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		<title>By: Trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:33:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahah thunk.  I just laughed my head off.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahah thunk.  I just laughed my head off.
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		<title>By: Diablo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 02:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nicole and walker,

You must have missed all the interviews in which Tom Cruise forced his belief system on to others, saying that PPD and depression are &quot;all in the mind&quot; and that his cult/religion has the ONLY solutions. He attacked Matt Lauer as being &quot;glib&quot; on national TV because he didn&#039;t agree with him, and blamed Brooke Shields&#039; lack of a career on her &quot;weakness&quot; in admitting she had PPD...this was done on national TV too.

He has called psychiatry a &quot;Nazi science&quot; and belongs to a cult that wants to rid the world of SPs...or Suppressive Persons, anyone who isn&#039;t a Scientologist. Does this sound like a tolerant, sane man to you?

About the gay rumors...any man who has to try SO HARD to prove how much in love he is with someone seems weird. I don&#039;t know any women who find his couch-abusing behavior romantic. He was unable to get Nicole Kidman preggers, who immediately became knocked up once she left him...she said he was impotent, and if so then Suri is not his kid...it&#039;s Chris Klein&#039;s.

Cruise is no different from Rock Hudson. He is desperately trying to hide his sexual orientation with over-the-top displays of affection (or was, I should say...he and Katie won&#039;t last two more years, since the sham marriage has failed to return him to star status, and hasn&#039;t helped her career either). Cruise is trying to protect his action-star roles...and he knows folks won&#039;t accept a gay action star.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nicole and walker,</p>
<p>You must have missed all the interviews in which Tom Cruise forced his belief system on to others, saying that PPD and depression are &#8220;all in the mind&#8221; and that his cult/religion has the ONLY solutions. He attacked Matt Lauer as being &#8220;glib&#8221; on national TV because he didn&#8217;t agree with him, and blamed Brooke Shields&#8217; lack of a career on her &#8220;weakness&#8221; in admitting she had PPD&#8230;this was done on national TV too.</p>
<p>He has called psychiatry a &#8220;Nazi science&#8221; and belongs to a cult that wants to rid the world of SPs&#8230;or Suppressive Persons, anyone who isn&#8217;t a Scientologist. Does this sound like a tolerant, sane man to you?</p>
<p>About the gay rumors&#8230;any man who has to try SO HARD to prove how much in love he is with someone seems weird. I don&#8217;t know any women who find his couch-abusing behavior romantic. He was unable to get Nicole Kidman preggers, who immediately became knocked up once she left him&#8230;she said he was impotent, and if so then Suri is not his kid&#8230;it&#8217;s Chris Klein&#8217;s.</p>
<p>Cruise is no different from Rock Hudson. He is desperately trying to hide his sexual orientation with over-the-top displays of affection (or was, I should say&#8230;he and Katie won&#8217;t last two more years, since the sham marriage has failed to return him to star status, and hasn&#8217;t helped her career either). Cruise is trying to protect his action-star roles&#8230;and he knows folks won&#8217;t accept a gay action star.
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom has a heart of gold and people need to get off what he believes or doesn&#039;t believe. His beliefs are his and he isn&#039;t forcing anyone. I&#039;m begining to think people are jeoulous of him. What has he done that is so wrong. Dancing on a sofa? Any women would find that cute. He is brave and good looking and should ignore the insults because I bet none of us could do what he has done. Katie is beautiful and glad she stands by her man. A sign of a true woman and great mother. Class acts, those two. Victoria, a different ball game, besides she can be whatever she wants also.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom has a heart of gold and people need to get off what he believes or doesn&#8217;t believe. His beliefs are his and he isn&#8217;t forcing anyone. I&#8217;m begining to think people are jeoulous of him. What has he done that is so wrong. Dancing on a sofa? Any women would find that cute. He is brave and good looking and should ignore the insults because I bet none of us could do what he has done. Katie is beautiful and glad she stands by her man. A sign of a true woman and great mother. Class acts, those two. Victoria, a different ball game, besides she can be whatever she wants also.
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 23:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, i&#039;m going to take relationship advice from someone who&#039;s been married 3 times and whose current wife looks like a sad robot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, i&#8217;m going to take relationship advice from someone who&#8217;s been married 3 times and whose current wife looks like a sad robot.
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		<title>By: walker</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 22:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel bad for Tom. The more helpful he is the more he gets razzed for it. What gives? And can somebody here show proof that he is gay before calling him that? You make it sound like it&#039;s a bad thing anyway. Why did that rumor start?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel bad for Tom. The more helpful he is the more he gets razzed for it. What gives? And can somebody here show proof that he is gay before calling him that? You make it sound like it&#8217;s a bad thing anyway. Why did that rumor start?
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		<title>By: Diablo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 20:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Asking Tom Cruise for heterosexual love advice is like asking John Wayne Gacy to babysit your teenage boys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Asking Tom Cruise for heterosexual love advice is like asking John Wayne Gacy to babysit your teenage boys.
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		<title>By: morgs</title>
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		<dc:creator>morgs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:02:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>umm, isn&#039;t it a little wrong to be giving the wife of your bang buddy relationship advice?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>umm, isn&#8217;t it a little wrong to be giving the wife of your bang buddy relationship advice?
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		<title>By: Lem</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lem</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>isn&#039;t that what your bestest girls are for... gossip, advise and discussing how hot your hubby is (as long as he doesn&#039;t open his mouth)

daily express?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>isn&#8217;t that what your bestest girls are for&#8230; gossip, advise and discussing how hot your hubby is (as long as he doesn&#8217;t open his mouth)</p>
<p>daily express?
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		<title>By: gracie</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:59:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I can say to advice from Tom Cruise: Gross.

Tom is just way too intense for me.  And crazy.</description>
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<p>Tom is just way too intense for me.  And crazy.
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