Michelle Obama compares husband Barack to Clinton after “booty gate”


Chances are high that this very amusing story is made up, but it’s funny as anything and we’re not above repeating it. Michelle Obama has supposedly told her husband off for the fact that he was caught with a roving eye at the G8 summit in Italy. The National Enquirer reports that she told him he better watch it, or people will remember him for the fact that he was busted ogling a teen’s butt instead of the work he’s doing:

First Lady Michelle Obama ripped into her husband Barack after he and French Prez Nicolas Sarkozy were caught gawking at the behind of a pretty 17-year-old at the G8 Summit in Italy, The ENQUIRER has learned.

The “Tail-gate” episode made Obama and Sarkozy the “butt” of jokes across the world as the photo spread like wildfire over the Internet. But it was no laughing matter at home, according to friends of Michelle.

“After she saw the picture, she exploded at Barack behind closed doors and snapped, ‘See, all the hard work you’ve done – and this is what they’re going to remember this trip by. Who do you think you are – Bill Clinton?'” revealed a source.

“Michelle really let him have it. All Barack could do was try to get out of earshot. She verbally berated him for several minutes.”

While TV commentators studied video of the event and debated Once again, The ENQUIRER is first to report the hottest news. over whether Obama was really catching a sneak peek, The ENQUIRER got down to the bottom of the international incident.

Top body-language expert Patti Wood, author of Success Signals, told us: “President Obama was displaying a ‘full gesture cluster,’ which means that every major body part has some signal that shows his attraction to her rear end.

“His head is moving toward her rear end, as well as his eye contact. His right arm is out away from his body toward her, and his pelvis – that’s the most significant – is fully twisted toward her as if he wants to encompass the rear end.

“His outer knee is significant because it shows how he wants to go toward her as well. There’s absolutely no mistaking his attraction to her.”

The teen, identified as Mayara Tavares, a student from Rio de Janeiro, was one of 54 youngsters who were allowed to speak on global issues.

And while Obama and his French counterpart were painted as dirty old men across the world, the teen’s father Eduardo says he harbors no ill will toward the world leaders.

“She’s not only pretty, she’s articulate, confident and very engaged in her work,” says the proud dad.

[From The National Enquirer]

The news channels analyzed this video, and Obama supposedly wasn’t checking out the girls’ ass at all because if you watch him afterwards it looks like his eyes are down to watch his footing. (See video above.) Sarkozy, on the other hand, was doing an obvious booty check. I don’t know, though, and I think that Obama was probably looking at that girl’s butt for a second or two and just smoothly tried to cover it up by moving his eyes to the ground. It’s hard to tell. Either way, you can see how it would make his wife mad. I know I would chew my husband out for that, especially if was even a fraction as public as this.

The nation and the media have long moved on, though, and now people are watching Obama to see what he’ll do next with the plan for healthcare reform. Obama’s interview with Meredith Viera aired this morning on The Today Show. He answered some tough questions about healthcare reform, and said that in order to move forward the nation will most likely have to increase taxes for those making $280,000 a year and up. Meredith did not seem happy about the fact that her taxes could be raised and asked Obama if he was punishing the rich. The interview lightened up a little later when she asked him about the dorky loose jeans he was wearing to throw out the first pitch at the MLB All-star baseball game . He explained “I am a little frumpy. Up until a few years ago, I only had four suits. She used to tease me because they would get really shiny. I hate to shop. Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I’m sorry, I’m not the guy. It just doesn’t fit me. I’m not 20.” But he can still check out a hot girl with the best of them, I bet.

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  1. sarah says:

    Who cares? He’s a man. Men look at other women. He didn’t act on it. He looked and cameras caught him in the middle of it. Geez. This is a non-story

  2. ! says:

    I don’t think he was ogling that booty but if he was, you can hardly blame him. That dress alone was eye catching because of the color and her ass was as big and plump and enticing as could be. It’d be very hard not to look. Her mom was freaking out because “she’s only 17 years old” but damn, that’s the strongest case I’ve ever seen for “she looked 18, officer”.

  3. Kimberly says:

    This is one of those things where I just can’t help but chuckle .

  4. teehee says:

    Not at all; there is a breakdown of the video showing he looked down and to the side to help the woman behind him come down teh steps; he was mindful to step aside and make sur ehe gave her enough room on the steps.

    Sarkozy though is caught staring at her for several seconds though.

    All that Michele stuff is complete nonsense I bet.

  5. Caitlan says:

    Sarkozy was looking for sure. lol.

  6. omondieu says:

    That’s ridiculous. Even if he was checking out her junk, it was completely innocent. Married men AND women often look at other people they find attractive; it’s totally natural, and nothing to be ashamed of. It’s not like he was ogling for an extended period of time, or accosted her.

    A man can’t even turn his head in the direction of another human being without it being scrutinized by the media, and being accused of having wandering eyes. The times we live in, really…

  7. j. ferber says:

    Sorry, but Obama can do no wrong and I’m sure that’s true in this case, too. Love, love, love him. He’s a truly good and smart man and I’m so proud of our country for electing him. He is so head and shoulders above our last president in every single way. (Sorry, but that’s just so obvious). I pray that he can do all the good that he wants to do.

  8. hatsumomogirly says:

    Whats wrong with looking? My man looks at other girls when we go to the club or mall, or where clothes seem to be optional, and it dont bother me. At the end of the day I’m the lady that he loves. And besides, when you catch your man giving a look, do you really believe him when he protests too loudly that he wasn’t looking?

  9. fizXgirl314 says:

    i don’t think he was looking because he seems like a good family man… but i’ve always disliked that sarkozy guy, especially since he married some floozy… and this just confirms that he’s an idiot… it’s not just the oggling, it’s that stupid grin on his face too… :/

  10. Fat Elvis says:

    sarah: I totally agree. Even if he was looking (which may or may not be the case), it was innocent enough and certainly not worth all this uproar.

    hatsumom: Totally agree with everything you said.

  11. Annie says:

    Rofl. True. Total non-story, but hilarious to imagine Michelle ripping into him.

  12. Anise says:

    This story is fake. All the news programs were showing the full event. Long before butt girl’s butt is even there to be ogled, Obama takes a step down and turns his head to the right. He’s waiting for the girl behind him to take his arm and walk forward. At that point, he appears to be looking at the ground as he waits for her to step forward and down. Then butt girl walks past him so it looks for a split second like he’s looking at her ass. But his head was already turned to that pose before she was even there. BS! Thank God, Obama is no Bill Clinton.

  13. bros says:

    I second everything Anise said: watched in its entirety, there is no doubt that this picture was taken for a split second in time whereas he was moving the entire time-the video makes it very clear that he wasnt standing frozen checking out her ass. it was a natural movement in a series of fluid movements and its obvious he is moving with awareness of the cameras around and the ceremonial nature of the event.

  14. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    I don’t care if you are the leader of the free world – there is NEVER any call to press a crease into the front of your jeans. EVER. Does he not have people he pays to tell him simple stuff like this? Couldn’t his wife or kids point this out to him. Hello, glaring error in the jeans department dear…

  15. Mel says:

    Teehee is totally correct. When you watch the video footage it is clear that he is helping a young woman behind him down the stairs. That is why he was reaching back and looking down. There was a step. The was blown way out of proportion.

  16. Bodhi says:

    @ fizXgirl314: Carla Bruni is NOT “some floozy”. She was a famous supermodel & is very talented muscian & very famous in her own right. I have no idea how Sarkozy got her, but he is a lucky lucky man

    And ditto Zoe!

  17. houman says:

    ferber…your race is showing. Idiot. The ‘good’ he wants to do for this country will bankrupt us. He is an unqualified puppet for the democratic party. How do you know he is smart??? He won’t release his college transcripts. Thanks alot to the uninformed sheep looking for handouts that voted for this clown.

  18. Iggles says:

    This story is fake. The media never miss an opportunity to try to cast our First Lady as an “angry black woman”..

  19. Samantha says:

    Ugh, I can’t stand Sarkozy. Champion of Womens rights…psh.

  20. DeE says:

    Forgive me but I am going to do it anyway after saying I love reading everyone’s comments because getting a glimpse into other peoples thought processes is eye opening………@ #17……it isn’t right to attack other people’s opinions and here I am about to do so….if it was a typo it was for the best, if it was intentional….that is as it should be…in regard to the spelling of your screen name. So glad that extra vowel is there because your thoughts don’t represent my class.

  21. Bill Hicks is God says:

    Hey ‘Houman,’ way to conclusion-jump there. I didn’t realize you could see through the screen. That’s pretty amazing. I can do it too: your white hood is showing but it doesn’t quite cover up your red neck. You might wanna get that fixed.

  22. fizXgirl314 says:

    bodhi… i’m pretty sure she was a floozy from the stories i’ve read about her.

  23. KateKap says:

    I’m with those that neither care nor think its a big deal. He’s a man, he’s the president this country has ever had the good sense to elect. He can do no wrong in my eyes.

  24. Anastasia says:

    “Houman” is a very disgusting creature.

  25. anjasmomma says:

    I watched the whole video of this. He is not checking her out at all. The framing of the picture shot definitely made it appear that way though.

  26. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Anyone, married or otherwise who has never window shopped just once in their life simply isn’t human.

  27. Orangejulius says:

    Bill Hicks – good one! And, ferber, I love, love, love him too and you’re right, he’s a good and intelligent man. We’re lucky to have him.

  28. jack says:

    he obviously wasn’t looking. just another smear tactic by fox and repugnant right wing extremist. they should be in jail for such blatant lies and trying to destroy our president. they are disgusting monsters.

  29. Megan says:

    I’m laughing at Sarkozy!

  30. sickofit says:

    “Hey ‘Houman,’ way to conclusion-jump there. I didn’t realize you could see through the screen. That’s pretty amazing. I can do it too: your white hood is showing but it doesn’t quite cover up your red neck. You might wanna get that fixed.” ahahahahaha (falls of the chair, laughing hysterically) Thanks to #21!
    Obama is by far the coolest pres of the us ever! And he did not look at the womens back. the video is bullet proof evidence.

  31. Candi says:

    We are all human,and well all look sometimes,even when we have a partner.

    “Booty-gate”,that is too funny.

  32. MICHELLE says:

    FRIST THIS STORY IS BS BARRACK WAS NOT LOOKING AT THE GRIL BUT HE WAS HELPPING THE OTHER WOMEN DROWN THE STEPS THE OTHER PRESIDENT WAS LOOKING AT HER BUTT. AM SURE THAT BARRACK TOLD HIS WIFE WHAT REALLY HAPPEND. IF HE WAS SLEEPING WITH THAT 17 YEARS OLD THE WHOLE WROLD WILL KNOW AND MICHELE WILL LEAVE HIS AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THERE AND TOOK HER KIDS AND FAMILY WITH HER.

  33. Madelyn Rose says:

    This story is pretty funny, and some of you shouldn’t take it so seriously! I’m sure Michelle didn’t say it, but I was laughing out loud at “who do you think you are Bill Clinton?”

    Barack is human, as is every President. This is such a non-story. But it’s interesting to see how everyone uses a story like this, filters it through their own issues/insecurities/anger/political agenda and then makes it into something it’s not. I don’t think these reports are some “conspiracy” against Barack. The media picks on every President. And so does Saturday Night Live!

  34. Madelyn Rose says:

    And for the record, I think Barack would look great in some tighter jeans!

  35. ogechi says:

    lol @sarah