Comments on: Jessica Simpson is the Bride of Frankenstein at Paris fashion show http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:43:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: 4Real http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-446176 4Real Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:11:25 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-446176 What a disaster. Her skin looks bad, hair overbleached, titties saggy, and she should never wear brown or an updo. It's also the ugliest *uckin' dress. Where was her daddy while this was going on. It's like some cruel designers got together and played the ultimate joke on her. What a disaster. Her skin looks bad, hair overbleached, titties saggy, and she should never wear brown or an updo. It’s also the ugliest *uckin’ dress. Where was her daddy while this was going on. It’s like some cruel designers got together and played the ultimate joke on her.

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]]> By: gg http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-445718 gg Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:39:19 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-445718 That "conk" hairstyle looks like crap on everybody. It seems there is no way to make it not be all lumpy. Second, the idiot "mineral" fad makeup looks like doo-doo on everybody as well. When will this fad go away because I'm tired of the orange. That “conk” hairstyle looks like crap on everybody. It seems there is no way to make it not be all lumpy.

Second, the idiot “mineral” fad makeup looks like doo-doo on everybody as well. When will this fad go away because I’m tired of the orange.

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]]> By: Ana http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-445300 Ana Sun, 06 Sep 2009 00:03:10 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-445300 Aspen--you do have some valid points. The bigger they are the more gravity affects them. I have nothing to be affect by gravity. Lol. It doesn't help that Jessica is pretty short. http://did-they-or-didnt-they-celebs-and-plas.popsugar.com/323478 Aspen–you do have some valid points. The bigger they are the more gravity affects them.
I have nothing to be affect by gravity. Lol.
It doesn’t help that Jessica is pretty short.

http://did-they-or-didnt-they-celebs-and-plas.popsugar.com/323478

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]]> By: Fat Elvis http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444913 Fat Elvis Sat, 05 Sep 2009 18:21:09 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444913 Ugh, she looks horrid. Ugh, she looks horrid.

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]]> By: Enonymous http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444890 Enonymous Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:59:11 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444890 This is why modeling should be left to actual models. This dress would look much nicer if a gorgeous, elegantly slim model had worn it. This is why modeling should be left to actual models. This dress would look much nicer if a gorgeous, elegantly slim model had worn it.

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]]> By: Angelica http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444849 Angelica Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:23:23 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444849 Looks.... What does matter 2 her? She wants to be an "earth"-y character actress? Looks…. What does matter 2 her? She wants to be an “earth”-y character actress?

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]]> By: lola lola http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444838 lola lola Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:55:33 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444838 Gravity has gotten a hold of little Chestica..... Gravity has gotten a hold of little Chestica…..

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]]> By: Jen http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444809 Jen Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:08:37 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444809 I really think it's the hair that lets the whole thing down. If someone had've bothered doing her roots it wouldn't half as bad. It creates a big black shadow on the top of her head which sets everything else off. I really think it’s the hair that lets the whole thing down. If someone had’ve bothered doing her roots it wouldn’t half as bad. It creates a big black shadow on the top of her head which sets everything else off.

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]]> By: Aspen http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444801 Aspen Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:48:05 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444801 Naturally large breasts generally do look saggy in comparison with what we have come to think of as the "normal" shape of rounded implants. Now...I've got nothing at all against implants. Hey, whatever makes a gal happy with her own girls is her own business. I'm NOT bashing implants by any stretch. But Jessica's boobs aren't saggy. They're naturally large. Naturally large breast are not perky...because they weigh too much. I know. Sigh. I have a pair, myself. And it's also true that large-chested women are generally larger all over. Not fat...just bigger. My wrists are thicker, my neck is thicker, and I weigh more than other women who wear the same size clothing as I do. It's just how it is MOST of the time. I don't like that dress, and I don't like her pancake makeup...but Jessica didn't choose either. She just showed up and wore what she was told to wear. Naturally large breasts generally do look saggy in comparison with what we have come to think of as the “normal” shape of rounded implants.

Now…I’ve got nothing at all against implants. Hey, whatever makes a gal happy with her own girls is her own business. I’m NOT bashing implants by any stretch. But Jessica’s boobs aren’t saggy. They’re naturally large. Naturally large breast are not perky…because they weigh too much.

I know. Sigh. I have a pair, myself. And it’s also true that large-chested women are generally larger all over. Not fat…just bigger.

My wrists are thicker, my neck is thicker, and I weigh more than other women who wear the same size clothing as I do. It’s just how it is MOST of the time.

I don’t like that dress, and I don’t like her pancake makeup…but Jessica didn’t choose either. She just showed up and wore what she was told to wear.

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]]> By: For Sooth? http://www.celebitchy.com/69006/jessica_simpson_is_the_bride_of_frankenstein_at_paris_fashion_show/#comment-444716 For Sooth? Sat, 05 Sep 2009 08:03:17 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=69006#comment-444716 She does look better without make up. And why couldn't they use some of that super duper tape to lift her boobs? Someone around her should have been a better friend/advisor. She does look better without make up. And why couldn’t they use some of that super duper tape to lift her boobs? Someone around her should have been a better friend/advisor.

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