dumb?
Maybe dumb was the wrong adjective to describe her husband. He seems like a loser to me. He really got lucky when he married her
He’s a house husband, isn’t he? Unless he’s cheating on her or something he seems perfectly fine.
I know her husband from college. He is NOT dumb at all–anything but. though I do question his taste (she seems very sweet though).
Isn’t it her mum who is the brains behind the fashion empire? Totally agree with the no fashion taste though or to be nice I’ll just say her fashion taste is not my cup of tea.
I don’t have a strong opinion towards her stay at home husband. As long as he’s a caring father and husband it’s ok. If I could earn the most money I don’t mind having a stay home hubby. But of course he has to keep himself busy to avoid being uh….stagnant.
I think she’s pregnant.
Yes, her mother Tina is extremely involved in her fashion business. They are VERY involved for a license. But I have to say, it’s impressive how they run the business, so props to her and her team.
Jessica does not command a multi-million clothing/fragrance empire, Vince Cumato group owns the Empire, they licensed Jessica’s name and she gets a percentage of the sales.
Her name sells well, the products are a better quality than most celebrity named products.
This people. People keep thinking it’s her empire and she runs it or her family. No. It’s a licensing deal.
Am sure she thanks her lucky stars everyday for making that deal.
I have one of her hats. Didn’t know what brand it was when I bought it but it’s actually really nice, high quality. I was surprised one day when I was looking at the label, it is much better than many celeb brands. This outfit though, no matter what body I had would cause me much public embarrassment. Ghastly.
I don’t think she runs it … she lends her name to it, yes. Did you see that appearance on Ellen? Even Ellen was flabbergasted. I think Jessica was half in the bag for that one. But surely she knew she’d get some sort of attention with this?
I do have to say, if you want a fun pair of shoes to wear for a night out, her brand is pretty spot on. They are not super comfortable and a lot of times they’re made cheaply, but they are cute. She basically just copy is higher and brands, but that’s OK
I think her husband is smart and at one point was doing stuff – Yale grad, played in the NFL, retired and was planning to go to Wharton but deferred and finally opted out when they got together. A friend knows him, said he’s a nice guy, smokes a lot of pot. They seem happy.
He played tight end for the 9ers and Saints at one point. Not really a standout player but he was good enough to move the chains.
Now he’s a smart unmotivated person sucking up his wife’s money.
Is she pregnant?
Looks like a gravid belly to me. Like 5 or close to 6 mos., actually.
Pretty Woman meets 1960s Chelsea Girl meets…hm…early Amal? 🙂
Eh, I say, have fun while you can, girl, even if you sort of can’t.
I was going to say something along those lines, that hat those boots… styling inspiration Pretty Women Hooker Wear.
Cosplaying Vivian from Pretty Woman before the amazing shopping spree
Yeh, she looks pretty and young. This ensemble looks like hell on wheels but she DOES look pretty and young.
She’s Mariah Carey’s spirit animal.
They both used to look flawlessly gorgeous about 15 years ago. Were they ordered by court to be forbidden to use a proper stylist? Makes me wonder.
The 90’s called & they want their outfit back.
That outfitting…is…ASTOUNDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m not even gonna look at Jessica regarding this one…I AM LOOKING AT THE HAUS OF GUCCI!!!! FA WHY DOE?!?!?!?!?!
A lot of top fashion houses seem to have run out of ideas, frankly. Chanel & Gucci are 2 big offenders. They prob think this is “street style” and “youthful” but it looks like a 1st year community college fashion student’s final project.
An escort leaving a hotel would try to dress less conspicuously then this outfit.
Smokey you took the words right out of my mouth. Escort realizes that during the transaction she list her skirt.
Gucci?! More like Goochie.
Hahahaha!
Goochie Hoochie….😂😂
lol
OMG! Too funny!
She looks like coming from or directly going to the Playboy mansion.
She sure looks pregnant… You could see the outline of her bump
She has a bit of a belly, but that doesn’t mean she’s pregnant. My mother has had a noticeable outline like that for a long time, and she hasn’t given birth in over 35 years. Not everyones belly is flat
if i accidentally ingest dairy, my tummy bloats up and I look 4 months pregnant so I try not to speculate on women’s “bumps” because I wouldn’t want someone to speculate about mine when i’m dealing with bloat 🙁
If I eat peanut butter, I get my 5 month pregnant baby belly back immediately for a day or so, from the bloat.
1994 is calling and they want their look back.
Right? She must’ve watched “13 going on 30” and gotten the idea from it. With her body type she looks more like a “woke up like this” hooker meme…
She looks so different. I hardly recognized her.
That outfit needs to be burned. But yeah, that’s a pregnant lady.
She literally looks like she just rolled out of bed and imo she’s sporting a pretty sizable baby bump
What in the Sargeant Pepper’s Grandma hell?
Hahahahaha!
She and Britney have the worst style
I almost feel bad for her tacky, clueless self. She gets an (ugly, tasteless) Gucci outfit, previews it on Insta, goes out clearly feeling herself, only to be greeted by a rousing chorus of “Is she pregnant??” 😂
…better than cycling shorts & all other lycra stuff…its nice to see someone outside the k.klan circle…
It’s the hat that sends this ridiculous getup over the edge…
No, I think it’s the negligee with the hooker boots, lol.
The body shaming on this post far outweighs the tackiness of the outfit. If she had Bella’s figure? Is she pregnant? Outline of baby bump? Just wow.
Don’t forget “hooker boots”!
It looks like she’s about to go onstage at a, um, gentlemens club?
I have a nightie that bubbles awkwardly like that in the tummy area. But if she isn’t preggers, I’d ditch that outfit because it def gives that impression
She actually looks much less bloated than the last time she was pap’d in NYC which leads me to think she is pregnant (besides the bump)…she had to quit drinking.
I…
…like the coat?
I actually might like the coat with plain dark pants. This getup is a mess.
If you stuck a black turtleneck and skinny jeans on her, this outfit would work, IMO. Even with the hat and boots.
Yes.
Wow, what a mess…all the way around
Homage to Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman..
For someone with a successful “fashion” line, this woman has always had THE WORST taste.
Is it a dress or a nightie??
Just getting fat – again. Adding her yo-yo weight and dieting to her love of booze cannot be doing her well-being any good.
I love her, but not her style. She’s a sweetie pie tho.
The only comment I can come up with is…… why?
all this slut shaming, hooker boots, escort, gentlemen’s club. body shaming, is she pregnant, booze bloat, fat, sloppy. yet, we all claim to be feminists here and support other women. i’m all for gossiping about behaviour and actions not denigrating women because i don’t like them. anyone can critique fashion without using slut words. you can critique women without shaming their appearance. this is getting to be a nasty trend.
Hellooooo…cele–bitchy. When you get out and about today let us know if you come across an outfit as hideous as this. Can we not discuss anything negative? The outfit Jessica Simpson is wearing sucks ten bushels of lemons. Those are, indeed, boots that command certain designations (by the masses). Is she not covering her bodice with something akin to lingerie? It looks exactly like that to me. In fact, I’m struggling to locate something positive about her look. I like that crescent necklace. Maybe her bag. There.
as i said, i have no problem with the critiquing of her look. my problem is with how it’s done. there’s a huge difference between saying her outfit sucks and saying she looks like an escort wearing hooker boots. being bitchy is not a problem, it’s what you’re being bitchy about.
I hear ya. But the escort comments are the result of a general consensus of a sucky outfit and what it resembles. Jessica isn’t a hooker. But she allowed herself to look like one. Apparently. As several posts indicated. Lol
She looks good to me, if she going out for a night out, good on her.
She’s making the Jersey Real Housewives look like they have fashion sense. LOL
Ahhh! Gucci’s Pregnant Hooker line! I ❤️ it! 😛
That’s just not a good look.
She looks as absurd as she sounds (can’t stand the sound of her slurry, locked-jawed yodel).
I hope she takes a few minutes every day of her life to thank the universe for her good fortune because it’s impossible to fathom how a dumbass like this has achieved wealth and fame.
The hair is too much, the outfit is too much.. and she looks like she is expecting.
Hello Hooker Barber meets growing tummy Skipper.
My sister had a growing up Skipper doll when we were little & I had Disco Barbie, she reminds me of a combo of the two. Especially w/ that hair. Disco Barbie had crazy hair.
Definitely preggo.
Finally someone mentioned the hair, thank you Green Eyes. I know y’all are blinded by that Beefeater + Hooker ensemble so go back and check out her hair. Be sure to wear eye protection. It’s like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye. What is that color? Neon Clorox?
This outfit is ugly.
I can’t believe she did her hair and makeup and left the house wearing that outfit.
With all her $$ she really has zero style/taste.
I do like the purse.
Her hubby seems OK and I’m all in favor of house hubby or house wife if it works for you and you can afford it, why not? He is no K-Fed IMO.
She has the worst style I have ever seen. God awful.