– Drew Barrymore thinks she was a dolphin in a past life. At least that explains her dorsal fin [Agent Bedhead]
– Important matters: Whoopi Goldberg and Sherri Shephard argue over Cookie Monster’s diet on “The View” (automatic video) [Television.AOL.com]
– Charlyne Yi Denies ‘Ever’ Dating Michael Cera [Moviefone]
– Ashton Kutcher Says Mischa Barton’s Work is “Amazing” [Radar Online]
– Celebrities like Britney Spears are gross and sweaty too – see, doesn’t that make you feel better? [Cityrag]
– Peter Andre takes his adorable kids to the berry patch [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Rachel Bilson at the Express Celebrates TXT L8TR Campaign [MoeJackson]
– Every so often I think Brooke Hogan’s relationship with her dad couldn’t get more creepy… and then it does [Hollywood Rag]
– AnnaLynne McCord dances around in a bikini [The Blemish]
–Pope Benedict XVI launches music career [ Bild ]
– Twilight Scribe Stephenie Meyer Accused of Plagiarizing Other Vampire Novel [Defamer]
– Julia Roberts Begins Filming “Eat, Pray, Love” [Evil Beet]
– Christina Applegate back to her Kelly Bundy look [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– News of the World published a deathbed photo of Michael Jackson’s – the link doesn’t lead directly to it, but there’s a video you can play that does [Bitten and Bound]
– Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Meet Again. How utterly frightening [Best Week Ever]
– Channing Tatum appears to be a spray-tanorexic [PopBytes]