I’m in the process of trying to buy the picture of Britney’s latest crotch reveal, her first since her four separate crotch reveals (link NSFW, and there are three incidents shown there, but believe me there were four) late last year under the tutelage of Paris Hilton. It’s not that much different from her other crotch shots, and is distinguished by the fact that it came after the crappy performance seen ’round the world.

Crying and embarrassed after her piss poor VMA opener, which put the nail in the coffin of her dying emaciated career, a maybe-distraught but probably just numb Britney went out in Vegas with her brother Sunday night. She wore a somewhat short scoop-neck dress with black high heels, sunglasses and her weave pulled back. She did the old “I’m getting out of a car, I don’t know better” move, spreading her legs slightly to give the crouching paparazzi a clear view of her still hairless crotch. She was getting a bit more inventive lately, showing her ass by wearing shirts as dresses and crawling into the backseat of cars, but she relied on the tried and true for a quick pick-me-up.

Here are the other pictures from the series. In the one where you can see her vag, it’s completely bald and all flappy and looks pretty much the same as it did last year. She didn’t hike up her skirt enough to let us see her C-Section scar again, so at least she’s learning how to do it with a little more subtlety. Dignity, however, will always elude Britney.

Among the excuses for Britney’s poor performance include nerves, a corset that she decided not to wear at the last minute, and of course the speculation that she heard Sarah Silverman’s jokes at her expense ahead of time. The press ripped into her yesterday, with Whoopie Goldberg nailing it on The View with the comment that she was “like a bad stripper.”

She’s a one trick pony now, and couldn’t even put on a top for the most important performance of her life. She may as well just become a stripper or go into porn.That seems to be all she’s capable of or interested in now.

Thanks to WENN for these photos of Britney and her brother out to dinner. I’ll include the crotch reveal in another post later if we can afford it. You can see the watermarked version around the web.