Before you get excited thinking this thing is actually going to come out, remember how unwatchable Chaotic was. Britney Spears has an ongoing lawsuit against US Weekly for a 2005 October article that claimed that Britney and Kevin made a sex tape which they inexplicably showed to their estate lawyers:

US Weekly wanted the lawsuit dismissed, but the judge just ruled that the suit could proceed and that Spears’ lawyer has until April 6 to get more witnesses. The author of the article in question says that his source was solid, and Spears’ lawyer is not calling him as a witness.US Weekly has refused to print a retraction.

Spears denies the tape even exists and is seeking $20 million in damages. US Weekly says Spears might be able prove the article was false, but can’t show that they had malicious intent in printing it.

You know that this thing probably exists. These are the attention whores who bragged about their sex life in that piece of shit Chaotic. Let’s hope for Britney’s sake this whole thing just blows over, and if there is a tape it’s been destroyed.

Britney was back in LA yesterday at a recording studio. While her friend has a muffin-top, Britney might actually be pregnant since her belly button is protruding so much. We don’t know. US Weekly just reported that she wasn’t pregnant, and has a C-section scar infection. (Thanks Perez!) It sounds like they’re just hedging their bets.

Thanks to Marie at the JJB board for these pictures.

Two more after the jump.