Jennifer Lawrence is far from the only A-lister who openly enjoys sh-tty reality programming, although J-Law might be the most vocal. There are tons of A-list celebrities who admit to enjoying The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchises. And like J-Law, there are tons of celebrities who love the Bravo reality programming, from the Real Housewives to the spinoff shows, like Vanderpump Rules. Vanderpump Rules follows the comings and goings of the staff of SUR and Pump, the popular restaurants owned by Lisa Vanderpump and her husband. I would say that the show is trash, but I’ve honestly never sat down and watched more than a few minutes. I do know that Rihanna loves it and Jennifer Lawrence loves it too. They both worship Lisa Vanderpump. And as it turns out, January Jones is also a mega-fan. January is such a fan, she wanted to have her 40th birthday party at Pump. Only no one would call her back.

As a proud watcher of Vanderpump Rules, January has visited Lisa Vanderpump’s restaurants. The Mad Men alum even tried to have her 40th birthday bash at Pump earlier this year, but they totally rejected her — despite having an in with Bravo’s Andy Cohen. And, no, she didn’t stand for that.

“I had my 40th birthday this year and I called Pump to try to do my party there,” Jones, whose birthday was Jan. 5, tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “No one called me back.” So she stepped up her game. “My publicist called. My best friend called. We called and called and called and called,” she continues. “It was over the holidays, but still. No one responded.”

And it wasn’t a voicemail-into-the-abyss situation. She actually spoke to humans. “One time I called, I got a girl and she’s like: ‘We’ll call you back.’ Nothing. I called back again, no response.” She even texted Cohen, king of the Real Housewives, and got the general manager’s number, but “the guy wouldn’t call me back.”

Needless to say, a gal can’t wait forever. She had to move on. But she made sure they were aware that they made a mistake.

“Around New Year’s, I was going out to dinner and I said: ‘You know what, I’m going into Pump,’” she recalls with a laugh. “I walked in there and I was like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. I was like: ‘Tried to call ya. Guess what: I’m not having my birthday party here. Big mistake. Big. Huge.’” That got some attention for sure. “They were like, ‘What? I’m so sorry. OMG. We can arrange it.’ I said: ‘Too late. Already having it at a different venue.’ So I was like peeved at them,” she says.

After suggesting that maybe they should throw her an epic half birthday in July for free, Jones agreed that’d be a good idea. “Yes, they owe me,” she laughs. “So to answer your question, yes, I’ve been to Pump many times, and Sur, but way before [Vanderpump Rules started to air in 2013]. And, yeah, I tried to have a birthday party there.”

[From Yahoo]

Is this what Vanderpump Rules is like? If so, I would watch it. I would watch it if an entire season was devoted to Pump staffers ghosting January Jones, then being told off by January Jones, then trying to make it up to January Jones by giving her a free “half-birthday” party in July. I would watch the sh-t out of that. But I don’t think that’s what the show is? I’m pretty sure the show is mostly about how they’re moving a lot of “pasta” out of those restaurants.

Anyway, poor January. She’s probably not considered A-list anymore, but she’s a very solid B-list and if she wanted to have her birthday party at Pump, they should have called her back! I hate rude restaurant people.

Photos courtesy of WENN.