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		<title>By: A Dawn</title>
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		<dc:creator>A Dawn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There are more than 200 such apes (known as the Barbary Macaque) on Gibraltar island. It grows up to two and a half feet in size and weigh 30 lbs. approximately. I just think that maybe, he really did something naughty for the ape to go berserk.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are more than 200 such apes (known as the Barbary Macaque) on Gibraltar island. It grows up to two and a half feet in size and weigh 30 lbs. approximately. I just think that maybe, he really did something naughty for the ape to go berserk.
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		<title>By: filthycute</title>
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		<dc:creator>filthycute</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always liked Jason Biggs. He has a goofy charm and you never hear of him acting like an entitled asshole...unlike so many guys in Hollywood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always liked Jason Biggs. He has a goofy charm and you never hear of him acting like an entitled asshole&#8230;unlike so many guys in Hollywood.
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		<title>By: luna</title>
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		<dc:creator>luna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:44:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awww, I always thought he was a cutie...but then again I have a thing for dorks.  He needs a haircut in these pics though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awww, I always thought he was a cutie&#8230;but then again I have a thing for dorks.  He needs a haircut in these pics though.
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		<title>By: Neelyo</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neelyo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So is being &#039;attacked by a monkey&#039; the new excuse for plastic surgery, replacing the overused &#039;deviated septum&#039;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So is being &#8216;attacked by a monkey&#8217; the new excuse for plastic surgery, replacing the overused &#8216;deviated septum&#8217;?
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		<title>By: eternalcanadian</title>
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		<dc:creator>eternalcanadian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg, is that the same guy from american pie?  dang, getting older didn&#039;t agree with him.  :-o</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg, is that the same guy from american pie?  dang, getting older didn&#8217;t agree with him.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_surprised.gif' alt=':-o' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: chshc</title>
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		<dc:creator>chshc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He will always be the pie f*er</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He will always be the pie f*er
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		<title>By: Tlk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tlk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:07:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmm.. Been there, you can&#039;t go anywhere on Gibraltar without knowing about the Barberry apes (which are in fact monkeys).  They are extremely habituated to humans, to the point that the guides there collects dozens of wallets, passports, sunglasses, and camera that they have stolen from tourists posing for pics, every season..  If someone was attacked, they probably were not paying attention to the common sense rules of wild animals.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmm.. Been there, you can&#8217;t go anywhere on Gibraltar without knowing about the Barberry apes (which are in fact monkeys).  They are extremely habituated to humans, to the point that the guides there collects dozens of wallets, passports, sunglasses, and camera that they have stolen from tourists posing for pics, every season..  If someone was attacked, they probably were not paying attention to the common sense rules of wild animals.
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		<title>By: GatsbyGal</title>
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		<dc:creator>GatsbyGal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:14:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, that&#039;s scary.  I&#039;m glad he&#039;s okay, I can only imagine how rattled he must have been afterwards.  I&#039;d have gone home too!

I know what you mean, though, about looking at him and wanting to giggle.  I can&#039;t see him without picturing him making love to a pie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, that&#8217;s scary.  I&#8217;m glad he&#8217;s okay, I can only imagine how rattled he must have been afterwards.  I&#8217;d have gone home too!</p>
<p>I know what you mean, though, about looking at him and wanting to giggle.  I can&#8217;t see him without picturing him making love to a pie.
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		<title>By: Nicole</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:54:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll probably be alone in this, but I didn&#039;t find it remotely entertaining. I once read an article about aggressive apes (I don&#039;t recall which type they were, it was so long ago) on an island, where they had a leader that viciously attacked people as a show of power and control over his territory.
One morning while walking to visit her husband, a woman was carrying her infant on her back when the lead ape suddenly jumped down, snatched the baby away from her, went to the treetops and gruesomely ate it. It was quite a sad story, and really drives home how careful people need to be around wild animals. As cute as some primates are, they&#039;re still wild and therefore, unpredictable.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll probably be alone in this, but I didn&#8217;t find it remotely entertaining. I once read an article about aggressive apes (I don&#8217;t recall which type they were, it was so long ago) on an island, where they had a leader that viciously attacked people as a show of power and control over his territory.<br />
One morning while walking to visit her husband, a woman was carrying her infant on her back when the lead ape suddenly jumped down, snatched the baby away from her, went to the treetops and gruesomely ate it. It was quite a sad story, and really drives home how careful people need to be around wild animals. As cute as some primates are, they&#8217;re still wild and therefore, unpredictable.
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		<title>By: yadira</title>
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		<dc:creator>yadira</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Maybe he told a really bad joke to the ape?</description>
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