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	<title>Comments on: Gwyneth Paltrow&#8217;s cooking mocked by &#8216;Real Housewife&#8217; Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<title>By: Magsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Magsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wouldn&#039;t watch either one of these skinny bitches cooking.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wouldn&#8217;t watch either one of these skinny bitches cooking.
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		<title>By: the original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>the original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:35:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>slwmo, you only have one pituitary gland and it&#039;s in your brain, not your cheeks. i think you meant salivary glands?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>slwmo, you only have one pituitary gland and it&#8217;s in your brain, not your cheeks. i think you meant salivary glands?
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		<title>By: Sister Mary Francis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sister Mary Francis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Those titties are real. I&#039;ve fondled them. Dont tell Jesus. Im not even kidding either ;)

She doesnt puke but she does...ummm goop it out the other end.

Truths from me to you :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those titties are real. I&#8217;ve fondled them. Dont tell Jesus. Im not even kidding either <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>She doesnt puke but she does&#8230;ummm goop it out the other end.</p>
<p>Truths from me to you <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: tasteT</title>
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		<dc:creator>tasteT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bethanny needs to keep her trap shut about Gwen..

LORD, who wants to watch Bethanny and listen to that whinny voice and stale jokes..

fake tits and stick legs and maybe a size small DEPENDS adult pamper.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bethanny needs to keep her trap shut about Gwen..</p>
<p>LORD, who wants to watch Bethanny and listen to that whinny voice and stale jokes..</p>
<p>fake tits and stick legs and maybe a size small DEPENDS adult pamper.
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		<title>By: KateKap</title>
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		<dc:creator>KateKap</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice..  someone wearing a playtex slip without a nod to retro style. Shame she got the wrong size - LH face on boob is squished into it&#039;s too tightness.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice..  someone wearing a playtex slip without a nod to retro style. Shame she got the wrong size &#8211; LH face on boob is squished into it&#8217;s too tightness.
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		<title>By: CrazyWorldWeLiveIn</title>
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		<dc:creator>CrazyWorldWeLiveIn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 23:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Partoid Gland, you mean SlwMo.  Those are the ones in front of the ears, right above the lower jaw. The pituitary is near the brain stem (uh, I think...?)

Anyway, I know what you&#039;re talking about, yeah, you&#039;re 100% right....In fact, that&#039;s the kind of thing dentists are supposed to report to PCP&#039;s so that the patient can get some help dealing with the issue...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Partoid Gland, you mean SlwMo.  Those are the ones in front of the ears, right above the lower jaw. The pituitary is near the brain stem (uh, I think&#8230;?)</p>
<p>Anyway, I know what you&#8217;re talking about, yeah, you&#8217;re 100% right&#8230;.In fact, that&#8217;s the kind of thing dentists are supposed to report to PCP&#8217;s so that the patient can get some help dealing with the issue&#8230;
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		<title>By: slwmo</title>
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		<dc:creator>slwmo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I also read that blind about bethanny but you can tell from looking at her that she is a long-time bulimic. Her pituitary glands are swollen (chipmunk cheeks)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I also read that blind about bethanny but you can tell from looking at her that she is a long-time bulimic. Her pituitary glands are swollen (chipmunk cheeks)
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		<title>By: melanie moo</title>
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		<dc:creator>melanie moo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paltrow&#039;s face is starting to resemble the Olsen twins.  She should lay off the plastic surgery.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paltrow&#8217;s face is starting to resemble the Olsen twins.  She should lay off the plastic surgery.
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		<title>By: crash2GO2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Orangejulius,

&quot;The advice of anyone wearing that rocket-tit dress is suspect.&quot;

She really did miss the boat on that one, didn&#039;t she?  Her new set is spilling out of the cones from all sides.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Orangejulius,</p>
<p>&#8220;The advice of anyone wearing that rocket-tit dress is suspect.&#8221;</p>
<p>She really did miss the boat on that one, didn&#8217;t she?  Her new set is spilling out of the cones from all sides.
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		<title>By: Vermithrax</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vermithrax</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:12:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ugh. The whole goop thing gives me a headache.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ugh. The whole goop thing gives me a headache.
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