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		<title>By: danielle</title>
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		<dc:creator>danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if he&#039;s the king of douchelandia, then that would make heidi the queen. seems about right. 

and isn&#039;t it a requirement to be able to dance when doing a dance performance on a national program? good lord. it would have been way more entertaining if they&#039;d just handed everyone in the audience a b.b. gun.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if he&#8217;s the king of douchelandia, then that would make heidi the queen. seems about right. </p>
<p>and isn&#8217;t it a requirement to be able to dance when doing a dance performance on a national program? good lord. it would have been way more entertaining if they&#8217;d just handed everyone in the audience a b.b. gun.
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		<title>By: Ana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know why I&#039;m even commenting on this since I support the ban...but d@mn. 
She added steps where there wasn&#039;t supposed to be anything but a fluid motion.
And she wasn&#039;t even singing live!
She was like a junior varisty cheerleader trying to be sexy.
The other article hit the nail on the head with someone wondering why they didn&#039;t find her sexy. She&#039;s got a nice body but she&#039;s just repulisive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m even commenting on this since I support the ban&#8230;but d@mn.<br />
She added steps where there wasn&#8217;t supposed to be anything but a fluid motion.<br />
And she wasn&#8217;t even singing live!<br />
She was like a junior varisty cheerleader trying to be sexy.<br />
The other article hit the nail on the head with someone wondering why they didn&#8217;t find her sexy. She&#8217;s got a nice body but she&#8217;s just repulisive.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Honestly...I mean, I know these guys are repugnant.

But I seriously feel sorry for this girl.  I used to just roll my eyes at her, but I&#039;ve come to believe she&#039;s just lost.  I mean, she married this man who said that if his WIFE gets pregnant with HIS baby, she has to put it up for adoption or he&#039;ll divorce her???

Um.

Babies happen...unless, of course, there&#039;s no sex goin&#039; on in the Pratt house.

I don&#039;t think Heidi is all that smart.  Either that, or she&#039;s one of those tragically self-doubting types with no confidence, too much money, and a sociopathic man leading her around by the hair.

I&#039;ve tried to hate her, but I can&#039;t.  I just feel really, really sorry for her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Honestly&#8230;I mean, I know these guys are repugnant.</p>
<p>But I seriously feel sorry for this girl.  I used to just roll my eyes at her, but I&#8217;ve come to believe she&#8217;s just lost.  I mean, she married this man who said that if his WIFE gets pregnant with HIS baby, she has to put it up for adoption or he&#8217;ll divorce her???</p>
<p>Um.</p>
<p>Babies happen&#8230;unless, of course, there&#8217;s no sex goin&#8217; on in the Pratt house.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t think Heidi is all that smart.  Either that, or she&#8217;s one of those tragically self-doubting types with no confidence, too much money, and a sociopathic man leading her around by the hair.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve tried to hate her, but I can&#8217;t.  I just feel really, really sorry for her.
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		<title>By: original kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>original kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>with that tank top on spencer reminds me of richard simmons. sweatin&#039; to the oldies!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>with that tank top on spencer reminds me of richard simmons. sweatin&#8217; to the oldies!
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		<title>By: Rudy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rudy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why are we all wasting our time with Heidi?

She has NO talent (none) not sure why she is getting any exposure at all.

PLEASE PLEASE just make her go away!!!!!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why are we all wasting our time with Heidi?</p>
<p>She has NO talent (none) not sure why she is getting any exposure at all.</p>
<p>PLEASE PLEASE just make her go away!!!!!!!!
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		<title>By: Hieronymus Grex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hieronymus Grex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Proof you can&#039;t paint a pig.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Proof you can&#8217;t paint a pig.
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		<title>By: dewclaw</title>
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		<dc:creator>dewclaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does she think she has to sing and dance?  She can&#039;t!  Her weird body with the short legs and pigeontoes doesn&#039;t dance.  She walks like she&#039;s got a load in her trousers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does she think she has to sing and dance?  She can&#8217;t!  Her weird body with the short legs and pigeontoes doesn&#8217;t dance.  She walks like she&#8217;s got a load in her trousers.
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		<title>By: Kristen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:22:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG it IS for real. I just googled. What a sick joke.

http://www.examiner.com/x-4191-NY-Media-Examiner~y2009m9d3-Spencer-Pratt-to-be-crowned-King</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG it IS for real. I just googled. What a sick joke.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Lenore Go right ahead and laugh. I do it everytime a read a Speidi article. And Megan Fox too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Lenore Go right ahead and laugh. I do it everytime a read a Speidi article. And Megan Fox too.
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		<title>By: Lenore</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lenore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>...King Spencer Pratt?  Seriously?  For real?

My face hurts from trying not to laugh now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;King Spencer Pratt?  Seriously?  For real?</p>
<p>My face hurts from trying not to laugh now.
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