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		<title>By: Kirmichsten</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kirmichsten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love David Byrne even more than I already did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love David Byrne even more than I already did.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<dc:creator>barneslr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:03:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Almost doesn&#039;t count.

Damn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Almost doesn&#8217;t count.</p>
<p>Damn.
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		<title>By: Fiestarter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fiestarter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If he were in a car, David may not have missed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If he were in a car, David may not have missed.
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		<title>By: Jessie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Damn it, David should have tried harder!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn it, David should have tried harder!
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		<title>By: Lori</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lori</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True story- when I was attending an art college in NY in the late 80&#039;s, I was running late for class and I knocked David Byrne to the ground with my large portfolio case.

Funny coincidense. I guess what comes around goes around. 

Now I have a six degrees to assaulting Paris Hilton!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True story- when I was attending an art college in NY in the late 80&#8242;s, I was running late for class and I knocked David Byrne to the ground with my large portfolio case.</p>
<p>Funny coincidense. I guess what comes around goes around. </p>
<p>Now I have a six degrees to assaulting Paris Hilton!
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		<title>By: K</title>
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		<dc:creator>K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Too bad he didn&#039;t succeed.  Never understood why she is all that to the media.  Someone must be consuming her for her to get the media attention she does.  She contributes what to anything?  First time to ever post or respond to anything PH, and it is to wonder why something bad didn&#039;t happen.  Really messing with my karma.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too bad he didn&#8217;t succeed.  Never understood why she is all that to the media.  Someone must be consuming her for her to get the media attention she does.  She contributes what to anything?  First time to ever post or respond to anything PH, and it is to wonder why something bad didn&#8217;t happen.  Really messing with my karma.
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		<title>By: Iris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 03:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paris looks like Heather Mills</description>
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		<title>By: lucy2</title>
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		<dc:creator>lucy2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>David Byrne, don&#039;t you know that ALMOST isn&#039;t good enough? :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>David Byrne, don&#8217;t you know that ALMOST isn&#8217;t good enough? <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So because the Olsens pay other people to design the clothes in their fashion line, that makes them qualified to make fashion decisions ? Did we lose a war ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So because the Olsens pay other people to design the clothes in their fashion line, that makes them qualified to make fashion decisions ? Did we lose a war ?
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		<title>By: teehee</title>
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		<dc:creator>teehee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:11:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Theres no way any such thing would actually be made or aired here...fortunately.
And it is not &#039;funny&#039; or even spoofy at all. Just some crap that a dirty mind churns out because such a mind sees absolutely everything, even the most innocuous of things, as sexual. 
Thanks alot, now I cant drink a soda without that tupid commercial coming to mind. (until I block it out)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Theres no way any such thing would actually be made or aired here&#8230;fortunately.<br />
And it is not &#8216;funny&#8217; or even spoofy at all. Just some crap that a dirty mind churns out because such a mind sees absolutely everything, even the most innocuous of things, as sexual.<br />
Thanks alot, now I cant drink a soda without that tupid commercial coming to mind. (until I block it out)
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