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- Posh on the swings. I’ve never seen someone look so stiff and uncomfortable while doing something that’s theoretically fun [Lainey Gossip]
- Now it appears Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin hang out together. Alright… [Dlisted]
- Solange Knowles shaved off all her hair. Everyone’s doing the Britney lately [PopEater]
- Kendra Wilkinson is Writing a Memoir. Because that seems really necessary [MSN Wonderwall]
- Oprah Says “NO” to Michael Jackson & Hell No to Chris Brown [Bossip]
- We’ve All Been There: Decoding His Words [College Candy]
- Mischa Barton’s Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper [Fafarazzi]
- The Top Five Things You Don’t Know About Women [Pajiba]
- Don’t Expect Rihanna To Write Songs About Chris Brown Says Ne-Yo [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Andy Dick premieres his ankle monitoring device [Celebslam]
- Heidi Montag is singing one of her songs at the Miss Universe Pageant [Websters is my Bitch]
- Avril Lavigne parties it up at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- Michael Vick Gets Out Of Jail And Goes To Strip Club [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Apparently Jennifer Aniston is milquetoast. You can look it up [The Frisky]
- Jennifer Lopez Gets Wet Like the Best of ‘Em [PopSugar]
- Evan Rachel Wood Onstage Upskirt Pictures [Egotastic]
- Katie Holmes displays human emotions [The Superficial]
- Eva Longoria Looks Good For Once [Hollywood Tuna]
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- Diet secrets from Jessica Alba's nutritionist [Hollywood Life]
- Hef's twins have beautiful hair [D-Listed]
- The Twilight kids: more "Hills" than cool [Lainey Gossip]
- Ellen premieres on Idol tonight [Popeater]
- Cute photos of Anna Paquin and Steven Moyer exercising [Popsugar]
- JWoww wants bigger implants [Celebslam]
- Look at Handy Manny now [Go Fug Yourself]
17 Responses to ““Posh plays on the swings” afternoon links”
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she looks to be taking herself too seriously ALL THE TIME! even on a swing set! what a weirdo
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Hahaha that made my day! The caption should be “this IS my happy face!”
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She’s like a sad, self-absorbed little girl who’s depressed because all the other kids get to laugh and have ice cream cones while she suffers on her apple a day diet. Bitch can wear that dress though, can’t she?
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I don’t watch Oprah, but she just garnered a lot of respect in my books.
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@Trillion, hee hee!
My dear monster-in-law says that the best beauty advice she ever got was being told not to smile too much (or, presumably, frown too much) because the expressions would cause wrinkles. She said she tries to just keep a blank expression all the time to keep her face “nice.” Maybe that’s what Posh is up to?
Obviously, this is pre-botox advice and it’s still BATSHIT CRAZY. (not unlike an ACTRESS *cough* (Kidman, etc.) getting frozen solid so that she has the emotive range of a tea kettle (voice only)… I actually like Posh tho.
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GEEZZZZ, can’t this woman smile once in a while? She seems like a sad person, always concerned about her looks and status. Wonder how she behave in bed with her husband. Please honey, just try to not touch my hair! ( with her british accent, off course) Dont forget that.
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I don’t know, I might look uncomfortable on a swing too if that swing was next to WEIRDLY PLACED IRON SPIKES. Seriously, this just looks like such a bizarre place to have a swing.
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she looks so outta place!!!SMILE!!!
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Someone should tell her her face won’t crack if she smiles.
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She’s just being POSH. She’s always been so stuck up and stiff.
Posh, put some jeans and flats on and have fun for once in your life!!
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@Zoe:
I kind of remember in Biology class the prof said something like that - it takes more muscles to smile than to frown, hence laughter lines around the eyes and mouth. I really believe Posh is trying to keep the lines at bay! hehehe
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It’s incredible how life-like those Disney animatronic figures are.
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My GOD THAT WOMAN IS SOOOO SILLY … Why she never smiles?? does she have bad teeth or something?? did anyone ever saw her teeth?
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I could swear she wears that exact same dress every single day.
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Love the shoes!
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i don’t mean this sarcastically at all.
It must be a day to day struggle to have such obvious low self esteem.
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MAN!
I have never seen a human being look more out-of-place than that robot on the White House swing set.
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