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Britney Spears’ sons Sean and Jayden have potty mouths, according to Gatecrasher. Apparently, Britney brought her boys to the “swag suite” in Los Angeles last week, and her boys decided to run around shouting “Oh sh-t!” Gee, I wonder where they got it? Seriously, where? From Kevin or from Britney? It sounds more like Kevin to me. Britney’s cussing is more of a “my p-ssy is hangin’ out, y’all!” variety.
Britney Spears’ tots have definitely hit the terrible twos and threes, if their language is any indication.
While the singer picked up goodies at a swag suite in L.A. last week, Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2, shocked guests by repeatedly yelling, “Oh sh-t!”
“We were all surprised by their potty mouths, but it was actually pretty funny,” one onlooker acknowledged.
How did Britney respond to her sons’ antics?
Said the source: “She was too busy picking out freebies to chastise the boys for misbehaving.”
[From Gatecrasher]
Does anyone think this is a big deal? I find it funny. Probably because I was the same way. Both of my parents were and are world-class cussers, and I learned at a very early age how to make a sailor blush. A famous family story has me shouting “Goddamn it!” at some kind of dinner party when I was barely a year old.
In a minor Britney-related story, it seems Miley Cyrus was all over Brit at the Teen Choice Awards. Miley presented Britney with her honorary award, and Miley also talked Brit up in several interviews, telling MTV News that she was “proud” of Britney:
“She’s a good friend of the family,” Cyrus, who also performed her new single, “Party in the USA,” said. “So I’m just happy to finally be able to really show everyone that she’s back and she never went anywhere.”
In addition to both Miley and Britney finding success at a young age, Miley was quick to point out that the two, who are about 11 years apart in age, also share a common ground in terms of their upbringing. “I love how successful her music is doing right now and [I am] just proud of her,” she said. “You know, another Southern girl … I love that.”
[From MTV]
Is there anyone telling Miley that she should look at Britney as a cautionary tale as much as she is a musical/celebrity role model? I understand Miley is just trying to be nice and support Britney, but judging from the stripper pole, I’d say Miley’s little head doesn’t register that her path is looking eerily similar to Britney’s – the over sexualized teenager, the older boyfriends, the lack of formal education, all to work ungodly hours. Enough, Miley.
Here’s Britney leaving the Hyatt Hotel on the way to her concert in Berlin on July 26th. Header of her taking the boys to the London Zoo on June 16th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
Written by Kaiser
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Oh nevermind all that swearing horse$#!* Kaiser; look at the goddamn (it) brown booooooots!!!
*goes off into the corner to have a little cry at the seeming emergence of Brown Boots of Mental Illness 2.0*
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My little sister had the worst swearing habit by age three. My mom was going nuts over it, because she was going to be starting daycare and she clearly knew she wasn’t supposed to swear. Mom ended up coming up with a plan that worked to get her to stop; she convinced my baby sister that there was one word that was worse than all the others: BELLYBUTTON. So when my sis would swear, we all had to roll our eyes (not laughing was the hardest part) and say “Oh that’s okay, you can say that. But don’t EVER get mad and yell BELLYBUTTON.” It worked so well that one day after daycare, the workers all came out to ask my mom why, when she got mad, my little sister stood in the middle of the room stomping and yelling “Bellybutton bellybutton bellybutton!” at the top of her lungs. With my little brother we didn’t have to, because he was quick to understand that swearing at home is very different from swearing in school.
I guess I don’t have a problem with potty mouthed children, huh? I do think it’s funny. And I think it’s more important to know the difference between swearing in general and swearing AT someone.
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My famous family story has me really into using the water “painting” books when I was 2. My ultra religious aunt came for a visit and brought me real paints to play with, to which I promptly responded “what the hell is this sh*t?”
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Mairead – are those the brown boots of mental illness? No matter. I don’t think we should get worried until we see The Pink Wig of Batsh-t Insanity.
My other cussin’ story is when I was like six years old, I told my grandmother to “Piss off”. In my defense, Lily Tomlin was my favorite comedian.
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Eh, kids are either going to learn to curse at home or at school, but they’ll still learn it. Thanks to my grandma I learned to curse in both Italian and English.
My sister has tried to institute a swear jar, but I refuse to pay into it. And my niece will probably learn all her curses from me.
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I lived with a friend & her 2 year old daughter & I apparently taught her “Holy sh*t”. Uber Baptist grandma was NOT impressed… Ooops…
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I learned to cuss in Spanish, Italian and French. And at the barn in English-but I never cussed in school till probably 11th grade-still had/have a sailors mouth hah!
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ugh, miley makes me want to VOMIT. She is so obnoxious.
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Oh don’t worry…”she’s cuntry y’all” isn’t that her excuse for everything. Being a redneck what else would her kids say!! I can’t believe with all the money she has and access to stylists and the best money can buy she still looks like a truck stop hooker and I’m sorry but she always looks like she smells really bad. I feel very sorry for those kids. My kids have been known to come out with an expletive or two on occassion but they were always corrected. Bad form Brit.
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@ Bodhi… oh I totally believe it
@ Kaiser – no they’re not THE boots (I’m assuming they were fumigated/incinerated/exorcised), but even she had a second backup pair back when.
The boots are an omen I tell thee…
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Kids learn curse words quicker than normal vocabulary. Part of the world we live in, where swearing is the norm (and I do plenty of it myself) and normal language is a thing of the past.
I don’t think I have heard anyone speak without it being peppered with filth in a long time.
The other day I was at Macy’s and the salesgirl who was waiting on the lady ahead of me said “Oh f***” after she dropped the clothes the lady handed her on the floor by accident.
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Princess Pea.. ROFLMAO!! What a great story!!
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my son is 18 months. he barely talks. last week he puked looked up at me and said “oh sh!t”. the other word fu*ker. my sister says it all the time and got that from her. he cant form a sentence but he can swear. im proud. lmao
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seems people in general don’t discipline their kids these days. why would anyone look up to brit? she is a train wreck.
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I agree Mairead! The boots of DOOM!
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Ignoring kids when they use bad words isn’t bad parenting. For some kids the very act of making note of their potty mouths reinforces the behavior for attention purposes. Seriously, Britney’s kids have a hard enough road ahead of them as it is. Picking your battles is pretty good parenting technique…even if it isn’t a purposeful choice in this case. That being said, my son turns two next month and is completely nonverbal due to a rare brain disorder. I would give anything if he could curse me out!
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Sounds fitting when both of the parents are trash to begin with.
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Kids cursing isn’t a big deal. They hear something once and just run with it. Also it’s unfair to blame Britney and Kevin. They could have heard those words from anywhere (restaurants, parks, etc). Also sometimes ignoring kids’ behavior is the right thing to do. They misbehave for the attention.
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Debunked! Read the LA Times, this never happened…
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I found the most bothersome thing in that post to be Miley’s comment about being ‘proud’ of someone who is so, so much older than her. Listen to this egg try to cluck like she’s Mother Hen.
I’m not a fan of mugging precociousness. Obnoxious and unhelpful, even if the intentions are good. Someone needs to take this poor, under-supervised little girl in hand. Please.
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Kids swear – they all go through that phase. Oh Sh*t is subtle compared to all the other words that they could use …..
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with white trash as a mother, it is hardly surprising.
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yup, it’s debunked. this is a made-up story, in your face, haters! hah
on a sidenote, she does look mildly crazy in that pic with her brown hair but she seems all normal when she receives her award on tca.
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most small kids swear, they do it to get attention. you don’t make a big deal of it they will get tired of it and stop. seems like a non-story.
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Not a big surprise. But if we hear Suri Cruise is swearing, now there’s a surprise.
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My son also went through a ‘SHIT’ phase. As long as he was getting a reaction, he kept saying it. Once I got all the other people in his life on board to start showing no reaction, he stopped completely within a day or two. Maybe she’s pursuing the same parenting strategy?
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My son also went through a ‘SHIT’ phase. As long as he was getting a reaction, he kept saying it. Once I got all the other people in his life on board to start showing no reaction, he stopped completely within a day or two. Maybe she’s pursuing the same parenting strategy?
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she is looks very nice in this articles photo gallery i like her movement in this articles i think she is very careless about her health she is neglect her care
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