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	<title>Comments on: Alanis Morissette to write tell-all, Scarlett Johansson is pissed</title>
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		<title>By: Nancy Stephens</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nancy Stephens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and anywya,if Ryan wanted/needed to get married then why didn&#039;t he just work through his insecuities and stay w/ Alanis... obviously... if Ryan and Scarlett are fighting the grass is no greener on the other side...I love Sandra Bullock- she is smart,beautiful,talented and runs MUCH DEEPER than either Ryan or Scralett..... but I don&#039;t think even SHE can save Ryan and Scarlett&#039;s marriage...Scarlett is too young, immature and self- absorbed</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and anywya,if Ryan wanted/needed to get married then why didn&#8217;t he just work through his insecuities and stay w/ Alanis&#8230; obviously&#8230; if Ryan and Scarlett are fighting the grass is no greener on the other side&#8230;I love Sandra Bullock- she is smart,beautiful,talented and runs MUCH DEEPER than either Ryan or Scralett&#8230;.. but I don&#8217;t think even SHE can save Ryan and Scarlett&#8217;s marriage&#8230;Scarlett is too young, immature and self- absorbed
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		<title>By: Nancy Stephens</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nancy Stephens</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:20:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can&#039;t wait for this book to come out; I&#039;d love nothing more than to see Scarlett squirm.....Alanis is a WAY better artist AND a much nicer person than Scarlett....I wonder if Scarlett doesn&#039;t realize that on some level..and that is maybe why she is pissed off about Alanis&#039;s book..for the record I hope Ryan is pissed too.. he deserves to be pissed for being such a shallow a** hole...for thinking youth,breasts, and great sex would make for a great marriage...it takes a lot more than that.....Ryan made the mistake of his life by marrying Slutface Johasson....so... what did Slutface give Ryan for a wedding gift again? Syphilis? Gonnorhea? Genital herpes? AIDS? All of the above? Hmm....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t wait for this book to come out; I&#8217;d love nothing more than to see Scarlett squirm&#8230;..Alanis is a WAY better artist AND a much nicer person than Scarlett&#8230;.I wonder if Scarlett doesn&#8217;t realize that on some level..and that is maybe why she is pissed off about Alanis&#8217;s book..for the record I hope Ryan is pissed too.. he deserves to be pissed for being such a shallow a** hole&#8230;for thinking youth,breasts, and great sex would make for a great marriage&#8230;it takes a lot more than that&#8230;..Ryan made the mistake of his life by marrying Slutface Johasson&#8230;.so&#8230; what did Slutface give Ryan for a wedding gift again? Syphilis? Gonnorhea? Genital herpes? AIDS? All of the above? Hmm&#8230;.
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		<title>By: Danielle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Also, most ppl in LA know that their engagement was broken off not because he dumped HER, but because the engagement was too long for him cause he needed to get married. Everybody knows this!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also, most ppl in LA know that their engagement was broken off not because he dumped HER, but because the engagement was too long for him cause he needed to get married. Everybody knows this!
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		<title>By: stacy</title>
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		<dc:creator>stacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Iggles- its &quot;Jagged Little Pill&quot;

But anyways, LOOOOVE Alanis!!! i have gone through so many copies of aforementioned album! I love some good man hater music once in a while!!!!! Cant wait to read the book.


Ryans an idiot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Iggles- its &#8220;Jagged Little Pill&#8221;</p>
<p>But anyways, LOOOOVE Alanis!!! i have gone through so many copies of aforementioned album! I love some good man hater music once in a while!!!!! Cant wait to read the book.</p>
<p>Ryans an idiot.
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		<title>By: Goddess711</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Go all Alanis on&#039;em&quot; Alanis! WOOHOOO! Getting pissed therapy makes her money -Alanis-countability style. LOVE IT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Go all Alanis on&#8217;em&#8221; Alanis! WOOHOOO! Getting pissed therapy makes her money -Alanis-countability style. LOVE IT!
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		<title>By: Zoe (The Other One)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Zoe (The Other One)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:58:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s promising to be terribly angsty and a bit too over-sharing for me I&#039;m afraid.

Gawd, fancy admitting losing a MAN devastates you that much. Even if that man is Ryan Reynolds I&#039;d be inclined to be a little more &#039;stiff upper lip&#039; about the whole thing. I hope she retains some dignity and just bitches about her ex rather than dissolve into hysterics over him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s promising to be terribly angsty and a bit too over-sharing for me I&#8217;m afraid.</p>
<p>Gawd, fancy admitting losing a MAN devastates you that much. Even if that man is Ryan Reynolds I&#8217;d be inclined to be a little more &#8216;stiff upper lip&#8217; about the whole thing. I hope she retains some dignity and just bitches about her ex rather than dissolve into hysterics over him.
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		<title>By: Rob74</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 19:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;She deserves someone with a soul and I’m sure she’ll find that.&quot;

She is dating an environmental lawyer since 2007</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;She deserves someone with a soul and I’m sure she’ll find that.&#8221;</p>
<p>She is dating an environmental lawyer since 2007
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		<title>By: Sudini</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sudini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for posting those lyrics Bela - I&#039;ve never heard that song but my GOD you&#039;re right.  Those lyrics are devastating.  I really love Alanis and I&#039;m surprised she was with Ryan actually - he comes across as so totally vapid.  She deserves someone with a soul and I&#039;m sure she&#039;ll find that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for posting those lyrics Bela &#8211; I&#8217;ve never heard that song but my GOD you&#8217;re right.  Those lyrics are devastating.  I really love Alanis and I&#8217;m surprised she was with Ryan actually &#8211; he comes across as so totally vapid.  She deserves someone with a soul and I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;ll find that.
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		<title>By: Annie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big surprise.

It&#039;s Alanis I put all my feelings into songs Morisette.

Of course she&#039;s doing a tell-all memoir.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big surprise.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s Alanis I put all my feelings into songs Morisette.</p>
<p>Of course she&#8217;s doing a tell-all memoir.
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		<title>By: Diablo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diablo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alanis strikes me as a kind of bunny-boiling stalker who can&#039;t get over being dumped a decade ago.

She doesn&#039;t even look good any more, she looks like that motivational guru Tim Robbins.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alanis strikes me as a kind of bunny-boiling stalker who can&#8217;t get over being dumped a decade ago.</p>
<p>She doesn&#8217;t even look good any more, she looks like that motivational guru Tim Robbins.
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