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	<title>Comments on: Jude Law wears a fancy vest, will return to Broadway in &#8216;Hamlet&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 14:52:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hee-hee, me too!  :lol:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hee-hee, me too!  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Jazz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jazz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 12:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please keep Sienna away from him!
@gg, I&#039;ve got that song stuck in my head now!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please keep Sienna away from him!<br />
@gg, I&#8217;ve got that song stuck in my head now!
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		<title>By: TheatrePlaya</title>
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		<dc:creator>TheatrePlaya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 06:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw his Hamlet in London. He is awesome on stage, blows all the others away. Amazing, considering that the cast includes theatre heavyweights like Penelope Wilton and Kevin McNally.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw his Hamlet in London. He is awesome on stage, blows all the others away. Amazing, considering that the cast includes theatre heavyweights like Penelope Wilton and Kevin McNally.
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		<title>By: sheryl</title>
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		<dc:creator>sheryl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:31:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I forgot...hell no on the Jude/Sienna hookup (spits)...it ain&#039;t gonna happen, although her PR will conjure up something, especially if her play sucks.  That&#039;s how she gets her publicity, the stinkin&#039; tabloid drama her people create that has made her what she is.  Too bad actual talent can&#039;t do that for her.  Jude&#039;s waved goodbye to that mess.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I forgot&#8230;hell no on the Jude/Sienna hookup (spits)&#8230;it ain&#8217;t gonna happen, although her PR will conjure up something, especially if her play sucks.  That&#8217;s how she gets her publicity, the stinkin&#8217; tabloid drama her people create that has made her what she is.  Too bad actual talent can&#8217;t do that for her.  Jude&#8217;s waved goodbye to that mess.
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		<title>By: sheryl</title>
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		<dc:creator>sheryl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Cheater&quot;....LOL, every time I see that word, I picture kids on the playground calling each other &quot;cheater.&quot;  I don&#039;t know, it has that childish ring to it or something.  

&quot;Nanny&quot;....I&#039;d really hate to be a &quot;nanny&quot; because immediately upon becoming one, a person is evidently from that point on nameless...anonymous...apparently too insignificant in social status to be recognized as a real live person....just &quot;The Nanny&quot;...such a funny word, too.  I can&#039;t believe anyone still gives a shit about that.  

Most importantly, though, I&#039;m so dang excited that Jude/Hamlet are coming to NYC!  I&#039;ve been hoping for this news ever since it opened in London!  It&#039;s gotten loads of great buzz from people who&#039;ve seen it already.  I hope Jude makes stage door appearances in NYC like he does in London...*blows kisses at Jude*

Oh, and Jude...darling...you know I love you, but the vest...?  Come on, now!  Just take it off and let me run my fingers over your chest like I know you want me to!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Cheater&#8221;&#8230;.LOL, every time I see that word, I picture kids on the playground calling each other &#8220;cheater.&#8221;  I don&#8217;t know, it has that childish ring to it or something.  </p>
<p>&#8220;Nanny&#8221;&#8230;.I&#8217;d really hate to be a &#8220;nanny&#8221; because immediately upon becoming one, a person is evidently from that point on nameless&#8230;anonymous&#8230;apparently too insignificant in social status to be recognized as a real live person&#8230;.just &#8220;The Nanny&#8221;&#8230;such a funny word, too.  I can&#8217;t believe anyone still gives a shit about that.  </p>
<p>Most importantly, though, I&#8217;m so dang excited that Jude/Hamlet are coming to NYC!  I&#8217;ve been hoping for this news ever since it opened in London!  It&#8217;s gotten loads of great buzz from people who&#8217;ve seen it already.  I hope Jude makes stage door appearances in NYC like he does in London&#8230;*blows kisses at Jude*</p>
<p>Oh, and Jude&#8230;darling&#8230;you know I love you, but the vest&#8230;?  Come on, now!  Just take it off and let me run my fingers over your chest like I know you want me to!!!
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(Breaks into song)

...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I&#039;m hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there&#039;s no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, &#039;twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I&#039;ve got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let&#039;s prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won&#039;t you see my veeeeeesst!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(Breaks into song)</p>
<p>&#8230;some men hunt for sport,<br />
Others hunt for food.<br />
The only thing I&#8217;m hunting for<br />
Is an outfit that looks good.</p>
<p>See my vest, see my vest,<br />
Made from real gorilla chest.<br />
Feel this sweater, there&#8217;s no better<br />
Than authentic Irish Setter.</p>
<p>See this hat, &#8217;twas my cat.<br />
My evening wear, vampire bat.<br />
These white slippers are albino<br />
African endangered rhino.</p>
<p>Grizzly bear underwear,<br />
Turtle necks I&#8217;ve got my share.<br />
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest<br />
Try my red robin suit,<br />
It comes one breast or two&#8230;<br />
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.</p>
<p>Like my loafers, former gophers,<br />
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,<br />
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best&#8230;<br />
So let&#8217;s prepare these dogs,<br />
Kill two for matching clogs!<br />
See my vest!<br />
See my vest!<br />
Oh, please, won&#8217;t you see my veeeeeesst!
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		<title>By: Christina Bledsoe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina Bledsoe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I used to think Jude Law was so hot, but now every time I look at him I just think CHEATER.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I used to think Jude Law was so hot, but now every time I look at him I just think CHEATER.
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he used to be very good looking - what happened?i guess that&#039;s what sienna miller will do to a man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he used to be very good looking &#8211; what happened?i guess that&#8217;s what sienna miller will do to a man.
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		<title>By: dolores craeg</title>
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		<dc:creator>dolores craeg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>les enfants became indiscretions on broadway. jude&#039;s performance as hamlet has been getting rave, enthusiastiv reviews......can&#039;t wait....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>les enfants became indiscretions on broadway. jude&#8217;s performance as hamlet has been getting rave, enthusiastiv reviews&#8230;&#8230;can&#8217;t wait&#8230;.
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		<title>By: photo jojo</title>
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		<dc:creator>photo jojo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL @ Kaiser -- I&#039;d still hit it too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ Kaiser &#8212; I&#8217;d still hit it too!
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