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Photo edited to be SFW. Unedited version at the source, ParisMatch.com
Sharon Stone is one of my least favorite celebrities of all time. Hmm, I’m trying to think of how I can put a positive spin on that sentence. She’s my most disliked? The number one celebrity I can’t stand? See this is the problem, there is no honest way to say something nice about Sharon Stone. To me she’s always looked like a cougar, and not in the played-out, “older woman going after her young prey” sense. Like a literal cougar. Any jungle cat, really. Cold and calculating and likely to hide in the low-hanging branches of a tree and then drop on you when you walk underneath, eventually feasting on your soul. That’s a jaguar I think, but she can be a whole mix of diabolical jungle cats.
So Sharon hasn’t been in the news lately because she ran out of insensitive things to say about Chinese people, was tired of performing tarantula amputations, and her fingers hurt from injecting so much Botox into her son’s feet. So she decided to do the fourth most evil thing she could think of: pose nude on the cover of a magazine. Now I’m not saying it’s evil because she’s 51, I’m saying it’s evil because she’s the Ice Devil. Don’t even try to tell me this is attractive, or I’ll tell you that you’re the kind of person that likes to have sex in an ice bath. Yeah, I went there.
Sharon Stone doesn’t let her age stop her from baring all.
At 51 years old, the actress poses topless for the cover of French magazine Paris Match.
This is not the first time the star has shown some serious skin. She famously gave fans an eyeful in 1992′s Basic Instinct and has made multiple red carpet appearances in sheer gowns.
“I’m a person who feels that if it’s appropriate for the character I’m playing or the mood of the piece, then [nudity is] no big thing,” she has said.
For the magazine’s photo shoot, the mother of three posed in corsets, gloves and high leather boots for photographer Alix Malka.
[From Us Weekly]
Now before you get all excited, I should warn you that Sharon’s been Photoshopped to hell. I have a Barbie whose skin is more natural than whatever brush that retoucher used. Should you happen to speak French, or want to amuse yourself with a Babel Fish translation, you can read all of Sharon’s rather lengthy interview here (pictures NSFW). Do let me know if there’s any mention of encouraging girls to give pity beejs or the rat foot she wears as a brooch. What an attractive lady.
Here’s Sharon Stone playing with her children at a Beverly Hills park on July 31st. Images thanks to WENN.com .
Written by JayBird
Posted in Magazines, Nude, Sharon Stone
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Wow, look at the plastic surgery. Just think, in eight years, she’ll be able to start collecting against her retirement fund.
I’ll bet Cloris Leachman could kick her butt any day.
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ROFL.
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Pfft, I dont care what you say. For 51 she looks hot.
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For 51 she looks amazing really. The ever appropriate dominatrix outfits are probably from her own closet. But it does seem a bit Janet Jackson desperate hanging your nips out on a magazine cover.
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Not bad for a crypt-keeper. There comes a day when the only way for these women to stay relevant is to go the way of the flasher. How sad that their only claim to fame are the boobs. It’ll be Gwyneth and Madonna next.
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I think that there comes a point in life when you are beyond these types of stunts and for me it’s after 35. It’s not about ageism or about an obsession with youth, it’s the fact that at that age you should have figured out that there are more important and interesting things about your life as a woman other than your body. But hell, as long as women cheer whenever someone like Sharon, Demi, or Aniston bares it all, then we can look forward to the reinforcement of the idea that women are never too old to be objectified.
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Never been pregnant, pvc tits, face lifts galore, never worked a hard day in her life, photo shopped to shithouse….She should look fabulous. There would be no excuse for her not to.
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Madonna should have used Sharon’s surgeon.
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good point hmmm.
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Yeah gals I’ve forgotten that nudity is not ok after mommyhood. And you call it NOT A SEXIST THING? You gals wouldn’t blink an eye at seeing a 60 yr old man naked but a 51 yr old woman should retire? You’re but envious, that’s it. And, yes, SEXIST.
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Boy, whoever does photoshop work should totally use this pic in their portfolio! They made her look very good, much better than she does in real life.
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Sharon Stone did not become the Liz Taylor of her generation. She wears all of those old ballgowns with animal fur from the 50′s & 60′s trying to be the glamorous actress of yesteryear. She just lacks something. She just isn’t special.
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“The idea that women are never too old to be objectified”.
I think the objectification comes from people who hold this stance. To me, it’s a beautiful looking woman baring her feminity and showing who she is. That’s not a bad thing. It’s also not a bad thing if men, or women, find it erotic.
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For a 51 year old woman, she could still steal any young hot boyfriend. I’m 33 and wish i could look half as good.
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She has naturally good bone structure which is why her plastic surgery looks so much better than many others, they didn’t have to do too much.
And hey if I look this good when I’m 51 and somebody wants to take my picture, you bet your ass I’d do it.
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Is it AARP magazine?
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I am with hmm.
Why not for once ‘sexify’ the brains instead of the body when hitting a certain age ?
That’s why women like singer Sade ADU or actress Michelle PFEIFFER are beautiful and sexy in my book.
They have that sophisticated alluring elegance oozing natural flowing sensuality without dropping their clothes off. the kinda which makes women more overall ‘WOMEN’ and less reduced to their ‘SEX FANTASY’role alone.
Let’s let that reduced role to women who are still young enough to be called “girls” not to women who are in an age where they can be mother of those girls, whatever the state of their physique is.
I mean Sharon is beautiful but at 51, she shouldn’t play the same game than 23 year old Megan Fox who has the youth and unexperience in life to justify that role.
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Actually, I don’t really have any desire to see wrinkly old men either.
But someone like Isabella Rosellini or Michelle Phieffer is beautiful and lovely in their personality as well as their physical appearance. It’s not a sexist thing. Robert Redford is getting seriously old, but he’s still very handsome, as was Paul Newman.
But someone like Sharon Stone or Madonna, who isn’t that beautiful of a person on the inside will never be that way on the outside, no matter what they do with plastic surgery. There’s an inner joie de vivre that’s lacking.
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Applauding hmmmm @ #6. That’s why women have such shorter careers in Hollywood, imo. Sort of a “live by the sword, die by the sword” thing. If your career is based on how hot you are, eventually that goes away or you’re just wierdly hot and make people uncomfortable. I wish more actresses would stop playing this game and get serious about their skills (are you listening Jessica Beil?), but I also know the reality is that they risk losing their careers…
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OMG!!! Why is she standing like that?? ewww
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I am 100% with hmmmm. Very well put.
Being objectified has strangely become glamorous. Now the word for it is “empowered”.
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I agree that Madonna should have used Sharon’s surgeon but still Sharon does not look this good in person. Or even when she was 20. Still she always looked better than Madonna, body and face. Madonna looks like an old she male.
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I detest Sharon Stone. Considering her statements and attitude, I think she obviously cheated on her IQ test.
This cover screams attention whore. Megan Fox, that’s what happens when you spend your whole life relying on your looks and not on your talent. You have to show your boobs without any reasonable context, at age 51, to make people remember of your existence.
If Sharon was a good actress and willing to work for modest paychecks, she could easily have good work in the international movie industry.
In Latin America and Europe, there are many great directors willing to give good parts to older actresses. Director François Ozon, for instance, loves to work with older actresses. To keep it in France alone, the land of Paris Match, Isabelle Huppert, Juliette Binoche, Catherine Deneuve, Jeanne Moreau, Fanny Ardant, Danielle Derrieux (born in 1917, folks!) are all working. And they didn’t show her boobs in Paris Match yet.
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She is the most beautiful woman ever.
After Basic Instinct, she sent Michael Douglas straight to sex rehab!
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Sal, Dennis Miller’s co-host on the popular radio show, said: ” She is like Cash for Clunker’s”
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Good for her. She looks good.
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