Comments on: John Mayer gave Jessica Simpson a crappy birthday too http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:35:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: boomchakaboom http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-394913 boomchakaboom Thu, 23 Jul 2009 15:46:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-394913 Snoop: Dude. There are now tears in my beer. I may have to sprawl on the chaise lounge for a bit and fan myself or something. Perhaps a hit of smelling salts to jolt me back to gentility. Maybe I'll make myself a killer gown out of the drawing room drapes. Should be fun. As for the boat, most definitely should be returned by Romo. I believe Miss Manners would concur. If Romo's too big a dolt to return it himself then "other" actions can be taken, if you catch my drift and I think you do. Snoop: Dude. There are now tears in my beer. I may have to sprawl on the chaise lounge for a bit and fan myself or something. Perhaps a hit of smelling salts to jolt me back to gentility. Maybe I’ll make myself a killer gown out of the drawing room drapes. Should be fun.

As for the boat, most definitely should be returned by Romo. I believe Miss Manners would concur. If Romo’s too big a dolt to return it himself then “other” actions can be taken, if you catch my drift and I think you do.

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]]> By: Snoopchew http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-394484 Snoopchew Thu, 23 Jul 2009 04:02:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-394484 And Boom: Yes, you are an insensitive "arsehole"! And Boom:
Yes, you are an insensitive “arsehole”!

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]]> By: Snoopchew http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-394465 Snoopchew Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:24:56 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-394465 Hey Boom: All I can say is she could cut her losses if the boat is not fully paid for. Have it repossessed and leave his "blooming arse" at sea! Hey Boom:
All I can say is she could cut her losses if the boat is not fully paid for. Have it repossessed and leave his “blooming arse” at sea!

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]]> By: boomchakaboom http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-393966 boomchakaboom Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:50:14 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-393966 Call me insensitive, I guess, but whatever Romo did on J.Simp's birthday is completely his business. I don't feel he was required to spend her B-day in seclusion or look mopey over it. They broke up - it's happened to all of us. If she gave him a $100,000 boat for his B-day, that was just plain stupid on her part. Was he required to reciprocate in same? No wonder he cut out. J.Simp is all about publicity, glitz and glamour, Romo is all about low key and football. She should have paid heed to his lifestyle if she really wanted to spend her life with him. Besides, the Barbie & Ken b-day theme was enough, in my opinion, to justify his dumping her immediately. I mean, who the hell would want to subject themselves to that kind of nonsense, AND be potographed participating in such a ridiculous event? If they were about 12 years old, maybe, but Romo & J.Simp are adults - or so I've heard. Call me insensitive, I guess, but whatever Romo did on J.Simp’s birthday is completely his business. I don’t feel he was required to spend her B-day in seclusion or look mopey over it. They broke up – it’s happened to all of us. If she gave him a $100,000 boat for his B-day, that was just plain stupid on her part. Was he required to reciprocate in same? No wonder he cut out. J.Simp is all about publicity, glitz and glamour, Romo is all about low key and football. She should have paid heed to his lifestyle if she really wanted to spend her life with him. Besides, the Barbie & Ken b-day theme was enough, in my opinion, to justify his dumping her immediately. I mean, who the hell would want to subject themselves to that kind of nonsense, AND be potographed participating in such a ridiculous event? If they were about 12 years old, maybe, but Romo & J.Simp are adults – or so I’ve heard.

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]]> By: j. ferber http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-393443 j. ferber Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:08:11 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-393443 Snoopchew, I, too, wonder about that boat. Shouldn't that Romo schmuck give it back to Jessica? How in the world can he justify keeping it? He dumped her on the day before her birthday! No, that's not a crime (though it should be at least a misdemeanor), but it's extremely cruel and, yes, cheap. Maybe he wanted to spare himself a $100,000 price tag for her gift. Maybe that prompted his crappy timing. And making out with another woman on her birthday? Don't even get me started. . . Snoopchew, I, too, wonder about that boat. Shouldn’t that Romo schmuck give it back to Jessica? How in the world can he justify keeping it? He dumped her on the day before her birthday! No, that’s not a crime (though it should be at least a misdemeanor), but it’s extremely cruel and, yes, cheap. Maybe he wanted to spare himself a $100,000 price tag for her gift. Maybe that prompted his crappy timing. And making out with another woman on her birthday? Don’t even get me started. . .

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]]> By: Snoopchew http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-392859 Snoopchew Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:14:21 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-392859 What I am stumped about is this. She gave Romo a $100K speed boat for his birthday and he dumped her for her birthday. If she stops payment on the boat, will they repossess it? And if they do and he is out on high seas...how will be get back?? What I am stumped about is this. She gave Romo a $100K speed boat for his birthday and he dumped her for her birthday.
If she stops payment on the boat, will they repossess it? And if they do and he is out on high seas…how will be get back??

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]]> By: anastasiabeaverhausen http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-392460 anastasiabeaverhausen Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:09:06 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-392460 Nah, I don't feel sorry for her. Nah, I don’t feel sorry for her.

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]]> By: Bonnie http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-392456 Bonnie Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:00:43 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-392456 wtf do girls see in this douche bag? He's is certifiably nasty. wtf do girls see in this douche bag? He’s is certifiably nasty.

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]]> By: boomchakaboom http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-392430 boomchakaboom Mon, 20 Jul 2009 21:03:28 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-392430 Argh! Methinks J.Simp is under the impression that she doesn't have to bother with developing the hard stuff, like self-esteem, cause boobs grow quicker, take less effort, and get boyfriends, ya'll! Dimwit. She's a little too old to be this pathetically 'usable'. I don't think old Papa Joe taught this girl one thing that will actually help her in life. Argh! Methinks J.Simp is under the impression that she doesn’t have to bother with developing the hard stuff, like self-esteem, cause boobs grow quicker, take less effort, and get boyfriends, ya’ll! Dimwit. She’s a little too old to be this pathetically ‘usable’.

I don’t think old Papa Joe taught this girl one thing that will actually help her in life.

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]]> By: QB http://www.celebitchy.com/61130/john_mayer_gave_jessica_simpson_a_crappy_birthday_too/#comment-392362 QB Mon, 20 Jul 2009 19:33:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=61130#comment-392362 Nick is single again , they could go back to the Newlyweds glory days. Nick is single again , they could go back to the Newlyweds glory days.

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