– A hot story about lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie that’s most likely fan fiction (Best Week Ever Blog)
– Kate Moss buys a vibrator to match her Faberge egg (IDLYITW)
– P. Diddy to produce a reality TV series called Celebrity Cooking Showdown (Celebrity Blog)
– Jack Black elopes (Perez Hilton)
– Annie Proulx, author of Brokeback Mountain, tells the Academy to go f*ck themselves (DListed)
– Isaac Hayes chooses Scientology over South Park (Cult News)
– Will Farrell is not dead yet (Oh no they didn’t)
– Get well soon, Tammy Faye (popbytes)