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		<title>By: Alex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She has a drinking problem because she&#039;s been photographed a few times drunk after a night out??? My girls and I must be the biggest alcoholics out there then! *eye-roll*

Unless she&#039;s out boozing hard most nights/days of the week I kinda doubt she has much of a drinking problem.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She has a drinking problem because she&#8217;s been photographed a few times drunk after a night out??? My girls and I must be the biggest alcoholics out there then! *eye-roll*</p>
<p>Unless she&#8217;s out boozing hard most nights/days of the week I kinda doubt she has much of a drinking problem.
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		<title>By: barneslr</title>
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		<dc:creator>barneslr</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;It is just her southern roots to partake in the drank&quot;

Nice stereotyping!  Yup, all us southerners gots us some stills in our back yards &#039;n we drank our korn skweezins ever&#039; night!  We even put &#039;em in our babies bottles!  Yee Haw!

Idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It is just her southern roots to partake in the drank&#8221;</p>
<p>Nice stereotyping!  Yup, all us southerners gots us some stills in our back yards &#8216;n we drank our korn skweezins ever&#8217; night!  We even put &#8216;em in our babies bottles!  Yee Haw!</p>
<p>Idiot.
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 05:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy crap, her dishing the dirt on Bam AND Knoxville is &lt;b&gt;her 100% ADMITTING she cheated on Nick Lachey&lt;/b&gt;! Gross.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy crap, her dishing the dirt on Bam AND Knoxville is <b>her 100% ADMITTING she cheated on Nick Lachey</b>! Gross.
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		<title>By: LB</title>
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		<dc:creator>LB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 14:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sounds to me like this story came from Tony&#039;s camp.  Everyone has been calling him a d-bag in every artcle I have read.  Someone needed Jessica to look like a fat drunk and him to look like he really tried to keep the relationship together as long as possible.  I don&#039;t buy it.  I go with the he&#039;s a d-bag.   He just comes across as one in pics and interviews..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sounds to me like this story came from Tony&#8217;s camp.  Everyone has been calling him a d-bag in every artcle I have read.  Someone needed Jessica to look like a fat drunk and him to look like he really tried to keep the relationship together as long as possible.  I don&#8217;t buy it.  I go with the he&#8217;s a d-bag.   He just comes across as one in pics and interviews..
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		<title>By: jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 12:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Um, Cheekymonkey - you Brits have SUCH BEAUTIFUL BODIES and no obese people... 

the US has many obese but also many beautiful bodies.  More than one sees in Britain.  I could bash your nation&#039;s aversion to modern dentistry, but let&#039;s leave it at that.

If you&#039;re so unconcerned about this gossip, why write a paragraph-long comment?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Um, Cheekymonkey &#8211; you Brits have SUCH BEAUTIFUL BODIES and no obese people&#8230; </p>
<p>the US has many obese but also many beautiful bodies.  More than one sees in Britain.  I could bash your nation&#8217;s aversion to modern dentistry, but let&#8217;s leave it at that.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re so unconcerned about this gossip, why write a paragraph-long comment?
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		<title>By: QB</title>
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		<dc:creator>QB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is there any evidence that Romo say or did half the things people are calling him a douche for??


This are all stories that Joe Simpson put out to have publicity, until they do something new.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is there any evidence that Romo say or did half the things people are calling him a douche for??</p>
<p>This are all stories that Joe Simpson put out to have publicity, until they do something new.
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		<title>By: fizXgirl314</title>
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		<dc:creator>fizXgirl314</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;ones&quot; above shouldn&#039;t have an apostrophe... i hate that!!!

and, I don&#039;t think any girl wants to be known for being fat and drunk... so, no, i don&#039;t agree that she leaked this story. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;ones&#8221; above shouldn&#8217;t have an apostrophe&#8230; i hate that!!!</p>
<p>and, I don&#8217;t think any girl wants to be known for being fat and drunk&#8230; so, no, i don&#8217;t agree that she leaked this story.
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		<title>By: t</title>
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		<dc:creator>t</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 13:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jessica (and Joe) make their money off her endorsement deals and I&#039;m sure they want to keep those.  The companies passing  those out want a famous person. Jessica is not famous for her blockbuster movies or popular country albums.  She is known for stories about her in the tabloids, so I always assume any story about Jessica  is leaked from her camp whether it&#039;s negative or positive.

Joe can see she&#039;s gotten a lot of publicity this year for negative stories. By leaking this story, he might be hoping to get her some public sympathy while keeping her name in the press the easiest way he can. Plus, he can get extra press with a negative story if they issue an angry denial later.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jessica (and Joe) make their money off her endorsement deals and I&#8217;m sure they want to keep those.  The companies passing  those out want a famous person. Jessica is not famous for her blockbuster movies or popular country albums.  She is known for stories about her in the tabloids, so I always assume any story about Jessica  is leaked from her camp whether it&#8217;s negative or positive.</p>
<p>Joe can see she&#8217;s gotten a lot of publicity this year for negative stories. By leaking this story, he might be hoping to get her some public sympathy while keeping her name in the press the easiest way he can. Plus, he can get extra press with a negative story if they issue an angry denial later.
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		<title>By: fizXgirl314</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>let&#039;s grow up shall we? a three year relationship has complications that are far more profound than being fat/drunk... yes, even one&#039;s Jessica Simpson is  in...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>let&#8217;s grow up shall we? a three year relationship has complications that are far more profound than being fat/drunk&#8230; yes, even one&#8217;s Jessica Simpson is  in&#8230;
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		<title>By: lizzie</title>
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		<dc:creator>lizzie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think that the whole drunk story was just a way for tony to stop being called a douche for the way he dumped her. If drinking was the issue it didnt seem like he minded being a drunk himself at all the clubs he visited right after the breakup or all the drunk girls he rubbed up on.  It just proves he is a douche by trying to make himself look better at the cost of the girls dignity.  Most of the stories have been negative reasons about why he dumped her and sorry excuses for it and all seem to be leaked by his people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that the whole drunk story was just a way for tony to stop being called a douche for the way he dumped her. If drinking was the issue it didnt seem like he minded being a drunk himself at all the clubs he visited right after the breakup or all the drunk girls he rubbed up on.  It just proves he is a douche by trying to make himself look better at the cost of the girls dignity.  Most of the stories have been negative reasons about why he dumped her and sorry excuses for it and all seem to be leaked by his people.
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