“Posh’s breasts look like overturned ladles” afternoon links

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Victoria Beckham’s insanely embarrassing breasts on the cover of Elle – they look like two overturned ladles [Lainey Gossip]
Sarah Jessica Parker in some severe eighties getup for SATC [Dlisted]
Donald Trump Accused of Fixing Miss Universe Pageant [PopEater]
Jay-Z: Beyonce and I “Offended” People When We Wed [MSN Wonderwall]
Larry King has Some Questions for Chris Brown’s Mother [Bossip]
– Where (and How) To Meet The Single Guys [College Candy]
Spencer Pratt Threatens ‘Divorce’ if Heidi Gets Pregnant [Fafarazzi]
– Pretty Much All You Need to Know About the Smurfs Movie [Pajiba]
Kat Von D Does DJ AM Tattoo [I’m Not Obsessed]
Lindsay’s considering Playboy. Finally, a sensible decision! [Celebslam]
Paris Hilton Looks Like Even More Of An Idiot Than Usual [Websters is my Bitch]
Cynthia Nixon Arrives On Set Of ‘Sex In The City 2′ [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Keanu Reeves Consents To DNA Test To Avoid More Baby Mama Drama [Crazy Days and Nights]
Paul Rudd Is Just Kid-ding! [The Frisky]
Heidi Klum’s Leni, Henry, and Johan Are Karate Kids [PopSugar]
Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob [Egotastic]
Megan Fox: ‘Michael Bay is Hitler’ [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba’s Hotness Comeback. I severely disagree, by the way [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. mila says:

    can someone remind me why Victoria’s still famous and makes a lot of money?

  2. Kimble says:

    I thought she was supposed to have had those taken out – are these old pix?

  3. Sassy says:

    Maybe because she’s married to a european guy who’s dick is the size of and I quote “tractor exhaust pipe”? lol

  4. Ruby Red Lips says:

    How strange, they haven’t even made an attempt to photoshop them to look natural…

    god they are awful…

  5. Nicole says:

    “Spencer Pratt Threatens ‘Divorce’ if Heidi Gets Pregnant”
    Ah, now that is true love, people. We can all take a page from Speidi’s book and learn how to form a lasting bond. LOL

  6. AlaskaJoey says:

    I’m pleased Spencer recognizes the world doesn’t want PrattMontag spawn.

  7. Heavenbound says:

    I thought that she had had her breast reduced, they actually look smaller, I do not think that she had them removed, I just think that dress does not favor the way the implants look.

    It’s not terribly horrible. they just look like implants.

  8. prissa says:

    Maybe they photoshopped them TO look that way. Some kind of avant garde, cutting edge fashion statement possibly??? Trying for an edgy look like the Rihanna pics.

    Just trying to be positive… Whatever look they were going for it flopped big time. Why would she let this go to press? No one in her camp said it looked awful? Oh well, whatevs…

  9. For Sooth? says:

    This is grotesque. If I were her friend I would tell her that her breasts look deformed and she needs to take those things out.
    She should also sue her doctor. They make her look like the bride of Frankenstein.

  10. gg says:

    They definitely photoshopped some lips onto her monkey face.

  11. Ana says:

    They did airbrush her lips. They are usually very thin. Her nose looks a lot better as well.

    I don’t like Jessica Alba with blonde hair it washes her out.

  12. GatsbyGal says:

    Posh Fact #47: Posh’s entire body is actually only comprised of sinew, silicon, and leather!

  13. Jazz says:

    She’s too skinny, that’s probably why they look weird.

  14. She looks like a bionic-boobed Fembot, whose gun barrels will pop out any minute.

  15. Shannon says:

    Eugh can you imagine how those things must feel? They’re probably rock solid -.-

  16. Apricot Jam says:

    My hubby says they look horrible…skinny scrawny skelenton type body with two very unatural half balls sewn into her chest…

    how is she womanly??

  17. Ruby Red Lips says:

    I think they are how they really appear…how is that attractive…still don’t get why they didn’t photoshop them to pretend they are natural

  18. Jag says:

    I love her, but that’s not a good look for Posh.

  19. 4Real says:

    She looks like an android.