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We’ve all suspected that Jude Law’s baby-mama Samantha Burke was using her tenuous connection to Jude to launch her own modeling-acting career. Why would she hold a press conference to ask for her privacy? Why would she set up a blog to document her pregnancy and encourage people to hire her for work? Why would she take bikini-clad pictures of her pregnant self and send them out (allegedly)? Now it seems that even Samantha’s friends think she’s something of a famewhore. A source told E! News that Jude “didn’t even remember” Samantha and their week of sex, and that they consider it “crazy” for Samantha to go through with the pregnancy:
It’s hard being a young twentysomething lady who loves famous people. If everyone isn’t calling you a fame whore, then you’re just trying to get whatever famous person responsible for knocking you up to remember you.
Ugh, it’ll be OK; just take underwear pictures and post them online. And if that doesn’t work, have a close friend do the talking for you. This is how the story of Jude Law’s baby mama Samantha Burke is going, anyway.
A close friend of Samantha’s steps up and tells E! exclusive details of the brief relationship between the Sherlock Holmes actor and the aspiring model. It all started once upon a time in a club: “She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.”
And then poor, sick Jude didn’t remember her after she did everything she could (even a steady dose of sex, obvi) to nurse him back to health: “Jude didn’t even remember her. She hasn’t seen him since New York. They’ve only been in contact through their lawyers.”
Now, this friend thinks Samantha is “crazy” for going through with the pregnancy, so one has to question her financial motivations. Good thing the seven-months-pregnant mom-to-be already cleared that up in a recent blog post: “I can’t tell you how far from a gold-digger I am. I’ve never dated a rich man in my life. I’ve always wondered how girl friends of mine could even ask their boyfriends to buy them clothes.”
Still, her friend had to point out that Samantha comes from “a very white trashy town” in Pensacola, Fla., and “her family doesn’t have any money.” Just in case that means anything?
[From E! Online]
I completely believe that Jude probably had a hard time remembering her. From what I assume about Jude’s love life (the romancing of nannies, waitresses, Sienna Miller, et cetera), I don’t really think Jude is that choosey. I’ve said it before, but Jude does seem to have a very self-destructive streak - but at least he tries to make it right, to a certain extent. I kind of feel for him. Wait… no I don’t. He should have “remembered” to wear a condom.
Jude Law is shown on 8/18/09 signing autographs outside Wyndham’s Theatre in London, where he’s premiering in Hamlet. Credit: WENN.com
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jude Law, Pregnant, Samantha Burke, Sex

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53 Responses to “Jude Law “didn’t even remember” sex with Samantha Burke”
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This guy isn’t even making movies like that anymore.
Kaiser-Please do an article on Johnny Depp! On how he’s going to be the riddler for the next batman movie! I’m so excited for this to come out!
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Mr. Law will be ok as long as he remembers to send those child support checks - that’s the law Jude!!!
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Wow…classy, why in the hell would you take care of a man who you picked up in a bar, is sick and you don’t even know ? Betcha that she would’ve left some other guy lying in his own vommit because he was not famous but Jude(s)(sperm)is very special right ?
She is not the first woman who became pregnant by a celeb but she is doing everything to keep her name relevant and out there.
Sounds to me like she bumped in to her mealticket by accident and she ran with it !!!
Next time watch your drinks/food Jude because maybe she slipped something into it ? -
Sassy - put the link up to the story, and I’d be glad to do it!
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Why is he the more disgusting one of the two? She is a sick, pathetic hanger-on for being so desperate to star f*** an actor and then get pregnant by him.
Remember: It is HER friend that said Law didn’t even remember having sex with her, it wasn’t Law blabbing about it. He more than likely said he didn’t remember her to the ATTORNEY’s, not to the press.
He is a typical sleazy actor and it should be no surprize to anyone that he sleeps around with pretty much anything that will spread it’s legs for him. She is extra disgusting for not only throwing herself at him, but for making such a public spectacle of the whole thing.
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Jude should have remembered to get a vasectomy, if he’s going to behave like a man-whore.
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I agree with Wanderlust lmao.
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All these douche nozzles need to learn to keep it in their pants! Jon G, Jude, Lil Wayne, John Edwards….
Whatever happened to self control and self respect? That goes for the women that fall over with their legs in the air too!
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ouch. that’s pretty harsh for her “friend” to say.
and DAMN that guy is a slut. and, clearly, he’s not using protection when he sluts around. STD central.
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I don’t think she’s “crazy” for deciding to keep her child after learning she’s pregnant (as her “friend” suggests). Her actions of giving a press conference requesting “privacy” and then right after that forming her own website to promote her “pregnancy” makes her come off as an “opportunist” (read “fame seeker by association”).
Had she been a 20 something knocked up with a no name person’s child, she probably would have aborted.
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I know what happened.
He was sick and she did go to visit him at his hotel (after she stole his hotel key)
She entered his room he was still sick and threw up on her so she had to take a shower, send her clothes out to be cleaned.
She in the hotel bathrobe went to check on Jude (he was naked in bed, he had the cold sweats)
She got into bed to warm him up (of course) and looked into his glazed eyes and knew that he wanted her and could not say no.
So for the next week she took “care” of him until he checked out with telling her and leaving any contact info for her to call him (not even a cell#).
So thats how it went down, a close friend of a close friend of a close friend told me.
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How does anyone know what went down in that room.? How do you know if he was not wearing a comdom ? And why is Jude Law the only one blam in this incident?
He wasn’t the only one in the room. Why did it take 7 months for her to tell him?(in the information age) Why did her friend say she was crazy to go through with having a baby if there weren’t any questionable reason behind this. Also Jude Law has not said one bad thing about this woman yet most of the poster has on this board has said ugly things about him even though he has said he would take responsiblity for his action. All the hater need to take a step back and look at this more closely before bad mouthing Jude Law. -
@Erica - You ask some valid questions but remember this is a gossip website so most of us will gossip like mad as we imagine what went down between Baby Mama and Jude when they first met.
What does it matter why it took so many months to find him? Perhaps her lawyers got in contact with him much earlier but DNA tests take weeks or months before the results are in. Regardless of whether or not he attempted to use a condom, clearly nobody followed instructions because this chick-a-doodle is pregnant! Another poster made a very valid point. If she got pregnant with some no-name schmuck, she would have ran (not walked) to the nearest abortion clinic or got herself a morning after pill STAT!
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unless he had a broken condom accident, most likely he wasn’t wearing one, otherwise their one week love affair wouldn’t have produced a bebeh.
you’d think these rich dudes would be more careful when they spread their seed. -
Do we know for sure its his?
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@Brown Sugar- A paternity test was taken via amneosentis, and it has been confirmed to Law and his attorney’s that the child is indeed his.
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Damn, talk about adding insult to injury. “You were so bad I dont even remember banging you!” Hahahaha.
I bet this twit was thinking it was going to be a scene out of Fools rush In, a one nite stand that leads to a baby and true love with a rich man. Idiot!
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That’s a good one hatsumomo I so agree with you. She probably watch “Fools rush in” every day.
How stupid can’t she be. She should have known Law would not marry her but then again I believe she was after the money. -
Oh that’s OK he will have plenty of time to remember who she is.. ya know every time he signs for the child support check.
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Ugh. Gawd. Y’all know what I’ve got to say on the matter…
Vile. Oxygen. Thieves.
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What comments! A bunch of nobodies making vicious comments based on what another nobody has said, and nobody knows if any of it is for real.
Some friend you’ve got there, Samantha. If indeed there actually was a “friend” and not just someone sitting next to the writer’s chair saying what they think might have happened, because “friend” in a gossip writeup is usually code word for “fiction.”
If it was one of Samantha’s so-called “friends” mouthing off, she needs to quit talking to her “friends” because she and her child are going to turn into an even bigger joke and nobody is ever going to take her seriously. Take care, Samantha, and don’t trust people so much, especially when they think they have a chance at some notoriety just by knowing something about you.
Despite some of the idiotic comments above, Jude hasn’t said ANYTHING about this matter other than his initial statement. He’s treating it exactly like the private matter that it is and going on with his life like he should, and not giving them anything else. Entertainment news and gossip sites can’t handle that, though, so they have to rely on their own devices to conjure up whatever drama they can to sell their shit.
And news flash (again)…pregnancy happens with condoms. People should be educated on this because if that’s all they’re trusting in 100%, it can result in quite a surprise. To assume that condoms are a miracle birth control is naive, and assuming that pregnancy happened due to lack of is naive and irresponsible thinking as well. I read last week that Samantha stated that a condom was used.
But yeah, it’s much more fun to just spout nasty, vicious stuff, isn’t it? I sometimes wonder if people just come to the net to take their personal frustrations out on others who don’t really deserve the kind of beating they get.
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Sheryl- the guys private life is a mess and has been for a while. You can lash out at other posters but they are just calling it as they see it, some more harshly than others.
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Hey Sheryl, relax, Jude doesn’t read the website, you aren’t gonna get gold stars for your upstanding defence of him.
And word to the wise - this is a CELEBRITY GOSSIP website. What we like to do here is GOSSIP. About celebrities. Like, almost incessantly and nastily and without any evidence that what we are talking about is real or fiction. It’s spiteful and it’s nasty and sometimes it’s really really funny. If you don’t like it then best bet is probably not to be posting on websites that seem to be based around Celebrity Gossip cos it might not be your cup of tea.
Just an idea.
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The encounter was so memorable that he didn’t remember her… disgusting.
Jude AND Samantha: For Shame.
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ZOE, save it. Just because I’m not provoked into believing every bit of nonsense that’s circulated through the internet and spewing nasty, unfair comments about somebody that I know has better things to do with his life than pay attention to it, and therefore never offers to return a defense, my comments aren’t just as valid? Well, what a double standard we weave. I’ve got an idea, if you don’t like MY comments, then take your own advice and look away. Fair enough?
And “Rop,” you no doubt get your information about his “personal life” from bullshit sites that say/repeat/regurgitate whatever the hell they want to without regard, which means people aren’t really “calling it as they see it.” You should be less gullible. His personal life is no more screwed up than most anybody elses, in some way or other, including yours.
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Jude should be asking for a paternity test. I trust that famewhore about as far as I can throw her (and from the looks of her right now, I probably couldn’t even lift her).
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Sheryl - no, not fair enough actually. Your opinions are far less valid than others made on this thread/site because we try to have a modicum of lightheartedness in our comments, and in the main, everything is taken with a pinch of salt. No harm, no foul.
Every now and then, however, some shrew (such as yourself for instance) thinks its OK to jump on board, castigating us all for stating our opinions.
For sure, feel free to come here and defend Jude Law’s morals but don’t do it in the same breath as attacking others here for having the opposite attitude to you. Make your point. Scuttle off. No need to be a b1tch. I believe it’s called ‘being sociable’ in well-to-do circles.
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wow everybody needs to stop acting like know-it-alls cuz nobobody knows whats going on other than jude and samantha so stfu everybody.
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Wow Sheryl, are you not doing the same, judging Zoe a person that you do not know nothing about.
At least Zoe is logical in her comment that this is a Gossip site pure entertainment for all of us and we just make comments that at the end of the day do not have much weight in the lives of the Celebutards in question.
Soooo Chill… K
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Sheyl- Taking things a little personal? Like some of the other posters said above, this is a gossip site and I don’t know him personally. I am just commenting on his lack of discretion which is obvious by his public statements he releases not from gossip sites.
If gullible is the worst thing I am then call me guilty at least I don’t lash out in a public forum at others for their opinion. Browbeat much?
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Geez Sheryl chill you sound like a shrew.
Jude was a seazy manho, but most men would do the same. Yeah she is as ugly as ass and has the personailty of a wet sock, but when the lights are off… Let he who is without the one-night stand throw the first stone. But this gold digging fameho is doing everything she can to pimp out this fetus. She is shameful!!
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Reading all of this is for pure entertainment purposes and for those of you that take this wayyyyyyy to seriously, should take it down a step. I decided.
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Geeeeeeez…..
“This is a gossip site, this is a gossip site, chill, blah blah blah”
Are you sure this is not the same person posting under, like, 5 names? Get over it. I have a different opinion, and I’ll express it if I choose. Man, for people (or person) who can lay out such viciousness, you sure are overly sensitive about nonvicious, rational thinking. Will you burn up if the sunlight hits you?
Haha
Cheers.
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There’s a picture of Samantha Burke, taken when she had her “please respect my privacy” public press conference, with her hands behind her back, looking upward. You can almost picture a halo over her head. Ugh!
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I’m beginning to think that someone is having fun with us at Jude Law’s expense, how rude. Poor Jude hasn’t done a thing.
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Jude just brush the hate right off him.
hateful comments without any knowledge of the incident speak volumes. -
Canadian model gets Google to unmask a nasty blogger
Legal ruling will force Internet search giant to reveal identify of blogger who posted derogatory comments
A Canadian model has won a landmark case against Google Inc. that could strip away some of the anonymity provided by the Web, making people who post offensive blogs, videos or tweets more responsible for their defamatory statements.
Liskula Cohen, who once graced the covers of such high-fashion magazines as Vogue and Flare, won a court order in New York that has forced Google to unmask the identity of a blogger who posted photos and derogatory comments about her.
This is code for you’re all screwed.
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Sadly, Kim, that probably won’t apply to a main post, where action like this needs to start, like Eonline did with this one, where they can write up and post any old garbage they want as long as they say it came from a “friend” or a “source,” and it still spreads like wildfire through the internet, even being regurgitated here, of course, and nevermind if there’s the least shred of truth to it…it’s quite unfair. But people enjoy wallowing in *what they perceive to be* famous people’s “wrongs,” never mind that it’s a person with a family who has so many other things going on in their life besides this made-up nonsense, who has problems that are little different from everyone else, who the little minds enjoy tearing down because it gives them a sense of smug satisfaction. Guarantee you, though, they could tell me something about their life, and I could turn it into something defamatory in a matter of minutes and make them sound just as “messed up” as any celeb they enjoy bashing.
Jude is well known to be a wonderful father, a good friend with is ex-wife as they seem to be doing an excellent job of raising their children together, doesn’t badmouth people, isn’t sleeping with anyone’s wife (or husband *wink*), is doing a great Hamlet in London and on Broadway starting next month, doesn’t cuss out set people in 5-minute tirades, isn’t in and out of rehab, but yeah, has S-E-X like millions of other single people in the world. The fact that Samantha is pregnant is between her and Jude, regardless of how it happened, but you would think by the way some people react (some, not all) that they’ve been assigned the task of raising this child or something. Jude and Samantha will figure this out (yes, with the help of attorneys, because that’s the best way to reach agreement in these matters, even with divorce…just ask Judge Judy). Tabs get “stories” all the time from so-called “friends” and “sources,” which is why they have Brangelina breaking up on a weekly basis, Aniston pining for Pitt, etc.
My satisfaction is knowing that even the smug minds have their day. Nobody knows what tomorrow holds, and my grandpa always said “everybody gets a turn.”
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Don’t generalize about celebrities but generalize about bloggers? I’m missing something. Irrational at best. The anger undertones say enough for me to know that you have no respect for the non-celebrity types. We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy.
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Rop, I don’t know what you insinuate I’m generalizing, but you offer no explanation, so all I can assume is that you choose to be offended by something I’ve said. If you think you’re not worthy, that’s your problem. Perhaps that’s why you pick apart celebrities, because it makes you feel better about yourself? I don’t know. I’m just guessing.
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Jude looks like a madman in that top picture. I also suspect that Jude doesn’t remember Samantha, not because she was unmemorable, per se, but because his life is so filled with Samanthas who don’t get pregnant that they’re all just a blur to him. I don’t see why he doesn’t get tired of his promiscuity, though. How interesting can it be to sleep with scores of people casually? It’s a serious question. I’d think it would be more anxiety-producing than pleasurable after awhile.
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Wow Sheryl, I love how you immediately assume that because several people disagree with you in the same way it MUST be the same person posting multiple times. Or maybe it’s just because a whole bunch of people think you should lighten up?
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Stop judging poeple about this.
There are more other important things in this world to talk about.Jude have right to keep his life privat.
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Sally, I just don’t care. As stated, lighten up and don’t take it so seriously, dear.
Geez, I would have assumed people who revile another human being with such random, uninformed viciousness (apparently for entertainment purposes) would have much thicker skin, but instead appear easily offended by itty bitty things. It reminds me of that bully sidekick on A Christmas Story…who bullies and talks big, but when someone finally has the nerve to hit back, he runs off crying “I’m going to tell my dad.”
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Isn’t it a little silly of all the self-appointed watchdogs of Jude Law’s reputation to go on a gossip site and tell everyone to stop gossiping about him? It’s like a temperance worker spouting the cause in a rowdy bar: you’re sure not to change anyone’s mind or make any friends. Also, movie stars love to be talked about, whether it be for positive or negative reasons. It’s all part of the fame game and keeps their names on the public’s lips. And I’m sure Mr. Law himself wouldn’t feel the need to stop the loose talk about his loose morals, or he’d have his publicist make a snotty statement for everyone to MYOB (or have his publicists already done so on Celebitchy?)
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Noone but Jude and Samatha knows if the used a condom or not so I find the discussion rather futile.
Their behaviour is a different matter however. I think Samantha is almost painfully tacky and trashy too. She wanted privacy, didn’t she? Yet we have now had a press conference, near-naked belly-pictures and now a blog? How exactly does she define ‘private’??
Meanwhile Jude has said nothing to the press other than the initial press release. He, at least, seems to handle this more classy than her. Poor man.
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I can’t believe some of the comments in this blog. Were you all people there when they were having sex? Must be since all of you condemn him for not using a condom.
If he does not use a condom and he is apparently sleeping with every Tom, Dick and Harry, I’m really surprised he does not have at least 20 kids around the world.
I have 2 friends who got pregnant and their partners both used condoms according to them. I was not there myself.
And why the hate? Jude is single. I don;t think he forced her to have sex with him nor is he underage, is she?
He is not denying the child is not his nor denying child support which is much more than a lot of fathers who were even married to their partners do. Surprise!I think this is a private matter between the two of them. As far as I know, Jude has not said anything about the matter except acknowleding the child is his and that he will support her.
Now, these “friends” come out of the woodwork and suddenly, everything they say is gospel truth.
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so like to the Jude reputation defending posters here… Jude still has a baby he doesn’t even remember conceiving. My guess if he can’t remember sleeping with the lady he probably can’t remember the rubber he wore. haha, sorry for my vile, spiteful comments.
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Ha, I was watching Monk this morning (love that show!)…Monk was solving a case where a guy had built a fake flying saucer to attract “UFO” watchers to a certain area…said Monk, “He knew the internet people would come. They believe anything.” How true.
DD, Jude hasn’t done anything that needs defending. It’s more like enlightenment.
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Oh, c’mon, let Jude alone! He is a great actor, doing the most important male role in theater having goods reviews and you still going with this?
Go on Jude!
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Wear a condom - or better yet, get snipped if you’re a serial bed-hopper.
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Jude! STFU - you’re just making it worse by confirming that you are a whore.
You tapped that - now deal with the consequences …… privately please!
This guy disgusts me.
Samantha wouldn’t abort or cut contact with Jude. By tapping her without any protection he has now given her the opportunity to “slot in”. He is an A-List celeb which means that she can have some of the status even if it’s critisizm and she can nail him for as much money as she pleases. She calls the shots now that she’s having Jude’s baby. She will use and abuse any system that she wants because …..it’s Jude’s Baby dammit!
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