- Britney is going to open the VMAs for sure. [DListed]
- Halle Berry working her baby bump [Bossip]
- The 11th Hour could be a bit more subtle [Pajiba]
- Maddox Jolie-Pitt goes to school [Celebslam]
- Jessica Simpson took over a patio at a party [yeeeah]
- Madonna with a granny sweater on [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hot or Not: Robin Tunney [Bastardly]
- Hilary Swank at the 25th anniversary of Calvin Klein underwear party [ICYDK]
- Hilary Duff performing in Montreal [Drunken Stepfather]
- Kate Moss’ New Man isn’t a Looker [Hollywood Rag]
- WTF is Sharon Stone wearing? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day [Agent Bedhead]
- Mary Kate Olsen doesn’t smile on purpose because she hates the paparazzi [The Blemish]
- Johnny Depp In Venice [CityRag]
- Celebrities at the Miss Sixty fashion show including Mischa Barton, Demi Moore, Clive Owen and Maggie Gyllenhaal [PopSugar]
- Jessica Simpson still needs a stylist [The Grumpiest]
- Debbie Harry was turned down for Playboy when she was young for being too skinny [CelebNewsWire]
- iPhone is now $200 cheaper [Evil Beet]
- Ludacris is giving out 50 18-karat gold specially engraved rings as invitations to his 30th birthday party [Gabsmash]
- Jenna Fischer and her husband split up [CelebWarship]
- Meagan Good in a see through top [IDLYITW]
- Shia LaBeouf smoking a cigarette [Glitterati]
- Helena Bonham Carter pregnant and fug as usual [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Kim Porter said she had to sneak out of the house when she left Diddy [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Now the tabs are talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie making up, as if all that shit about them breaking up were true. [popbytes]
- The new View member is comedianne Sherri Shepard [Socialite's Life]
- Nicole Richie at fashion week [Just Jared]
- Walter Cronkite might be back on TV at the age of 89. [Lifeline Live]
- Senator Craig once called Bill Clinton a “Naughty, Nasty Boy” I bet he was thinking all about that. [Best Week Ever]

RJ Matson, The St. Louis Post Dispatch, caglecartoons.com