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All the drama was on Miley Cyrus’s Twitter yesterday. Miley’s still in Savannah, filming The Last Song. The rumor was that before Miley left for Savannah, she unceremoniously dumped her 20-year-old douchey boyfriend Justin Gaston for Nick Jonas. Pictures of Nick and Miley hanging out seemed to confirm that they were back together, and there was even a rumor that the Jonas family wanted to profit even further from Nick’s connection to Miley.
But yesterday, Miley took to her Twitter to declare herself a single lady:
to be single: “I am lovinggg being single
[From Miley’s Twitter]
Ruh-roh. Trouble in Jonas-purity paradise? But hours later, Miley was tweeting about missing someone… Nick? Justin? Her father? Or…could it be… John Mayer? I don’t even care that much about Miley, but I will kill John Mayer if he tries to get his grubby hands on her:
Three hours after declaring “I am lovinggg being single
“Why do I listen to songs that make me cry? Even better question, why do I listen to songs that make me miss you?” she wrote. Nine hours later she added another weepy missive: “ ‘We will lie under different stars. I am where I am and you’re where you are.’” Woke up at 4 a.m. for no other reason than I miss you.”
A few hours after that she added “my heart if hurting today : (”
An upside to all of this adolescent angst? The singer did end up zeroing in on her dream man.
“Dear GOD, I would like a boy that is like John Mayer/ James Morrison/ Elvis/ Rob Thomas all in one. YOU’RE THE BEST! Love always, Miley.”
[From Radar]
My God, this girl has awful taste in men. I need to introduce Miley to my teenage crushes on Eddie Vedder and John Malkovich. Those are the kinds of crushes that stand the test of time. John Mayer, not so much. In a few years, Miley is going to be so embarrassed she even thought twice about Mayer. I’d even be happy if Miley had a little crush on Robert Pattinson. But John Mayer mixed with Elvis? Plus Rob Thomas? Oh, Miley. Just say no.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in John Mayer, Miley Cyrus
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Nick must be pulling away again. He is going to drive her crazy.
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Nick must be trying to stay pure. To bad he wouldn’t be able to do that around her.
A lot of stupid women go for douche bags types like Mayer. I guess that’s why he said “he only date stupid girls.”
This is one of many pr tricks Mayer use, he get other performers to Speak his name out to the media to validate him. We will see a lot of this when that jerk get closer to releasing another one of mediocre Cd’s.
Pr stunts made his career.
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Man…it’s stuff like this that make me very glad not to be a teenager again.
Boy do I remember the numerous narcissistic status updates….
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Mayer…seriously? How about the Loch Ness Monster? Seems like a better choice in comparison -_-
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It bothers me when people write out a spoken emphasis on a word where clearly it’s the vowel being elongated, i.e. loooving, not the stupid fucking ‘g’…I mean, sound it out moron– you’re writing phonetically.
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Why does Miley always manage to look unwashed and gross?
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Dang, she is hot in the pants!!!
she acts like a grown 25 yo woman..
She’ll have her very own version of Kevin Federline..destined, just destined.
Guess she’s used to sleeping w/that grown man, her dad let live with them.
SAD..
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My question Vickie along with yours is and why does young tweeners (and 20 yr old underwearmodels) find this chic attractive??
Seriously she is not even a tiny bit cute, I don’t get it.
And what is with the dead animal looking hair? At least Kate Gosselins gofy hair do looks clean, does miley ever wash that rat’s nest?
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i think nick sucks for what he did to her mr innocent. the girl does a song with him, he makes her break up with justin, obviously promised her things what kind of person does that with no 2nd chance to change. mr innocent is not so innocent. boys that break your heart and then make you look like u r crazy
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It´s sad that todays movies wasted the glamour movies had in originally . Although it´s fun to bonk ultra dominating school , I lack the separate that movies were made okay then
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