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	<title>Comments on: Russell Brand will host MTV VMAs again, promised night of &#8216;discrete orgasms&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>more cutting edge.. and we need people who are thinking outside the box and who are not afraid to step on a few celeb toes.. 

&lt;b&gt;And I can name at least 10 other stand up comics past and present do that and do it better. The late Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and George Carlin spring to mind.&lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>more cutting edge.. and we need people who are thinking outside the box and who are not afraid to step on a few celeb toes.. </p>
<p><b>And I can name at least 10 other stand up comics past and present do that and do it better. The late Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and George Carlin spring to mind.</b>
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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s doesn&#039;t appeal to me in any way whatsoever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s doesn&#8217;t appeal to me in any way whatsoever.
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		<title>By: lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I will say that I have see several interviews he has done and he is very funny to me.. Quick witted.. 

Can&#039;t wait to see him.. he is an orginal and a change from the &quot;usual&quot; comedians we have now.. more cutting edge.. and we need people who are thinking outside the box and who are not afraid to step on a few celeb toes..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will say that I have see several interviews he has done and he is very funny to me.. Quick witted.. </p>
<p>Can&#8217;t wait to see him.. he is an orginal and a change from the &#8220;usual&#8221; comedians we have now.. more cutting edge.. and we need people who are thinking outside the box and who are not afraid to step on a few celeb toes..
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		<title>By: Alexa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alexa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I LOVE HIM!  Rock it, Russee!!!  U da bahm!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I LOVE HIM!  Rock it, Russee!!!  U da bahm!
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like walking sewage and as funny a bus full of burning nuns.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like walking sewage and as funny a bus full of burning nuns.
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		<title>By: gg</title>
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		<dc:creator>gg</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OH NO, not again - he stunk last time.  Can&#039;t believe they&#039;re letting him host anything after that.  @#$.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OH NO, not again &#8211; he stunk last time.  Can&#8217;t believe they&#8217;re letting him host anything after that.  @#$.
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		<title>By: Thayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hopefully he will be a little more relaxed this year...he was a bit too frantic &amp; tried a little too hard last year, making you uncomfortable for him. I do like him and his unique &quot;Brand&quot; of humor though...and find him adorably sexy, in a scruffy rat terrier kind of way, I love dogs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully he will be a little more relaxed this year&#8230;he was a bit too frantic &amp; tried a little too hard last year, making you uncomfortable for him. I do like him and his unique &#8220;Brand&#8221; of humor though&#8230;and find him adorably sexy, in a scruffy rat terrier kind of way, I love dogs.
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After last year&#039;s VMA&#039;s he said he could tell his material was dying and it really affected his performance, which he then tried to edit during the show. I love Russell&#039;s comedy, I hope this year he is ready. 

^I also think he&#039;s hot, but not without a full body condom and some kind of medical test thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After last year&#8217;s VMA&#8217;s he said he could tell his material was dying and it really affected his performance, which he then tried to edit during the show. I love Russell&#8217;s comedy, I hope this year he is ready. </p>
<p>^I also think he&#8217;s hot, but not without a full body condom and some kind of medical test thanks!
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		<title>By: Tia</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He is so hot!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He is so hot!!
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		<title>By: Jo 'Mama' Besser</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jo 'Mama' Besser</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 19:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agreed with the people who find him disgusting for a while, but then I heard an interview with him on NPR. I&#039;m not going to show up any of his concerts and I&#039;m not keen on awards shows, but I think that there might be more there than I had originally thought. 

I&#039;m still sure that he sneezes airborne STIs that--if given the opportunity to do so-- would hit us with a ferocity not seen since the Spanish Influenza. Well-spoken, though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agreed with the people who find him disgusting for a while, but then I heard an interview with him on NPR. I&#8217;m not going to show up any of his concerts and I&#8217;m not keen on awards shows, but I think that there might be more there than I had originally thought. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m still sure that he sneezes airborne STIs that&#8211;if given the opportunity to do so&#8211; would hit us with a ferocity not seen since the Spanish Influenza. Well-spoken, though.
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