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Brangelina To Adopt From Burma?


Angelina Jolie might be sporting a baby bump – or is it just adoptive mother hormones making her plump around the middle? It’s Monday again, and could be a slow week for gossip, so naturally we had to have some Brangelina’s going to adopt rumors:

The Daily Mail reports the 32-year-old actress has procured the help of one of the country’s leading monks to plan a trip to an orphanage.

“Ever since I was about 12, I’ve always wanted to adopt — I don’t know why,” Jolie said recently. “We want to have a big, big family,”

A source claims Jolie is desperate to help Third World countries and feels the repressive disposition of the Republic of Burma is the ideal place to adopt.

“Angelina feels she is barely making a dent in the suffering she sees throughout the Third World as she travels incognito to different countries as a United Nations representative,” the source said.

“She’s in talks to go into Burma and help with students and AIDS victims who are suffering terribly.”

ninemsn.com.au

I’m probably not too inclined to believe this report, as Angelina has frequently spoken about adopting from Africa to give Zahara an immediate family member to relate to. I also don’t believe the part where Angelina is said to travel ‘incognitoto different nations’, as I doubt she can travel anywhere on Earth without being recognized.

If rumors about Brad and Angie giving Maddox $US50 for every tooth he loses are true, it could get expensive for them, by average-people standards, to have more kids. Kids loose twenty teeth in childhood, so four kids at $50 a tooth, that is $4,000. That’s a lot more than the dollar I used to get for each tooth I lost, on the condition I faked belief in the Tooth Fairy. Still, that’s pocket change for Brad and Angelina.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Angelina is shown with Pax and Zahara on Friday in NY. They dropped Maddox off at school and went to a Barnes and Noble. I swear they’re just trying to get a lot of pictures out so we get bored of them. It’s probably working, but if Angelina is pregnant all bets are off. Thanks to WENN for these photos.

Written by Helen

Posted in Adoptions, Angelina Jolie, Babies, Brad Pitt, Brangelina

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